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njserious

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  1. Fuck that dumb shit. Im in Jersey, aint no way im going out to guido island, i hate juicehead guinneas who think theyre jacked from doing a dbol cycle and dont even work their legs, and thats all long island is.
  2. can someone get me in, im 1 month shy of being 21.
  3. the funny thing is that i dont remember any of the "rudeness" that the other people in this thread are talking about........if some little 120lbs spikey haired zipperhead tried to get at me with a shoulder him and his little ching wang changs would be down on the ground unconscious faster than they could say "won ton." I still dont like them though, they tend to smell.
  4. I knew the music was going to be more or less like that, but everytime i hear a place is good and has a good crowd, i go there only to be dissappointed and see a bunch of 1) asians 2) ugly people 3) ugly people with raver pants I just need to find a cool spot with good progressive trance and good looking and well dressed white women
  5. I was there this past friday and i must say, that place blew fucking chunks! I got in there and me and my buddy just looked at eachother like WHAT THE FUCK...........most of the crowd was ugly, the music was some tribal dumb shit, all sounded the same, and even when u did happen to luck out and spot 1 girl that was hot out of 500, you tried to rub up on the bitch and she looked at you like you had 5 heads, as if dancing with people was a thing martians only did. thats the last time i go to an afterhours arc type party, people are all drugged up and in their own little world,. Avalon this friday here i come.
  6. yes, they are looking for hot female bartenders...........so i doubt they will hire you. try shop rite, they need baggers.
  7. im not a faggot, but i see that you are.
  8. depends how good you give head.
  9. sleep has a bunch of lowjacks running around with 12 inch biceps thinking theyre big, thats about it.
  10. i can bounce for you on weekends, if you'd like, im close to there, but youd have to pay me around 25-30 per hour and expect some underagers tipping me and me letting them in if the price is right. let me know low-jack,
  11. Another hater. Figures, when you look this fucking good, ofcourse youll have haters.
  12. Actually whore, for your information, my buddies have been all planning to come back home from college and all hit up a club together, i could give two fucks if i go or not, but they want to thus im asking what the best option for us would be to meet some good looking little slutbuckets. I dont know whats up in the scene because i dont go clubbing often that much since i have about 100 numbers in my cell phone of 10-rated girls that i can call anytime and they will get wet just by hearing my voice on the cell. they will come over and deepthroat my dick all night fucking long without me spending a dime on them. Keep talking though, slut, get all that aggression out. speaking of insecurities, i have none honey, you obviously do, you ugly club-slut. you are the type of chicks bouncers hate letting into the club becuase they dont want ugly dogs walking around barking up a storm and wasting oxygen. do us all a favor if you do decide to go out, just wear a big baggy sweat suit or something because i hate when whales like you wear revealing clothing, only to reveal your 50 rolls.
  13. HOW ABOUT YOU STAY HOME, YOU COULDNT GET LAID BY A HOT BITCH IF YOU PAID HER 10 GRAND, SO WHY BOTHER, SIT ON THE COUCH EATING POTATO CHIPS, CANT GET ANY UGLIER AND FATTER I BET. :laugh:
  14. I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU COME OVER AND SLAP ME, WHEN YOURE IN BAYONNE LET ME KNOW ILL PM YOU MY ADDRESS....I SUGGEST YOU BRING WEAPONS..... NOW TO REPLY TO YOUR IGNORANT LITTLE LIST YOU GOT THERE. EVERYONE GOES OUT FOR DIFFERENT REASONS YOU HERB, NOT EVERYONE IS A HOMOSEXUAL AND GOES OUT FOR A "GAY VIBE" LIKE YOU PUT IT, OTHERS GO OUT TO GET LAID BY HOT NEW BITCHES EVERY NIGHT. I AM GOOD LOOKING AND JACKED ENOUGH TO HAVE SEX WITH A NEW PRETTY GIRL EVERY NIGHT. YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY NOT. PIMPLE-FACED STICK BOY. SO JUST GET OUT THE CLOSET NOW AND START GOING TO GAY NIGHTS FOR YOUR ANAL VIBES.
  15. are there really? if so, im there.....and its not just HO'S im looking for, i want hotties. so if thats where they at, im there. someone confirm this so i know this jerkass aint fuckin with me and i get there and theres whales walkin around wearing hot air balloons.
  16. Whatever scrub, I get right to the point, clubs are there to pick up sluts and fuck them. Clubs are there for people to meet and get their juniors off on a pair of nice tits. Therefore im getting right to the point, where are the best looking whores going to be. Because I hate going to a club to realize its a sausage and dog fest.
  17. I love it when skinny tools who get no real women call the rest of us "JUICERS" how about you go through puberty first, when you get through that stage, hit the gym and take on a man's diet....do that for about 5-6 years of hard work busting your ass in the gym and constant diet maintenance and then maybe you too, will look this good. until then, have fun porking ugly chicks, ill be porking the fine blondes with the fake jugs and fitness model bodies.
  18. Are you trying to contradict yourself..................or are you just plain stupid? you either cant write and get your point across for shit or youre just one dumb bitch. First you say that girls aren't sluts and they know that all guys are....and theyre just there at the club to laugh at the guys who cant dance.........then you ask where you can find some cock to ride............ not to mention your spelling and grammar is on the level of my 3 year old sister, if not worse.
  19. @ all the chicken head sluts trying to defend themselves and pretend they aren't whores. and @ the captain save-a-ho's trying to get some online-pussy by defending the chicken heads and saying that they aren't sluts and are classy girls. Fucking Pathetic.
  20. calm down little girl. The reason why i "refer" to girls as sluts is because im talking about the club scene, and everyone with half a brain cell left in their heads (you probably dont fit in that category) knows that all or 99.5% of girls that go to clubs on a regular basis are nothing but SLUTS. no classy girls go to clubs/bars, get drunk and grind with random douche bags. So dont get all uppity on me becuase you know i am right. and about the comment about me being an ugly loser, i dont think so little girl, if you ever met me you'd be jumping at my wood like a hungry orangutan lost in the middle of antarctica who just spotted a ripe yellow banana. so get off the message board and go get to the tanning salon and buy some new thongs to make sure the jacked guidos with big cocks try to grind on your ass wednesday night, slut.
  21. i DONT CARE ABOUT THE MUSIC, I DONT CARE ABOUT WHAT THE CLUB IS LIKE, I DONT CARE ABOUT WHO'S AT THE DOOR, I DONT CARE ABOUT WHAT THE DRESS CODE IS....... ALL I CARE ABOUT FOR THANKSGIVING EVE IS WHERE ARE THE BEST LOOKING WHITE SLUTS GOING TO BE? BECAUSE THEY NEED THIS DICK IN THEIR LIFE!!
  22. not sure if i can make it this saturday due to work at 6:30am sunday....but i still would love the playlist from the DJ if any way possible.
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