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I take issue with your reference to "locked down". Is this an implication or connotation that a relationship is somehow similar to being incarcerated???
I'll have you know that a relationship (the right one) is can be the most wonderful thing in the world. The problem with most is that they have A TON of issues (which encompasses allot) that lead to them picking, shall we say, less than desireable mates. Hence, most are in "unhealthy" relationships & view it as being "locked down"
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Originally posted by phatman
...ummm...no offense but if your pop came here, i'm assuming you were born here...that makes you american my friend...correct me if i'm wrong...
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dr phil
Hey Mr Monk, i was being sarcastic to myself! (dont try to understand). Anyway, the basic premise i was trying to get at is that we all have sooooooooo many problems & compliants over here, but our reality is not nearly as harsh as others, who somehow find a way to be happier than us
Thanks,
From the Diary of Gideon Yago, in Iraq
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Originally posted by nomembername
who brandi?
Brandy has B cups, not her. I had my girl on the side with me. She has D's. NICEEEEE
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You pathetic americans invent problems out of boredom. Feeling a little stressed? you must be clincially depressed, take an antidepressant.
When my pop pop came to this country, he had 2 dollars in his pocket, yet you never heard a peep out of him
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Originally posted by pk1
Where was the show?
it was in some town called Dunnelin in NJ.
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Casey is horrible. He was telling jokes about raping little kids.
One of them was " I hate when i fuck 10 year old boys & thier ribs break". Im not sure what the joke was..
He also threw donuts & a roastbeef sub at hecklers in the crowd.
Rev bob Levy is hilarous. He is funnier than arty at stand up. We were sitting in the front & my girlfreind had a cleavage showing top on, so he starting saying i want to suck your hershey kisses. Then he called her up to the stage, & said "look at you honey, your fucking hot....You look like donovan mcnabb"
:laugh: & started telling black jokes..Arty was funny, kept drinking. People from the audience would place drinks on the edge of the stage & he would grab the drink & the guy would start blasting ACDC & arty would chug the drink & yell "FIRE" like only he can. priceless
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Went to see his comedy show this past saturday along with Casey & Bob Levy
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Originally posted by ou812
Oh by the way..............for those of you that have never been incarcerated:
Fifi - A Fifi is a sock or latex glove, reinforced by plastic, duct tape, or whatever's handy, and usually filled with hand cream or lotion. It's made for sexual self-gratification, a homemade orifice for men seperated from women and who have not gotten to the point where other men look good.
A friend of mine that used to work in a prison said he would find fifi's all over the place. How disgusting.
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I actually think bullseye is a good sport for all the joking around.
But bullseye, i want to know. Does your girl know about all the online flirting? If so, does she get jealous?
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Originally posted by mikeynine999
D IS MY FREIND AND WE JUST FLIRT AND SHIT ON HERE MAD PEOPLE SHOULD MIND THERE OWN BUSINESS
Im being honest. Did you mean "mad" people as in angry people OR
"mad" as in allot IE, the club had mad headz in there.
Im being totally serious.
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WHAT THE FUCK??????/
All of you are coming down on the men for fucking strippers at a bachelor party??? that is so cliche......
I threw a bachelor party for my brother in October & we didnt get any strippers, nor did we go to a strip club. We went to AC, got a couple suites & picked up our own whores, free of charge!
So, at least we didnt have to use money to get laid, only charm!
So, is this acceptable?
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Originally posted by nomembername
One more thing....this is a perfect example of a post that belongs on "THE GAY THREAD".
my sentiments exactly!
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Im from NJ & im italian, so let me just say that most people of italian heritage from North jersey are trashy.
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Originally posted by iamsamurai
Yah saw parts of it. Vanilla Ice is a whiney bitch. The only chill ppl there so far is like the guy from Chips and Ron Jeremy.
thats Officer poncharello to you
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hey sweets,
I watched it & actually liked it. I cant believe how hot tracey bingham is. My goddddd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anyway, the first episode was ok, but the previews & clips they were showing look like its going to be wild. I think Ron jeremy is going to unleash his 9 & half inches on someone.
I even saw him kissing tracey bingham in one of the clips, i think...
And who could forget the biggest whore the real world ever produced trishelle?? she is good for a few bangs as well!
should be good!
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But i have yet to meet any, myself included
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Originally posted by gager
Well in my experience it is true and I would bet that it is almost always true.
I guess there can be exceptions to every rule, like mabey if the guy is married or in a serious relashonship.
or gay
I have heard that there are some guys that:
A) aren't desperate
don't need to fuck every single female simply because they are a female (Standards??)C) don't need to masquerade around as a "friend" in order to get laid
YET still all the while maintain a strong heterosexual presence
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Originally posted by gager
Your ex and bbboom are absolutly right.
They may very well be your friends but the fact is the only reason a guy becomes friends with a women is because he is attracted sexualy to them and would love to get with said girl. If you are ugly or the guy in not attracted to you he would stop hanging out with you and stop calling you.
this is fact
Gager, you are incorrect. I used to be good friends with a girl that i had no sexual interest in at all. We really were nothing more than freinds.
BUT, i will admit, that she had some hot girls in her circle of freinds, so im sure that may have subconciosly influenced me....
Thanks,
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only booty call i got is my girlfreind & she turns me down most of the time. I usually have to get that bitch nice & liquored up or coked up & its on............
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Hmmmm, But It seems that all the top execs & higher ups at my job are Fat, not thin
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Vic,
You dont post much on this board? welcome.......
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Attn: Chris
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Originally posted by xlr8ted :laugh: I wanted to see if you were on your toesPaciello was fucking crazy, home invasion gone wrong ,lead to murder on SI.
Kid had 3 birth dates, 2 social security numbers 13 different address's and 2 drivers licenses
And he turned out to be a rat...........
what about bodybuilder mike quinn?
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don't need to fuck every single female simply because they are a female (Standards??)
what's your favorite slang term for "having sex"?
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I dont have a specific term, just phrases like
"you wanna do that"
"can i have some of that"
"how about we..."
"can i fuck your pussy"