mikeyloco

Nicknames/Slang for people I have developed a few nicknames for people (guys and girls) throughout my life. Some are mine own, some I took from other people....thought everyone could add their own 2 cents to the mix also. "Slug" guy or girl who always scams their way out of not paying their portion of the tab. ie heads for the rest room when the check comes, or always seems to forget their money...or they only brought "plastic" and there is no way you can split a 10 person check. "chimney" someone who blows smoke up your ass all the time. "Vampire" girl who sucks all the money and emotions out of a man. "ms pac man" girl who is always running from men.

I have developed a few nicknames for people (guys and girls) throughout my life. Some are mine own, some I took from other people....thought everyone could add their own 2 cents to the mix also. "Slug" guy or girl who always scams their way out of not paying their portion of the tab. ie heads for the rest room when the check comes, or always seems to forget their money...or they only brought "plastic" and there is no way you can split a 10 person check. "chimney" someone who blows smoke up your ass all the time. "Vampire" girl who sucks all the money and emotions out of a man. "ms pac man" girl who is always running from men.

id rather be laid, then laid off.

receiving hand jobs and blow jobs from my girlfriend are the best jobs ive ever had.

I usually watch SportsCenter....