I DONT WANT ANY DUMB PROMOTERS COMING INTO MY THREAD AND SHiTTING IT UP SAYING "COME HERE THIS WEEKEND" TELLING ME EVERYTHING I WANT TO HEAR ABOUT THE CLUB, THEN I GET THERE, AND ITS FUCKING WEAKSAUCE. MY MISSION FOR THIS WEEKEND IS TO GO TO A CLUB THAT HAS HANDS DOWN THE BEST LOOKING GIRLS IN THE CITY THAT NIGHT. I WANT THE BEST DRESSED, BEST LOOKING, NICEST CHICKS IN THE CITY, FRIDAY NIGHT. SOMEONE GIVE ME A FUCKING PLACE TO GO, IF I GO, AND I LIKE IT, AND YOURE THERE, I WILL COME UP TO YOU AND GIVE YOU 100 DOLLARS RIGHT THEN AND THERE. IF I DONT LIKE IT, WELL, YOU ARE IN FOR A MOTHERFUCKING TREAT WHEN ME AND MY BUDDY VINNY AND TONY GET G'D UP AND GET REALLY FUCKING LOUD AND ANGRY AND START TOSSING YOU AROUND LIKE 45LBS PLATES ALL OVER THE DANCE FLOOR. YOU WILL BE A BLOODY MESS, HAVE NO DOUBT ABOUT THAT.