mikeyloco

pizza hut does suck i love dipiazza's in hialeah...the best!!!

home grown and mest tues nite 10/22 at culture room 2 really good punk/emo bands...anyone else planning on going?

looks like i started a war....it was supposed to be a joke...you were all supposed to give me names you call girls...no one is helping!!!

the only spanish words i care about is tequila and quesadillas.

yo no hablo espanol.........

"box lunch"....a girl you see and you want to eat her for an hour.

nice!

i know stupid question......but i figured i would ask since its the club planet.

let me know!!!!!!!!

I was the casualty of another dot com company gone bust today. It was really shitty how they let us know that the company was going to shut the doors. Just a tiny little meeting with one other co worker each time, and no severance. They owe me $2,000 and I was told I would get it, but who knows now. Anyhow, I have a degree in marketing, and was a consumer electronics buyer for 2 years. I also have inside sales experience. Feel free to contact me at mrathburn@angelfire.com if you know of any companies that are hiring and I will forward my resume to them ASAP. I live in Pembroke Pines and I can travel up to 25 miles each way. good looking out, Mike

Coleman : Jacuzzi, Sir? Billy Ray : Jacuzzi? See, I knew you all was faggots! Coleman: It's a whirlpool bath, Sir. I think you'll enjoy it. [starts Jacuzzi] Billy Ray: Heey! This is all right! When I was a kid, we wanted bubbles, we had to fart in the tub! TRADING PLACES Reverend Brown: Girl, you look so good, someone ought to put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit! coming to america

i like the Summer Teeth one! how bout BUTTERFACE? she was fine, but her face.

VACATION Cousin Eddie: I don't know why they call this stuff hamburger helper. It does just fine by itself, huh? I like it better than tuna helper myself, don't you, Clark? Clark Griswold: You're the gourmet around here, Eddie. Eddie: I got laid off when they closed that asbestos factory, and wouldn't you know it, the army cuts my disability pension because they said that the plate in my head wasn't big enough. FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH Jeff Spicoli: No shirt, no shoes, no dice. Brad Hamilton: Right. Learn it, know it, live it.

anyone here about this? my boss got an invite, and had no clue who Brooke Burke was. I was like "um i'll take them off your hands"...but it was too late, his greedy kid got em.

Mr. Jones: I grab a dog. I choke him and I kick the shit out of him. All day long got my foot up a dog's ass. Just bang, bang, bang up his ass. That's my pleasure. FRIDAY After Spicoli wrecks Jefferson's car.] Jefferson's Brother: My brother's gonna kill us! He's gonna kill us! He's gonna kill you and he's gonna kill me, he's gonna kill us! Jeff Spicoli: Hey man, just be glad I had fast reflexes! Jefferson's Brother: My brother's gonna shit! Jeff Spicoli: Make up your mind, dude, is he gonna shit or is he gonna kill us? Jefferson's Brother: First he's gonna shit, then he's gonna kill us! Jeff Spicoli: Relax, alright? My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it. Jeff Spicoli: No shirt, no shoes, no dice. Brad Hamilton: Right. Learn it, know it, live it. FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH

"Its the gift that keeps on giving" Cousin Eddie to Clark after Clark gets a check and its not his bonus but a membership to the Jelly of the Month club , CHRISTMAS VACATION

the girls at Venus are good, but no liquor sucks.

There are so many, my favs are Full Metal Jacket Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Drill Instructor: How tall are you, private? Pvt. Cowboy: Sir, five-foot-nine, sir! Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Drill Instructor: Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked shit that high. Good Will Hunting Skylar: You were hoping for a goodnight kiss. Will: No, you know. I'll tell ya, I was hoping for a goodnight lay, but I'll settle for like a kiss. Skylar: How very noble of you. Will: Thank you.

Im from Miami, Tootsies is the best down here! but yea Delilahs is kick ass up in Philly!!!

nice thong......i mean tattoo.

Confucious say "A man with hand in pants is cocky" was great stuff.

"Blowing smoke" = producing empty talk, "hot air"; the "ass" part is just for emphasis

you have never heard someone say "he was blowing smoke up my ass"? Normally people say that in reference to their boss making promises about money or a promotion.

blowing smoke up someones ass = bullshit artist you wiseass

Nicknames/Slang for people I have developed a few nicknames for people (guys and girls) throughout my life. Some are mine own, some I took from other people....thought everyone could add their own 2 cents to the mix also. "Slug" guy or girl who always scams their way out of not paying their portion of the tab. ie heads for the rest room when the check comes, or always seems to forget their money...or they only brought "plastic" and there is no way you can split a 10 person check. "chimney" someone who blows smoke up your ass all the time. "Vampire" girl who sucks all the money and emotions out of a man. "ms pac man" girl who is always running from men.