therealjr

what position did i claim to be on ? i am on the beach all day, i don't work in the summer

I still have all the t-shirts they gave us in each sport. I also have my varsity jacket (football, wrestling, track) and the windbreaker they gave us for winning the B.P.S.L in football. the worst part is the fact i was supposed to get left back to the year on my jacket is the 1 after i graduated.

that is the point i was making with you slick

You kids helen, i decided i accomplished every goal i had in the club scene and don't really enjoy it as much as i used to because it has changed way too much in the past 5 yrs. look at this website for instance, these people think thier opinions matter. all a bunch of nobodies and wanna be's. they could be on that show on mtv. "hi i am jon stephens and i want to be a dj" i love how people try to be tough from the other side of a computer. . .must make you feel great. what i like even better is the fact that you people make posts with your thesaurus in hand and use all these "smart words" improperly. I don't have jobs lined up because i was in the military, (it's not what you know, it's who you know) I did the military thing basically because i love our country and think every male should have todo atleast 2 years after you get out of highschool. This is the best country in the world, and along with the rights we are given come the resposibility of defending said rights. As far as using that to get girls. . i use my natural charm and charisma to do that. but jonboy if you still think you're tough maybe we can figure stuff out on the personal level. if you are 1/2 the man you think you are .

that post was more for guys i'm a guy and i know 99.999% of guys will take sex when it comes. unless ofcourse the girl is just terrible

Wow Another Whack ass D.J no1 has ever heard of Guess you accomplished something

you must be ugly just like how the poor people say money doesn't matter with out physical atraction, thier is no atraction

as far as people who say "single by choice" no1 chooses to not get laid, you just can't find any1 who wants to be naked in the same room as you. and for "cheaters" if you are getting steady ass from variouse people, then why have a relationship with 1 ? just be honest and say "i like sex but not relationships" and don't give me that "i love him/her" crap. .if you did, you wouldn't bang others but that is just my opinion, i could be wrong

It seems that i was made fun of a bit, so allow me to rehtort. I don't think i am better because i surf. I think i am better because i am. Surfing just gives me time to be alone and stay in touch with myself. As far as me "doing something with my life". I spent a few years as a proud memeber of the U.S Army's 18 series. (well first the 11 series then over to 18) I don't feel i need to explain the difference, just know that it doesn't get any harder and i take a lot of pride in my accomplishments. Now i try to only do the things that i love and make some $ doing so. I already have carreers lined up, i just prefer to spend a few years having fun and reaching for the stars. In conclusion, I have done things with my life and have accomplished almost every goal I set for myself. That is basically what makes me better than any of you losers. All this and i am only 22 yrs old.

J.P SUCKS DICK MOST OVER RATED D.J IN NYC, AND HIS CD SUCKED TOO THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO LIKE HIM ARE MONDLESS DRONES WHO LIKE ANY1 THEY ARE TOLD IS GOOD. YOU ONLY GO HEAR HIM WEEK IN AND WEEK OUT IF YOU ARE A DRUG ADDICT AND YOU WANT TO BE IN A CLUB ALL DAY SUNDAY DOING DRUGS. AS FOR "THE GUY AT VINYL ON FRIDAY" HE IS THE FUCKING MAN ! YOU PEOPLE WHO CLAIM TO "KNOW THE MUSIC" AND ARE "IN IT FOR THE MUSIC" HAVE NO PLACE AT DOC'S ANYWAYS. . IT'S A PLACE WHERE PEOPLE DRINK AND HAVE A GOOD TIME (COLLEGE KIDS MOSTLY) AND I PERSONALLY THINK THE D.J DOES A FINE JOB . . .HE HAS TO CATER TO MANY DIFF. KINDS OF PEOPLE YOU "MUSICALLY INCLINED" SHOULD KNOW THAT, BUT YOU PEOPLE ARE TOO CLOSE MINDED AND LIKE WHO YOU ARE TOLD TO LIKE GO KILL YOURSELVES (THIS IS JR CALLING IT LIKE IT IS AS USUAL)

over her ? did she just recently dump you ? no she didn't, know why ? cause you couldn't get her ! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH loser

