NJstacked

I wrote this 2 years ago on elitefitness.com after the bigtime and myself went to cancun... Well it all started when NJbigtime got kicked out of my college for a GHB overdose....Not his fault, but he punchedout a security gaurd and a paramedic........ To make a long story short, his father told him he was not going on Spring break....I convinced him to go, get his passport and tell his father he is not going and just going to see a friend in South Carolina......Anyway, at the airport BWI, our shitty plane is delayed for 10 hours...We are with 8 close friends from school so we decide to take a cab to the liquor store and start getting fucked up in the airport....anyway, we were blowing lines and drinking our tits off...A janitor even did heroin right in front of us and of course one of our friends needed to try it, accept he snorted it.....anyway, we didnt sleep much and went through 2 handles before boarding the next morning.....,........ On the plane we are complete assholes and are fucking with everybody.... When we get in CANCUN, NJbigtime is stopped and his bags are searched....they found his ritalin, but he had a prescription so it was cool....meanwhile we were carrying pills with us, but we made it!!!!! We get on this cheap shitty bus with other students and it brings us to our hotel....Of course i stand up and tell everybody how NJbigtime is going to enter the hot body contest and he has lost 40 lbs on the Subway diet........... La Boom= my favorite club ever!!!! Tons of pills, g and k....of course one night I ate to many and thought I was seriously going to die....I was sitting in bed at 8am shaking watching the Growin Pains episode where Kirk Cameron overdosed on sleeping pills and had to go to the hospital.....Anyway, I survived the night and went to Fat Tuesdays the next day around noon..... Oh, before this, my boys and I stopped to get some Test prop...which we immediatly injected and did so everyday along with 6 halos a day before going to Fat Tuesdays.....We also would do a full body workout and take Glycerol Fuel...we were all at our prime and heavy cycles before our trip.....Anyway, at Fat Tuesdays, me Njbigtime and another friend meet 3 hot girls from texas, of course they do not go to schoo and they are strippers from Houston, Texas.......We end up fucking them in our room around 5pm that day just 5 hours after we met them......... Thnat night I hungout with my new stripper friend and got VIP with Vin Diesel and Ja Rule......Also, I hungout with DJ Skribble......it was sick and ja Rule, I swear to you gave me and my chick a pill and we blew it...... Anyway, this was just the first two days and maybe when i have time I will add to the stopries, .have fun and be safe...Also, 6 halos and some Prop will work wonders for the week and keep gains while you are getting fucked up!!!!! Oh Yea, We saw JP at La Boom and it was SICK

Deppnade...Long time no see....I hope you and Kingwinny are doing well...We will catch up soon.....No anything with yohimbine will make you tired...even yoburn..... Someclown...it is best used at a tanning salon and it only works for 12 hours....watch your water and sodium intake as well...these are all stupid tricks....but worth the time if say you were going to Surf Club and wanted to look your best.

Yes my friend...the bigtime myself and 8 guys were there...MTV was there I think it was March 9th week...it was insane....Met Jasmin @ MTV (Fat Tuesdays)...It was insane....So many great moments...I hung out with JA Rule & Skribble ...Ja Rule...I got a pill from him...he had a bag of like 100...it was sick...Skribble was in the DJ booth with him ....Sick Time..

La Boom...2 yrs ago Spring Break...Completely Jacked...Hanging with my Stipper friend from Texas all banged up on pills listening to JP confessing my love for Jasmin...HOT Puerto Rican...Bigtime can back me on this one...so can the Donkey....They both watched me in the room....ya hear?

Thank god you have no gyno...The bigtime and myself figure we will have to go under the knife someday.....When we were rookies we never used Anti E's or Clomid...the shit destroyed us....Anyway, i have tried the Yoburn and was not impressed....Here is a trick....Take some Preperation -H and rub it into your abs...go tanning for at least a 15 min...session....The water willbe taken out of your skin...AB AREA ONLY...next drink Glycerol Fuel...it will pump water out of your skin and into your muscles...the results will be Sick!....

Stiffler...I looked it up, but at one point I pretty much knew it word for word....Bone Thugs have incredible skills.....

Bus...my fellow Brother in Iron...teach these rookie gear users...please!

Stiffler...by Far my favorite song ever...I was listening it to 105.1...yesterday and they were playing it...i realized how much I missed the song...this is my favorite part...when bone thugs come in...." "Seven A.M. woke in the morning, with Hen and caffiene and green and nicotine. No dough, so pop a couple of those. Little RIPsta, nigga, Mr. Clean. Make it deep, deep in my temple, and I go get sentimentally steamed with my instrumelody and heated especially for your team and the forty-five indeed will beam in between the seams, destroy your dreams. You willing to die? We'll see how many flee when I 'cause the scene. We mean mug, Mo Thug, trained to be perfect disciples when it's survival time, die by double-edged sword, triple six rivals spittin' fire, that's the real truth, bitch, breakin' down for lives, my Messiah, better get ready for Armageddon, shoots expired, it's wild. Bless the child, the one that became a man, but them positions' already there, all that I had to do was stare. Test me now, contend, never no surrender, no pretend, pick up my gun in my hand, one of my trusty friend, friends. Hey, open and let 'em see if we're real. We all suited, beg my pardon to Martin, baby, we ain't marchin', we shootin', and daily recrutin'. There's a thug born everyday in the ghetto. We start 'em off little, we give 'em a bottle and a pen and pad. They hit the label, kick it.

