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Has anyone hit this place up , all I hear is good things. I have not had a chance to go up, been in the hamptons every weekend. Check this place out if you have time. Dj Joey bumps is the man met him last fall @ SF. Rips it up every weekend @ "Area 51"

Making my return to Roxy this Friday night. First time since they reopened with the Phazon. Drugs, Rock n Roll,Bad Ass, Vegas Hoes,Late Night , Booty Calls... SHINING DISCO BALLS

Does anyone elses leg shake like there Cell is vibrating but it's not? This happens to me at least once a day, can't be good.

Good Call. Your so right it does sound the same. At first I was like what is this kid talking about. Then I put both records on and they did sound alike. SDB's beat is a little slower though.

STUDIO 54:D

Ok, so everyone tells me that no one is @ CPI's anymore b/c everyone is going to "Turtle Bay". So After a long day at Neptunes, with many drink friends (One who almost got arrested for pissing outside,another for falling in the ocean trying to get on the boat and two big twins who were falling all over the place, yes, the twins were my boys) I tried out this place Turtle Bay with Deek and PZ. I got on line around 1am as the DJ,(Not sure exactly who it was) put on Shiny Disco Balls, happy to hear the played out song I was feeling good about this place... then I got inside. The place was packed, you couldn't fit one more person inside. Not with clubbers, not with HOT girls, but with that struggling crowd. The 30-40 year old men trying do anything to get away from their wifes. The girls either young and fat or old and wrinkled, theres only so much make up can do. It was terrible:blown: . I did not see ONE fimiliar face. Everyone was saying how people go to this place but no one who said that did. And now the best part of the Night, lololol, the MUSIC. Trianwreck after Trainwreck, and mostly all Hip Hop. The DJ was playing MP3's right off the computer, NO JOKE. He was'nt even mixing. He played one song then double click of the mouse for the next. No consistancy, he played Ja rule followed by Lasgo followed by P diddy, lol it was so BAD. And the crowd, 30-40 years of age was loving it, it was the best thing they had ever seen. My boys were not happy, so we went out side to get air. Out side again all the divorced men trying to pick up maybe the 3 girls that were there. Even the old guys outside were having a shity time, I saw a group blowing lines and bumping K, to make there night a little better. We were sitting down having a beer when they put on... ZOMBIE NATION.. we all look @ eachother and got up and left. There was no helping that place. The crowd was terrible and the music was the worst I have ever heard in my LIFE. I will never go back to that place AGAIN. TURTLE BAY:peeleft: TURTLE BAY

I will be returning to CPI's this Saturday. Brazils= "Sausage Factory"-clubbhoppin Turtle Bay= "Turtle Shit"- Zoolander Seven= 7x7 CPI's= Great Music, Girls and the only place I call a club in the Hamptons. I hope people don't get to drunk @ tune's and make it out to CPI's.

Neptines Never Plays Hip Hop, I'm sure people have been asking for awhile though. Theo came on the mic and said " I have to play these two songs so let me get it over with" I would rather hear two hip hop songs, then have that band come one and play throughout the day. I think there cutting back on the band, they only played 2 sets on Saturday. Gin your so right about it beening the only Vibe left. I tried to change it up by going to Brazils last week:blown: and this week I went Turtle BAY:mad: :mad: . Im going back to CPI's this Saturday and that will be the only place I go to if I go out on Saturday night. You can't go wrong with Jason.

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Cesarleo whats the deal bro? It's the Atlantis in the Bahamas. The Best Vacation I have ever gone on(Probably 2nd to Cancun). No Club scene @ all, if your looking to gamble with celebs and spend $$ on great food go. I'll be @ Neptunes as well this weekend. Maybe I'll see you, Im the skinniest guy there. The juice did'nt work for me as well as it did for other guys Is seven more of a club scene or Bar?

Ceserleo Hit it right on the money. Jason has played great sets all summer long, it has nothing to do with the music. Everyone loves Neptunes for many reasons, most importantly because the girls are just about naked. Some of my boys are coming out next weekend just for Neptunes. And what is up with everyone going to Bridgeview on Saturday. Everyone I talked to @ Neptunes was going??? Is it that good, I went there once this summer and it was packed with 15 year olds. I'm going to Seven for the first time this friday, anyone have any reviews about it?

Yo Cesarleo, did you think there was any girls at Brazils?