WELL I JUST WOKE UP AND FIGURED BEFORE I HIT THE BEACH TO SEE IF THIER IS ANY SURF I WOULD CHECK OUT MY LIL AOL BUDDIES. GOD DAMN YUOU KIDS HAVE BEEN AT THIS SINCE THE WEE HOURS OF THE MORNING. JOEG AS USUALLY WILL POST A LITTLE 1 SENTCE OF DRIBBLE JUST SO HE CAN GET HIS POST PER DAY COUNT UP. . .WHAT A JERK. . .I AM GLAD I AM HARDLY AT 1 POST PER DAY AND YOU FAGS AREN'T HAPPY TIL YOU HIT 10 PER DAY. . .I BET YOUR MILKY WHITE NERD SKIN HAS NEVER SCENE THE SUN LONG ENOUGH TO GET WHAT US SURFERS CALL "A TAN" AS FOR THAT JOHN S. FAKE AS DJ. I GOT $100 THAT YOU ARE TERRIBLE, PROBABLY 1 OF THE WORSTE NERD DJ'S OUT THIER WHO COMPLAIN ABOUT THE POLITICS OF NOT BEING ABLE TO GET A RESIDENCY. MAYBE YOU SHOULD BE PRACTICING INSTEAD OF BEING A C.P LOSER ALL YOU LIFE. NOW SOMEBITCH. . . WHITEFAIRY IS RIGHT. . .HOW GOOD CAN YOU POSSIBLY LOOK IF LIKE THESE GUYS YOU SIT INFRONT OF YOUR COMPUTER IN YOUR LITTLE FANTASY WORLD THAT YOU ARE COOL WITH ALL THESE C.P BUDDIES YOU HAVE . . .. BUT HEY. . GET IN WHERE YOU FIT IN YOU SAGGY TITTY NOBODY BUSTAKNUT THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO GO ON COMPUTERS WHO PRETEND TO BE OTHER PEOPLE ARE PEOPLE LIKE YOU. . I THINK WHITEFAIRY REALLY IS A CHICK, AND THAT REALLY IS HER PIC. . .BUT MAYBE I AM NAIVE . . .IF I AM WRONG . . IT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER BECAUSE EVERYTHING SHE SAID IS RIGHT. .. HER SEXUALITY OR SEXUAL PREFRENCE DOESN'T MATTER. WHITEFAIRY. . KEEP MAKING FUN OF THE GUIDOS AND MORE IMPORTANTLY MAKE FUN OF THESE PEOPLE! SOME1 MADE A COMMENT ABOUT STARTING DRAMA AND MAKING FUN OF PEOPLE . . .. I MAKE A LIVING OUT OF POINTING OUT THE SHORTCOMINGS OF OTHERS. . .IT IS SO DAMN EASY TO MAKE FUN OF THE PEOPLE THAT YOU ARE BETTER THAN. .AND EVEN GUIDOS ARE BETTER THAN YOU PEOPLE, SO NO NEED TO TRY AND STICK UP FOR THEM. . .THEY HELP ME MAKE FUN OF YOU GUYS SO GO OUT FIND LIVES TO LIVE AND HAVE A GOOD TIME THIER IS NO NEED TO BE AFRAID OF THAT BIG YELLOW THING IN THE SKY, IT IS CALLED THE SUN AND IT IS OUR FRIEND GUIDOS WOULD BE MADE FUIN OF LESS IF THEY WOULD JUST LEAVE THIER SHIRTS ON AND IMPROVE THIER VOCABULARIES . . NO1 CARES HOW BIG YOU ARE

some girls have nice tits man (true most don't and then buy em) what quality can you tell from the post ? i just see a pretty girl with sunglasses and nice clevage i have guido qualities, but it don't make me 1 1- i am italian 2- i like to be well dressed (thier is nothing that feels better than a perfectly fitted italian suite) 3- i get into fights (usually cause guidos think they can mess with the shorter guy) 4- i go to seaside (i hate it though) but enough about me . . .i want to talk about her again

sorry i am filled with usless knowledge due to the dumb things i do for a lilving and the entertainment industry is my area of expertese so when an oportunity arises to educate some1 else and spread the useless info i jump at it so people can say "wow. . is that true" you might like this about the same movie every clock and watch in pulp fiction is stuck at the same time 4:20

what helps you come up with these clever, witty 1 line catch phrases are you the guy that makes those t-shirts the bumbs sell in time square for a dollar the worste part is the fact that i actually come up with good jokes that make most people scratch thier heads while they laugh but most of them go by unnoticed by the very people i want to be insulted