OU812...Yo-burn is not worth it at all the Bigtime and I suggest t-3 + Clen....Bigtime...come on ...yoburn never did shit....I am on NYC right now and can barely keep my eyes open....If I were you I would suggest going to Pumpnpose.com and ordering some Nolvadex...it will strip your body of excess water, block estrogen and stop/cure gyno....Ya Hear?

Hey Mr. 275, Still waiting for you to prove me wrong....I have raised the payout to $200...

Moo...$100 on the table, dinner and tanning...I didnt think you would show. What ......did the NJguido.com Bus get a flat tire?

prime...I claim one of those CDs. Had a conversation with friends in Rahway yesterday about you....I spoke great things of course...Anyway, I told them it was a huge loss on their part....Thanks again for Saturday.

OK...MOO....I will put up $100...to come to NYSC Colonia...Today to watch the 275lbs crush your rib cage....I will introduce you to some bitches, eat some muscle maker and then go tanning....Are you really going to say no to this deal? Come out and play Mr. Moo...or are you scared...The Stacked simply puts on clinics in the gym....Realize that my gym is comprised of all the OTHER club population that thinks CP is for GEEKS....ya hear? 6:30 good for you?

Moo...I was a born meathead...yet managed to always get the hottest women....Shall we compare notes pal? Exactly. Keeping trying...your almost there.

Please...stop this nonsense about 1T...and clomix...bro...the shit wont so shit...Why not spend the dough on juice...and restart your nuts with real clomid...?

A few thoughts from the Stacked. #1. Moo...Colonia is off exit 131a...Next to the Muscle maker Grill same owners who own Rbar... #2. Axium sounds like a Gay Bar...you sure its a gym? #3. God help me that I read that wrong in your post...you were crying after labor day? Holy shit! lay off the pills.... #4. Yeah...take 1T...buy into the bullshit that it is similar to juice...hahahaha..... #5. If the NJguido.com bus had navigation you could find Colonia.

What fucking geeks...If you didnt have a good time at Bunka than your life sucks,,,you are fat...friendless and get no ass....Argue about how the DJs were...that is just stupid...Thinking you are Club Gurus or something...Introduce yourself to me next time and I will rip on you right to your face not behind a name...Its Jersey Not Ibiza...ya hear? Prime, Tsettos & Lopez provided a sick time for all....

Moo...please step out of your shell and visit NYSC - Colonia....where you will attempt to bench press 275lbs... The Feb Calls are losing value by the minute....I am still short writing naked puts.....

Riding...DOnkey and I handled the Moo...the highlight was Bigtim...picking the Moo up....

The Donkey and The Moo did meet....Right after NJbigtime and myself started questioning the Moo's Bench Press claim...then...the Bigtime...grabbed Moo and Picked him up....demonstrating his superhero like strength......The Bet is still on ..after careful debate...The Moo still stands to prove the Stacked Wrong. about the 275 BEnch....Donkeyboy is also in the process of making T-shirts.... Front will say-------"Moo Who?" Back will say-------"HHHHHEEEEEE Fucking HHHAAAAWWWWW!"

What a great night! DJPrime...Your the best...without you I would have never been able to pull off my girls party...We had such a fun time and your set was sick....!!! Very impressed with your skills! You took care of us really well...we had so much fun. Kirk & Denny really made the night....THanks Again for a great night....The Stacked....

Moo... Stop talking shit pal...you never showed up...I was even betting you on 275...the 275 is still up for grabs...

I would be writing (Selling) naked Puts...All the way to 200lbs.... Excellent call MR. Diezel... Don take a look at VIGN...I traded up to 1.70 from 1.40 in the last month...Used my sell discipline and now waiting to accumulate some more....FYI..... I thought the opening was not going to fade..then the terrorist threat was announced....lata.

I have taken the liberty to create an Options market for the sake of Moo's bench press claims...Below is a simple Options Chain that illustrates The Moos probability of Bench pressing 330...You can buy at the Ask and Sell at the Bid...I am the specialist...Any Takers? Options Chain...and Pricing model Stike Month Feb. Put Bid Ask Sticke Month Call Bid Ask 200 LBS. 5.50-6.00 200 LBS. 5.50-6.00 225 LBS 4.50-5.50 225LBS. 4.50-6.50 250 LBS 4.00-4.50 250 LBS. 4.00-4.50 275 LBS. 3.50-4.00 275 LBS. 3.50-4.00 300 LBS. 3.00-3.50 300 LBS. 3.00-3.50 325 LBS. 2.50-3.00 325 LBS. 2.50-3.00 350 LBS. 2.00-2.50 350 LBS. 2.00-2.50

JPDD...BOWLING IS FUCKING STUPID...and that is my opinion....Just clearing the Association with Bowling and Team Mangled as well as Grew Tuy's NON ASSOCIATION with TEAM MANGLED....Exactly.