IT IS MORE THAN PAINFULLY OBVIOUS THAT THE LEADER OF THE ALLIANCE A.K.A. "GROPEAHOMO" HAS FELT THE PRESSURE, HEARD THE FOOTSTEPS, AND IS BASICLY TERRIFIED FROM THE TRUE LEADERS OF THE JERSEY SHORE : THE WARRIORS. IT'S A SHAME THAT HE HAD TO BAIL OUT ON HIS CREW BUT, WE WOULD EXPECT NOTHING LESS FROM A GUY WHO'S CLAIM TO FAME IS STEALING "THE ROCK'S" CATCH PHRASES. MABYE SINCE THE ROCK HAS LEFT THE WWE YOU HAVE RAN OUT OF THINGS TO SAY?WHO KNOWS?...WHO CARES. DO YOU REALLY EXPECT EVERYONE TO BELIEVE THIS STORY OF A PROMOTION? CAMON GROPPY! YOU KNOW YOU FAILED ONCE AGAIN TO PAY YOUR CHILD SUPPORT. REMEMBER WHAT THE JUDGE SAID MR. DEADBEAT DAD, "THREE STRIKES AND YOUR OUT GROPADILDO" OUR HEARTS AND CONDOLENCES GO OUT TO THE HEARTBREAKID SCHLONGER AND THE REST OF THE ALLIANCE WHO NOW HAVE NO LEADER TO LOOK UP TO. BUT WAIT, WE HAVE GREAT NEWS FOR YOU ALL!!!! THE WARRIORS WILL NOW BE ACCEPTING APPLICATIONS FOR INTERNSHIPS!!! NOW THIS IS A NON PAYING JOB BUT, TO BE AN EX-ALLIANCE MEMBER SIMPLY STANDING IN THE SAME ROOM WITH A WARRIOR IS MORE THAN ENOUGH PAY. I KNOW MYSELF, AS WELL AS JOEY SLIX, HAVE MANY MANY MEANINGLESS TASKS FOR ALL EX-ALLIANCE MEMBERS(aka warrior interns) TO TACKLE. SO FEAR NOT GUIDETTE MONSTERS A.K.A. LOAD CATCHERS, CUM DUMPSTERS, SKANKS, AND SLUTS OF BELMAR, THERE IS A NEW ENFORCEMENT OF ORDER IN TOWN : WARRIOR INC