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I need another job if everyone else is off friday....

oh john holmes... i get it the guy that got beat to a pulp for his cociane.... i saw his frozen penis on ebay a while ago... it sold for $20 and change.... i was so pissed i lost that auction... do you have his penis? i tried to contact the seller/winner of that auction but they don't answer....

Breaksfest Crobar - Friday Night DanceStar M3 Summit and Sunset Sessions Defected Pool Party at the National BBC1 Radio Launch party at Nikki Beach Ultra Music Festival Madonna "Love Profusion" - Release Party Positiva Pool Party at the National Hotel Promo Only Radio Party at Automatic Slims Indie Central at Twist Haru Celebration at Doraku WMC 19th Annual International Dance Music Awards One Nation Under a Groove Party at Twist Ben Sherman / Xmix Party at the Mansion Made in Italy / Space Ibiza Peace Love and Beats WMC Conference Seen on the Street Other Parties

JP is hands down the best wedding dj.. my grandma got married for the 4th time.. he had all the wheelchair peeps suckin on pacifers and swig'in g.... grandma thanked me after.... it is 2 weeks later and she's still see'in colors.... I go to the home and visit her and all she does is stare out the window at the birds.. and every now and again she spins in her chair with this psycho look with her eyes buggin out... singin... "Had so much of u...." but sometimes she gets it confused with the Denny Tsettos angel song....

New Orleans is the greatest place ever.. I get so pissed when people go... I stayed at the royal sonesta hotel when i went... I was taking pics of all the boobs on the balcony across the street... when I went to my sales meeting.. to my surprise... I saw all the 'boob girls' from the night before... It was all the sales reps.... I have so much black mail material it's not even funny.... I rented a Z4 conv and only used it to go to and from the airport.... god bless the waste and gluttony of the USA.... I went to Emeril's and dropped a cool $1k thanks to finance guys... Then i bought a skull stick and walked in the parade.. when everyone said "dam ur crazy.. where you from..." I'm like... yea I'm from NJ.. represent... in the hizzo.... RIP IT SICK... RICHIEEEEEEEEE....

I think you hold the record I never saw someone go with no sleep for 48 hours...

Has everyone fuckin lost it? It sucked.... oh man.. beatin this thread into the ground... no one was there...

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SF WAS DA SHIT HOLLLLLYYYYYYYYY THE PLACE WAS INSANE!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY HEAD IS KILLIN ME!!!!!!!!!

crackheads

Rydell is so romantic...

I got a 1/4 of it this morning and the ass booted me.... sigh ill wait... she is hot as hell... she's on something tho u can tell.... she in the K HOLE EEEEEE OOOOO.....

for the same reason i can't type ******* (r.e.d. p. l.ow)

the girlies dj'ing at SF for halloween thing were the best ever.... :eek:

Hottest girl ever...

green girl is hottest girl ever

I got a strange feeling... like greatest halloween pics ever will be up tomorrow..... or something....

SF did us in.... we lose 3-4 days at a time... wake up in strange places....

is it because of.... TSEEEETTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOEESSSS

weird right... fuckin scared little bitches... how come they didn't ban guido... it's the next biggest messagebored....

Nah that's why i asked... I couldn't find anything anywhere... in the Record... online... this kid told me I thought he was full of shit...

I was driving too fast.... did i get him?

hey... what!?!??! what was that shit i heard someone got shot or something.... :blown:

By they way Sound Factory is the most insane shit .... what every club should dream to be.... i can't feel my legs.... insanity.... SANCTURY

THE CONDOMS FROM SOUND FACTORY ARE EXPIRED... REPEAT THEY ARE EXPIRED.... BUT THE MINT ONES ARE OK....