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you've got to be fucking kidding me. the day there is a guest list for d'jais...... jesus christ, this shit has gone too far

sevan, or someone from that house out there, bring my pink dildo back from the hamptons and to the party thurs night so i can rape & pillage on the dance floor. thorin, I hope the ropes hold you up over the crowd during your stage performance. This is my going away party. I plan on walking out of there half the man I used to be, with the other half inserted into some fine female.

its the summertime, who needs a thursday night party??? answer: we all fucking do! I am sick and tired of getting up early on friday to beat the traffic to the beach. from now on, its party all night on thurs, a little rock at crash, then a little party at blvd, a little hobknob in the bathroom from some chick named Chaisy, then get in the car then head to the beach for more hobknobbing in the sand. And if things don't work out, you can always beat thorin to a pulp with wet linguine.

island beach state park. maybe a little further than you're looking to travel, its just past seaside, but its well worth it.

loose is playing continental??? awesome. that place is all out rock-n-roll!

i want to shake the hand of whoever is responsible for this. i just laughed, vomited, cried, and shit all at the same time. I never knew these bodily functions were possible simultaneously, but that flier made it happen. This shit is too much. so many wiseguys must be rolling over in their graves right now.

pink floyd led zep guns n roses george clinton & parl. funkadelic the cure metallica the doors pearl jam van halen the who

automatic loss. gotta do your research son. tonight, we bring down the house. since there will only be three, i am bringing some pyrotechnics. sev, thanks for the 3 am message. can't wait to play it for you tonite. you took 7 breathes between each syllable. i was gonna call the medics this morning when i listened to it, but then i thought they may find more than just your body and didn't want you to suffer any further embarrassment, posthumously.

and keep thorin away from the pool. he's been known to piss and shit himself on occasion. he used to do it all the time back in the 50's, when he was just a baby.

imagine if horsecock went to prison? that'd be a waste. hey sevan, have you found the red dildo yet, or did someone toss that thing in the woods? the girls wanted to drain the pool, that was the funniest. i think you should wait for your 1st casulty, and then drain it.

he actually resembles clutiea a little bit. do you think they'll bury him in a wall? i'm guessing he scares everyone off once the DT's kick in. he'll be talking inmates to death, left & right. "will somebody shut this motherfucker up?" within a week everyone will fear him because he will have had all his cell mates request a transfer.

just heard loose's bassist is in jail!!!! now we're starting to get somewhere. This band is getting more & more rock n fucking roll day by day. you got one guy in prison, another married with a kid on the way. where would you rather be?????

meet me in the kitchen in the basement by the ice machine. after midnight, the ice machine has some wierd malfunction and begins to spit out shots.

i'll be in disguise thurs nite "he was a big, beastly, bulging man, in a blue leisure suit"

locked & loaded!!! this night is gonna be fucking insane! forget calling out of work for friday, take off the next week.