dondiezel26

jumpin on the scooter and motoring to the beach to meet up with...."my arms are so big i cant tie my shoes" bigtime and a few others.....but since u all cant come I will give u a preview of what our convo will be like!!!! diezel: whats up bigtime? bigtime: I am so hot it hurts!!! diezel: u going out tonite? bigtime: only if I cool off....I am so fucken hot!!! diezel: what did u do last night? bigtime: rubbed ice on my balls to cool me off.....I was hot!!! diezel: look at that hot chick in the pink bathing suit!!! bigtime: I cant see with the mirror in front of me....God I am hot!!! diezel: WILL U SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY ABOUT HOW FUCKEN HOT U ARE!!!!! see u fucks saturday!!!

digga.......your idea about wearing 80's wigs is phenomenal........I also broke out an ol skool ozzfest t-shirt:rock: also.......can we bring a hype-blow up doll to stand next to us.....heard he is an icon in that joint!!!! :rock: :rock: :rock:

joooooooeeeee.....giorgio......my brotha.......save a cd for me.....digga likes to hold on to 45 of them and let me listen over the phone........fucken skumbag.......we will try to show up......but digga has a bladder control problem and might not be able to make it from seaside!!!!!

Riggs.....that just made me piss myself.....i had a visual of it and I honestly beleive it could happen!!!!!

one of us is gonna get shot tonite......lets see here.......you are bigger, darker, more volatile, and most likely to have narcotics on you........i wonder who it will be........say your prayers for digga.....right now he is at 2-1 odds to make it out of joncinsons.....my bad jenkinsons.....alive!!!!!.......rod......lets get ready to hear some good ol' fashion rock and roll and drink our faces off.......that is the only way we will make it through the night..........and congrats to our buddy L.S.......you da man now dawg!!!

I still have electronic battleship......fucken classic!!! dogevagina......r u still telling yourself you are an athlete......ha ha ha........u r the reason they invented flag football......stringbean!!!

sorry marco.....I am bi-polar and that was my angry-side speaking.....I am like me, myself, and Irene....when I was 17 I ordered a buffalo chicken sandwich for lunch and they put bleu cheese on it.....I hate bleu cheese.....so I got so pissed I drove back to the drive through....grabbed the fat bitch who took my order and rammed the chicken bone right up her ass......ever since than I am very moody between 12-1......i apologize......next time at deko on thursday you can buy me a drink and make it up to me.....I mean him!!!!

binoy....check your pms nicca!!!

marco.....are we 12 years old........listen up sport.......alot of us fuck around on here and joke around.....we are friends with moo.....and we respect his website......however, that will not stop us from busting balls and verbally abusing the insecure feeble minded individuals that need to be smacked around here and there......so quit your bitching and go back to promoting deko thursdays......which you are doing a horrible job doing......dont put down other places to make u look better......not good practice skippy......and yes marco we have all been to deko and are friends with almost everyone involved in all there parties.....and I highly doubt they appreciate your method of promotion.....good luck though champ.....now go back to massaging your goliath of a girlfriend!!!!

alan......I officially challenge you to the obscure sports olympics: consisting of: horseshoes pool darts ping-pong bocci ball croquet badminton shuffleboard wallball and movie quotes trivia "Your going down red-knight......red-knight going down.....down down down.......red-knight going down....down down down!!!!......... "Cable Guy"

is the oldtimer couple entering into the moooostaffa njguido pong tournament saturday.......just wanna know if I will be carving another notch in the belt!!!!

ha ha ha ha!!!!!......i would love to see this!!!!......one ticket please!!!!

awww solar mommi your the best.....me wuv u wong time!!!!

you still go out????

"whats the score?" ....nothing-nothing "whos winning" ....the bears!!!! ha ha ha

9 times.....I dont remember ferris being sick 9 times.......thats cause he wasnt sick he was skipping school.......wake up and smell the coffee mrs. bueller.......he is just leading you down the prim rose path!!!!!

ya sure about that????.........now go over to that other site and talk about proper ways to spot your partner in the naked squat position!!!!

he never drives it......he only rubs it with a diaper!!!

sounds like u are migrating to where there are a plethora of men to me!!!!!

I cant wait to throw fireworks at her dog!!!!.......we are definitely strapping it to a monster bottle rocket and sending that pooch air-borne!!!

rod........she is trying to fool us with the dark hair streaks!!!! maria....can I punt your dog like a football???

anytime you want me to smack some little 8 year old around.....let me know buddy!!!!......i owe ya!!!!!.....classic moment!!!!

we are staying at the seashell for Rod's brother's bachellor party the last week in july.........send us info on everything and have 15 of your hottest friends ready to hang with us each night!!!!

i cant wait to kick her dog!!!!

havent heard that joke before.....medz are taking its toll on you christopher.......please report to the fashion board immediately!!!