dondiezel26

more like ***stroking my boyfriends monkey to shiny disco balls***

eddie....are u crying????.....dont be upset........just crawl into the arms of the man of your dreams and have him tell you "everything will be ok"......and just remember "rock the casbah...rock the casbah"........have fun there buddy........one less herb to take up space at our "little factory"

eddie....eddie....eddie..........i will make sure you dont wait on the line at tempts......I will tell them you are big clubber from AC and I am sure you can walk right in.......but eddie be a man at least and scream tsettos sucks when you are on the opening staircase......I would love to watch you get ripped from limb to limb.......trust me eddie.....if I yelled casbah sucks in the middle of the dance floor......most people will say "no shit....I am only here because my friends dragged me"......as they dance to some gay disco fever song with a nelly beat dropped behind it!!!! ***rock the casbah...rock the casbah***

eddie you were at tempts and you didnt say hello.......dont be skerred....come over and say hi little buddy......just dip your fragile frame through the crowd and have a drink with us and tell us how cool the casbah is......we wont hurt ya......might laugh in your face and spit our drinks out in hysterics......but we wont hurt ya!!!!! ***listening to final chapter as i laugh about how awful the casbah is***

they are open mondays and tuesdays from 7-10......joseph get your work done and get your ass down the shore......bring the dirty mexican with you!!!

hooooolllllllllaaaaaa.......captain bus.....tiggs.......james handshakes.....had a great time last night......got retarded.........more retarded.....and more retarded.......got counceling from riggs on the value of human life........now I can sleep better at night.......watched numerous humpback college slobs paw at tigga.......as bus foamed at the mouth.......classic....just waiting to attack!!!!...i almost wanted to set one of them up to get crushed......"excuse me harold my friend tigga thinks your hot....go talk to her.....as riggs suplex him against the bar".....ha ha ha..... on another note.....mad props to danielle.....great addition to the djais staff....love ya chica.......bon bon....if u dont hire her you will be dragged in the ocean and left for dead.....just kiddin buddy.....good chillen with ya....thanx for the shots......see u tonite beotch

dont be skerred momma.....i will hold your hand!!!!.....of course everyone is going all out......please go back and edit your post.....it is giving a tummy ache

i will be there to support my good friend danielle behind the bar!!!.....this 3 to 1.....girl to guy ratio better be true or I will burn the place down!!!

binoy....did you just invite rod to abyss to be in the bikini contest....you fucken gross pervert!!!!

thats funny billy......today kelly said you were taking her to see legally blonde 2.......funny how stories manage to change.....ha ha ha!!!!!.......what is next.....couple manicures and pedicures!!!!

dont cry.....just go eat a slice of pizza and rub the grease on your belly like you always do!!!!

there not joining you at baskin robbins on thursday, taco bell fridays, and the all you can eat the Old Country Buffet saturday???.....they gots to eat too!!!!!

you sure you have been at the same djais????

classic retarded statement by yours truly.....does that mean you still have it.....I may need it this weekend!!!!......just dont lose it!!!!

ceotter......see tempts review thread for apology.....but somehow.....I might still end up there......if I can get out of prior engagement in time......I hate backing out of promises so we will see what I can do.....if not.....plan on me drinking double on saturday!!!!!......or triple!!!!!

ceooooooootttttter......please woman.....I am not gunshy......this saturday I am pulling up a chair and we are gonna have a good ol fashioned "drink till I cant feel my legs" contest!!!......than I will fall off the stool onto the floor and lay in the 4 billion napkins that you threw all over the place......sound like a plan!!!!!......see you saturday chica (cant make it this tuesday....promise I will make it to the next one).......and I will be geared with a full supply of items to be gunned around the bar!!!!!........line up the shots!!!!! .....thanx again for taking care of me and the rest of the peeps that I send your way!!!!

i cant talk shit big man....you knocked digga and I outta the tourney......but that was the NIT......we are gearing up for the NCAA's at surf!!!

let the games begin......this is gonna get ugly!!!!....just remember tempkid....you are only as good as your last game!!!!.....mad props to serge for coming through on his promise.......this tourney is gonna be off the charts......and did I here something about corona girls?????.....follow up on that serge.....give us the details!!!!

dont start junior.....I have logged twice as many hours than you down the shore this summer!!!

you went to surf....ya cracker......didnt think you would even make it to the beach!!!!

win a beer pong tournement!!!!

bigtime.....i know you have read this......its your time to brag meathead!!!!

lewis....lay off the medz brotha!!!!

i hope she is kidding!!!!

I was waiting for this post.....didnt want to steal your guys thunder.......much respect to team tempkid/bigtime......looked very awful in the preliminary games.....but appears we were the suckas when they ran the table in the tourney ......tempkid.....although easily rattled, hung in there and hit his cups .......bigtime.....kid showed alot of talent.....despite the fact he never drank the cups and had multiple rages and threatening poses....scaring all the little kidz in seaside ......big daddy Serge......one of the best shit talkers in the game......also the one who eliminated us for good.....so we gotta respect his team......but i think it was the austin powers "dead sexy" poses that threw us off our game!!!! ......digga....we lost on purpose......setting up everyone for the highstakes games in the future. .....moo and crew.....thanx for the hospitality.....much appreciated.....had awesome time........next time the games will be held at our place.....we will have home table advantage!!!! ......oh and happy birthday babe90210.....are u done drinking yet....get that girl a bib!!!!