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That pic was taken just before we walked across the street to get pizza.

1) I was wasted but cover was $30-35. 2) The entire downstairs was packed. Upstairs was emptier than a mofo but who wants to be up there and not hear the dj well. 3) I think JP liked NJ.. the crowd wouldn't let him leave.. small venue and all peeps screamin your name.. finally he points to his watch and splits.. 4) Depends on the weekend. 5) I didn't see any. 6) Yes it scared away people.. I saw peeps walk up and leave and then come back.. "Oh wait guys we gotta go back I forgot my license...." 7) Yes there was a line. 8) JP got there like 1.5 hours late. Forget all the hype... I hate fuckin clubs personally and I hate going to them... First time I enjoyed myself in a while... I don't know why someone posted his set was bad, my ears are still killing me... Pictures don't lie... I got it all on tape.. I'll post it soon....

you racist bastard

I heard that to get one of those cards you need to dress like a sheep and bang chickens in the back room while singing dark beat while Oscar G pokes you with a pencil. I didn't do that. But I printed a gold card out on a dirty piece of paper... I'll see if that works..

I have some very important info on the VIP table selection for MERGE tonite. It came from a very reputable source. Word has it KostaP is putting gum on the seats of all the chairs in the lower level. Be careful when you sit. He does this so that when 'short skirt' girls sit on the shiznit... he comes running with the sponge and club soda...

I ain't sittin on no 2nd floor shizza

He said you wouldn't care! That you already had the HIV...

You can spel?

24hrs and Counting... MERGE open yet? I'm going to get there early and set up a barbecue. Hot Dogs and Hamburgers. No bread. I'll also be waving little JP flags. And I'm going to drive this guy Banard in from Paterson. He is going to be responsible for pushing the shopping cart and selling preztels. He is cool.. he tested negative for AIDS and everything...

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Close my eyes is on the yet to be released cd, they mix it in with a little TKA.

Fat girls are sexy. It's like all they want is pizza... and they're happy.

What da fuck is a Jersey? Jersey City? Why isn't the New York section called York? Why isn't the Las Vegas section called Vegas? Why isn't the Washington DC section called DC? Why isn't the Los Angeles section called LA? RIP IT SICK JP June 4th to ur mother.

AWWW YEAH SEE YOU ALL on the 4TH

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That blonde in ur sig needs to eat something.

I have all the inside info.

this site needs to be renamed promoteyourwebsiteyoulittlebitch.com

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no dude.. here's the perfect parrot....

what da fuck is with the million posts.. fix ur lag time goddam cp &*^@287 . . . bitches

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