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  1. Originally posted by xlr8ted

    Funny you should ask:

    So I get up a little earlier than usual so I could shovel, say 5am. I come back in from cold and decide to have a coffe and a bagel before work... I start to get dressed and I fell a shit starting to churn in my stomach, but hold it in like a 4 year old, and finish getting dressed. So on my ride in i'm feeling a little tired, and see a dunkin donuts. It was a tuff decision, either get another coffee and risk shitting my pants on the way in, or be sleepy all morning, so i decide to risk my new armani dress pants.. Everything was feeling good, then the onslaught of shit cramps and peek-a-boo turtle heads were unbearable, even to a professional shitter like myself.. I make a mad dash to the 2nd floor bathroom, b/c here on the 4th floor is some gross associates, and the 2nd floor is empty... So I creep into the bathroom almost ready to blow like ole' faithful and make my way to my fav handi-cap stall... I like this stall for many reasons, one being the size of stall also b/c I feel like i'm perched high up like a gargolye when i'm on that soft, elevated seat.. I begin to read the Boston Hearld and the rest is history, I logged on the RP and tld everyone I shit...

    Good stuff.

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