THAT IS ALWAYS WHAT YOU PUT AFTER I BASH ONE OF YOU C.P LOSERS GET A NEW LINE (YEAH I KNOW I USED THE BEE ARTHUR JOKE 2 TIMES, IT'S FUNNY AND CLEVER YOU ARE NEITHER) "THE REAL JR" IS AN INSIDE JOKE BETWEEN ME AND A BUNCH OF GUYS I WORKED A FEW YEARS AGO. AND CONCIDERING I WORKED IN YOUR PRECIOUSE "CLUB SCENE" UPUNTIL ABOUT 2 WEEKS AGO I FIGURED IT WOULD BE SUITING AS A NAME FOR A WEBSITE BASED ON NIGHT CLUBS

IT WAS A TRICK QUESTION YES BITS AND PIECES ARE TAKEN FROM DIFFERENT PARTS OF THE BIBLE, BUT QUINTEN TARENTINO MADE MOST OF IT UP HIMSELF (A LOT OF IT IS EVEN IN ANOTHER 1 OF HIS MOVIES) FROM DUSK TILL DAWN GOOD TRY THOUGH

Well this tunnelbandit guy is a loser . . . .how else would he have over 2000 posts in just about 15months . . .he spends all of his time on this fuckin website wasting away what could have been a perfectly good life, and i am sure the time he isn't posting he busy spanking it to the latest download of Bee Arthurs sex videos YOU FUCKING WASTE OF SPACE (i bet your parents are proud) Now for the other guy and for the sake of arguement i am gonna call him "Ghetto-Guid" You are definately a guy who spends more time in 1 week at the gym than in 10 yrs reading (i don't care if you read maxim and archie comics just read man it exercises the mind and that is the most important muscle you have. . well 1 more is up thier but you might not use it any more than tunnelguy) Thier is nothing i hate more than a muscle bound juice head that is that big for no reason. . .are you an athlete? do you play college ball or something and you need to be that big and strong? i didn't think so, you only use the "juice" to make up for what you are lacking. . .we'll call it confidence for the sake of arguement, but it might be 1 more thing than that (the other important muscle) get out of the gym or out from behind your computer and do something useful with your life, even if for 1 week give it a shot. and by the way she was funny and i think i love her ! SORRY FOR SPELLING AND GRAMMER ERRORS, BUT I DON'T THINK YOU NEED TO PROOF READ FOR A FEW IDIOTS WHO HAVE MORE TROUBLE WITH THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE THAN I DO WITH FUCKING SANSCRIT OR ARAMAYIC

AND ALL OTHER PULP FICTION FANS QUICK QUESTION . . . . WHERE IS THAT PASSAGE IN THE BIBLE "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."

CONGRATS GUYS YOU ALL WIN THE AWARD THE LAST GROUP OF PEOPLE TO DO THAT WERE THE BUFFALO BILLS OF THE EARLY 90'S A- IT'S NOT COOL TO HAVE SOOOO LITTLE TO LIVE FOR THAT YOU THINK YOU ARE COOL BECAUSE YOU TAKE ENOUGH BREAKS FROM DOWNLOADING THE LATEST BEE ARTHUR SEX TAPE TO PUT 300000000000 POSTS ON A WEB SITE B-NOT 1 OF YOU HAS AN OPINION THAT MATTERS C-THE GUYS THAT ARE TRYING TO MEET THE CRITERIA FOR THIS "POSSE" AND STRIDE TO DO SO IN THE NEAR FUTURE. . . .KILL YOURSELVES NOW SO I ASK YOU HOW MANY "POSTWHORE" ASSCLOWNS DOES IT TAKE TO MAKE A GIRL CUM ? YOUR ANSWER - "GIRLS CAN CUM? I HEARD THE GUYS DID THAT" GO OUT AND ENJOY THE SUNLIGHT !

:blown: :blown: you people are fucking losers !

DID ANY OF YOU go to SF when it was good ? OR do you remember how passionately we used to talk about it and just assume it is the same? You couldn't drag me thier

we might be neighbors I.M a neighbor sometime xzurtionnyc

MEET UPS ? DINNERS ? GO OUT AND MAKE FRIENDS . . . . MEETING PEOPLE ON A COMPUTER ? WIERDOS

YOU PEOPLE ARE SOOO FUCKING GAY ! KILL YOURSELVES