I agree it was different and very danceable. I just wasn't feeling the whole scene that night. My team was very weak as well. Sitting in the corner not know what to do. I'm so use to hearing Theo and Jason in the Hamptons playing all the commercial tracks that I love, so when someone else comes and does not play afe from harm or Shiny disco balls on I tend to be very negative and unsatisfied... Yes, I'm one of those guys . It may be predictable, but I like to stick with what works.

Firefight, you know exactly what I'm talking about. The feathers from the pillows you bite. Just playing around Firefights my boy, you can catch him every weekend doing his SF dance @ Neptunes and CPI's.

Firefight Do you like pillows with extra feathers or just the normal amount.

Hit up Brazil's on Friday for Robbie Rivera.... . Was'nt feeling the music @ all. There was maybe 10 girls in the entire place and about 100 people total. Theo like always did a good job till about 1am when Rivera came on. Neptunes got good late in the afternoon, weather was shity. But like always it was a great time.

Yo diezel don't you have to go bite some pillows or something. You tool:blown:

Hey Firefight It's ok if you did'nt see what weekend she is coming. Don't worry about it for hours and hours. lolololol Just busting his balls. Firefight see you tomorrow night @ BRAZILS.

I was there last week, no one was over 18. I was the youngest crowd I have seen all summer. The only reason I went was for Vicious and he was not that good, don't get me wrong I love JV, just was'nt feeling it last tuesday. I guess I was expecting a Roxy Performance. If your going to go I know some CP Girl has a list Jealiousy or you can use full Fathom for reduced admission.

Saturday Afternoon is crazy, get there early or else you'll be on line forever.

Ill be at space saturday night. Lethal industry, DJ TIESTO wouldn't miss it. What about Friday, anything good? Yo Biz what is revalation? is that at space too. Yo Mikeydny, Who da Funk will be at Roxy in Ny on august 9th. If you want to come up I'll take you Friday and we'll hit up the Hamptons on Saturday. That goes for anyother Miami CP head. See you guys soon.

WHATS GOING ON MIAMI? I'M FLYING DOWN TO MIAMI FOR THE WEEKEND OF AUGUST 16TH AND IM BRINGING FOUR OR FIVE OF MY BOYS WITH ME. I'VE NEVER BEEN DOWN THERE BEFORE BUT I KNOW I'M HITTING UP SPACE FOR dj TIESTO. WHAT TIME IS SPACE OPEN UNTILL ON SATURDAYS? IF EARLY WHERES THE SPOT FOR AFTERHOURS. WHATS GOOD ON THURSDAY AND FRIDAY NIGHT? IS THERE ANYONE WHO PROMOTES THAT CAN HOOK ME UP WITH COMPS FOR SPACE OR ANYOTHER SPOTS. I'LL MAKE SURE TO RETURN THE FAVOR WHEN YOU COME UP TO NEW YORK.

ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS IF YOU ARE NOT GOING TO NEPTUNES ON SATURDAY AFTERNOON YOU ARE MISSING OUT. THERE IS NO NEED TO PROMOTE FOR THIS PLACE, IT HAS BEEN PACKED EVERY WEEKEND FOR i DON'T KNOW HOW MANY SUMMERS. FOR TWO REASONS: THE GIRLS AND DJ THEO. IF YOU HAVE NOT HEARD THIS GUY SPIN YOU ARE UNDER A ROCK. HE KEEPS THE CROWD DANCING ALL DAY LONG. EVEN IF THE WEATHER IS TERRIBLE THE PLACE MANAGES TO GET PACKED. BETWEEN DJ THEO AND JASON THERE IS ALWAYS A PLACE TO HEAR GREAT MUSIC IN THE HAMPTONS. I KNOW 95% OF YOU READING THIS GO TO NEPTUNES, BUT IF YOU DON'T I EXPECT TO SEE YOU THERE THIS SATURDAY.

will the CP Cards be good for afterhours?

Any good parties? I'll be in the Hamptons on Saturday, what's going on for Friday. Bridgeview was teen night on tuesday, I was chocking on all the baby powder. I will never say anything bad about JV, but he is changing his style back to all the hardcore beats with no vocals. I'm sure b/c everyone was giving him so much shit. JV is still the man though. I heard he ripped it up at roxy for the return, I was not to happy with his set on tuesday. Hey, if your gona bitch don't go out, he still one of my favorite Dj's. Hopefully he'll play some good voacls this weekend at Brazil's