swollashell

todaro sucks...the place is cool...the chics are hot...but what else do you want for jersey. of course youre gonna have the jersey cheese and all that comes along with it. todaro still has to learn some shyit hes got a LONG way to go...i mean do we really need another tsettos. i went once and i had a pretty good time. i mean its a loungy type deal, if you just want to take it easy for a nite...then its a cool place.

factory is not what it used to be!!! when it was a pain in the balls just to get to the front of the line. when you go with 6 people and you have to pay the bouncers 200 bucks just to get to the front of the line, so you dont have to wait on the mess. paris used to tell you if you were going to get into the club or it was time for you to take yourself to exit with your busted ass!! when it was the year of 97-99, those were the years. when the drugs were good and the women were so bangin that they made the guys bust in there pants. those are just memories. now its all about the juice, gimme a bump, a scoop of G, and let me take my 9th pill. its just to gross in there now...even the broads are gross...and the guys shyit...ladies if thats what you like, i feel sorry for you!!! JP you still rock the house but its the people that venture into the joint that ruining it!!

whats wrong with you

yes it was bangin!!!

yeah there are other clubs down the shore you temp freak!!! why dont you take your head out of denny and jersey joels ass and lay off the K and check some other places out!!!

___________________________________________ its true in some ways...you just have to filter out the crackheads and the losers out of the crowd. same goes for the girls too...some girls are just as bad as the guys... what i propose is that all the normal people (guys and girls) should pick a corner (no crackheads allowed) and just meet up...just to chill one night. get some shots going and just shoot the breeze.

____________________________________________ damn queer fuck...im tellin you these damn guidos are messin everything up...i try and try to ignore em..but i cant...they got there shirts off and there eyebrows so thin...might as well shave it the fuck off and just paint them in the way you want em... death to all guidos

___________________________ that is the funniest thing ive seen in my life that is the funniest thing ive seen in my life...

I COULDNT HAVE SAID IT BETTER!!!! "OH ITS TRUE, ITS TRUE"

you bunch of queer baits...you should go butt fuck each other in the bathroom in temps witha double headed dildo...yous are such losers...lol..

some people just dont like variety...theyre to stuck on the double fist pumps and dancing like a bunch of freaks...as for the dj at docs...he is a cool guy and he knows more about music than most the people on this board. "shut your mouth and know your role" - the rock

HOW BOUT YOU GO SUCK ON YOUR MOMS TAMPON!!!

PASS THAT SHYIT!!! "THATS RIGHT I WANNA BURN B"

you guys suck elephant shyit!!!

you should be shot for just for bringing that up!!!

nuff said!!!

finally someone with the same mentality as me... i thought i was the only one the listens to the music without doin the fist pump...

be careful what you ask for...then were would all the double fist pumpin guidos go...

i believe Seb Fontaine is opening up for Oakie...not sure...but thats what i hear...last time at the hammerstein, Fontaine came on after Oakie. That nite Seb ripped it.

SHES FROM WAYNE...SHE WAS ON SOME mtv SHOW LIKE 2 YEARS AGO...SHE WENT ON A BLIND DATE TO A BRITNEY SPEARS CONCERT...I THINK HER NAME IS JEN...SHE LOOKS LIKE A JEN I THINK SHES HOT AS HELL..ID LIKE TO GET IN THAT POOTY!!! "SHE PROBABLY SHAGS LIKE A MINX" austin powers "SHE MAKES ME RANDY" "ID LIKE TOGIVE HER UNDERCARRIAGE A LITTLE BIT OF HOWS YOUR FATHER"

those 2 are going to fry in hell... not even that but come one the guy is 40 years old and still livin home...thats a problem...get your old ass a jizzob and get out of your moms crib...i hope he gets ass raped by a gang of big buck black dudes from '>www.dogfart.com.

that is the worst site i have ever seen...thats a waste of internet space. a bunch of spikey haired, plucked, no shirt having, club rejects. and the gear of the year is diesel, it was only a matter of time that the:flame: , i hope one day that you are talkin to a girl and she lights up a cigarette and your hair goes up on fire. firs the guidos were rockin cavaricci's now the new breed, rockin the deisel...oh brother, "attack of the guidos...double fist pumpin at a club near you".

ACCORDING TO Swollashell........... 1-Denny sucks (HE DOES NOT, bY far the most well know dj to ever come out of jersey) 2-richie rydell sucks (HE DOES NOT, Holds down the most successful and consistent party in jersey at Metro Lounge 12 MONTHS OUT OF THE YEAR,Not only 3 months at the shore and has been destroying Merge every sat, come listen for yourself)) 3. TemPts would be good if denny wasnt there (Really, and who should replace him? any suggestions?) 4.Merge choose the wrong resident djs this year(really, and who would have been better for the job, any "suggestions'?) 5. Richie rydell needs more "tempo control" (Hmmmmmmm, this line is screaming "i am a dj, i am a dj, i am a dj!!) 6. "ANDREW MENDEZ RIPPED IT at DJS" (hmmmmm, denny sucks, richie sucks, Merge choose the wrong resident dj THIS year, but the ONLY dj that ripped it was...................... Mendez? I normally do not like to respond to drama ridden post, but this is just stupid. STOP THE DRAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!! George b. ___________________________________________________ Mr. George B. first off...im not a Dj...if thats what your implying...just because i said something about tempo control...maybe i just have knowledge of music and it doesnt take a rocket scientist to hear how fast RR is spinning...i am me thats it...and if you think i am this Dj who is bitter...you really got your head were the sun dont shine...how bout im a bitter club goer... here are some answers to your questions.... 1. Denny does suck...when hes not in jersey he rips it were he goes...he has good tempo control and mixing is on point...his music selection is outdated ( but look who hes playin for, some people just have no clue about music) 2. what happened when MR RR went to saturdays....metro went to the crapper...no people showed up on saturdays...:grin: and the reason fridays get so packed...its cause its 18 to get in i think isnt it... 3. there are a couple dj that can replace denny...but to do that would start a riot in seaside...richie santanna, teo T is pretty good for temps...heard him there a couple times...anyone can replace denny...any dj can replace a dj...its just how they get the crowd motivated... 4. i think you could have kept mendez in there...he was doing pretty good...and you could have had rr on fridays...just like at metro...and then if it didnt work...switch it around... 5. i already answerd this question... 6. and this i have no clue what the hell your talkin about here...if your implyin that im this dude...you really do have it shoved way in there huh...lol:biggrin:

This is funny. 29 posts, and all 29 are anti-Denny/Tempts, and anti-Rydell/Merge.... I wonder who this could be? Your arguments are old news, if you don't like Denny or Richie then stay away from Tempts and Merge, Plain and Simple..... Oh yeah but you did have one post that praised someone.... ______________________________ this is reply to mr djdanfury...i got 2 words for ya...BITE ME!!! just who do you think i am...you dont know who i am...you must got me confused for someone else...tryinto start something...im voicing my opinions...why dont you shove it!!! and im not anti merge or anti temps...i just think the music selection can be better in both places...but since you jersey fools are so into the cheese music thats out there now adays, you guys have been brain washed...and if you think that rydell is a great dj....you deffintly have your head up were the sun dont shine...i feel like im gettin beat up when i listen to him...his tempo control is way way to fast...why dont you listen to some of the tracks that he plays and youlll see what im talkin about... peace dorko