kiko2o1

only girls take a long time.. most guys don't take more than 15 mins...

it is pretty cold outside, but most people aren't outside for more than 15 mins at a time anyway... so toughen up...

unemployment shouldnt be longer than 2 months, if you don't have one by then, starve..

i will def. be there...

btw.. it would be liberals that don't like guns... conservatives like blowin shit up

keith sweat - "nobody"... portishead is good too

lol, this is the hottest site... if you haven't already, you need to check this out... :eek:

yep, im unfortunatly from nj... essex county... now living new newark, what a great place...

sorry... i tried

it would never happen, for the simple thing called capitolism....

just curious... i type it all the time, and its a lil "hehe" or a "haha"... i just was wondering what people are actually doing when they type in a "roflmaoomg" type of thing... they're probablly not even really laughing..

you really didnt get that... oh my gawd =o

oh yea, 1 more thing... DT is always with the hottest tranies... you wouldn't know unless you stared at them for a long time, by then they come up you and start talking to you, and then you wanna be nice, and try not to act scared... not this happened to me or anything

no offense, but i see people who want a sex change, to have so kind of chemical inbalance in the brain... if you were suposed to be a girl, you would be one... this is only my opinion, don't hold it against me... oh yea, hey joey, nice to see you.. you probablly don't remember me from arc..

i guess no one else thought it was funny

great words from my grandfather with alsheimers... (spelling?) you can quote me on this.. who knows where he got it from.. but its hillarious.. "when it comes to girls...., if their's grass on the field, i'm playing" lol some people might not get it, and no i won't explain it

sorry i switched topics, i'll start a new post

i'm prob. the only weirdo, but i constantly have ways to make live better... i don't understand where it comes from, but i always get them... most inventions are made to make life easier... and i thought about some ish... then i thought about the straw... how god damn lazy are you, to look at the glass infront of you, and think, "ok, how can i get the liquid from the table, to my mouth, without moving my head" i know, it sounds simple and stupid, but i guarantee the inventer is living very combfortably now.... for some reason, i have a hunch im gonna invent something so stupid, but so useful... i named a few in the "Stupid Blinkers" Post.. just curious if anyone else gets stupid ideas like me

awww ;( i have so many invents... lol... another one i have is.. i dunno if anyone ever seen a water bed heater.. but its as thin as paper with little wires running thru it... if i could make a fairly large one to roll over my drive way, and plug it into a socket, and have just enough juice to run thru it so the snow don't stick to the drive way... since its thin, you can drive over it too... if it was produces, i'd say it'd run about 120-150$ for a normal sized driveway... see what consumers are willing to pay to shovel their driveway... oh yea, comes in sideway size too... lol, im a nutcase

anyone have a better life than the man himself... walk around all day in a robe bangin chicks... the smell of beaf curtains in that place must be unbelieveable... i would go there just to smell the rooms...

while on the blinkers topic... i thought of an inventing that can save most rear-end accidents... gradiated tail lights! the tail lights would have 3 seperate bulbs... 1 lights up when brakes are aplied soft, 2 lights light up when pressed moderately, and all three light up when jamming... i've been hit, and in accidents when this occured, when you can't see trafic infront of you, so you think the person infront of you is just slowing down... watch, in a couple of years, its gonna be standard on cars, and i'll feel stupid for not saying anything... anyone like my idea?

disclaimer: in no way am i racist, i was e-mailed this joke and found to to be funny... =o "why are black people so tall?" cuz their "knee-gr0ws"... :laugh:

oh my gawd...

learn to spin vinyl first...

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