timetraveler69

I CANNOT STAND PEOPLE WHO GIVE ME THE BRIGHTS WHEN IM DOING 80 MPH ALREADY... HOW MUCH FASTER DO YOU WANT ME TO GO. YOU WANT TO GO FASTER? GO AROUND ME, JACKOFF!!

twooooooooo.. two times! ponderous.. fucking ponderous!!!

JUNK? HAVEN'T HEARD THAT TERM SINCE MY BOYS WENT OFF THE AIR

that was really fucking annoying. I am smart enough to put the irony together myself, limp dick.

THATS TOUGH OF YOU PICKING ON A LIMP DICK FAIRY!! EAT A DICK YOU CUM DUMPSTER!! ILL RUN THROUGH YOU!!

I CANNOT STAND MOTHERFUCKERS WHO COME TO A COMPLETE FUCKING STOP GOING THROUGH THE MOTHERFUCKIN EZPASS LANE!!! THATS WHY ITS CALLED EZPASS... NOT EZSTOP.. SMARTEN UP FUCKERS!!

tough talk behind a computer screen...... you will do nothing of the sort cause i will pimp slap you silly, and thats before i cock knock you back to english class so you can learn to read and write.

i heard you like sweaty men with hammer toes! back the fuk up!

Better known as crime scene sex

We have been together for 3 months, and the sex is unbelievable. I give her oral before sex 3 times out of 5 just to make sure shes taken care of.

get my gfriend to go down on me instead of having sex, or during her "time of the month". A better way to put it, how do I ask?

I never laid down the law because I did not expect this to happen. I went into this relationship with alot of trust and wouldn't impose my consequences until something warranted that.

thats what i was looking for.. for it to be corrected and i would consider the palette cleansed, but it was insisted that they were not thinking. do you think this is a valid excuse and could happen?

i understand.. what do you think about what i wrote above.. "i wanted something which was written down confirmed, so i asked after showing them. i got an answer which went against what was written down, and was told that i got that answer bc they were not thinking when they answered/it wasnt a big deal to them."

i wanted something which was written down confirmed, so i asked after showing them. i got an answer which went against what was written down, and was told that i got that answer bc they were not thinking when they answered/it wasnt a big deal to them.

alright its a little more complicated than that.. i was looking for a truthful answer, but i didnt get it... so i asked why i didnt get it, i was told that the person was not thinking when the answer was right in front of their face.

Its a complicated situation and I am giving her the benefit of the doubt because it is someting that cannot be proven either way but I was just curious as to what others thought.

caught your better half in a lie.. no matter how big or small the lie or whether it had anything to do with anything, but they refused to admit that they were lying.. do you think this would be reason to end it?

A black man and his wife were going to a Halloween party in a couple of days so the husband tells his wife to go to the store and get costumes for them to wear. When he comes home that night he goes into the bedroom and there laid out on the bed is a Superman costume. The husband yells at his wife, "What are you doing? Have you ever heard of a black Superman? Take this back and get me something else I can wear." The next day the wife, not too happy, returns the costume and gets a replacement. The husband comes home from work goes to the bedroom and there, laid out on the bed, is a Batman costume. He again yells at his poor wife, "What are you doing? Have you ever heard of a black Batman? Take this back and get me something I can wear to the costume party!" The next morning his irate wife goes shopping. When the husband comes home again from work, there laid out on the bed are three items: one is a set of three white buttons, the second is a thick white belt, and the third item is a 2x4 The husband yells at the wife, "What the hell are these for?" The wife yells back, "Take your clothes off. You can put the three white buttons on the front of you and go as a domino. If you don't like that idea, you can put the white belt on and go as an Oreo. And if you don't like THAT idea, you can shove the 2 x 4 up your ass and go as a fudgesicle!"

Not necessarily. Well, not in my case, at least. I can only speak for myself, but it would depend on the situation and who fucked up. For me, trust is a real big thing. I trust my boys with my life. I trust my girl with my life and my heart. It doesn't matter who you are to me, my boy or my gf... if you fuck that trust up.. you're sent packing.

I think it depends on the situation. I treat my friends and my gf equally. If one of my friends hit on my girl ior made a serious pass at her, my friend and I would definitely have words and there would be some serious trust issues there and I'm not sure if I would be able to continue that friendship. But if my gf was upfront and honest with me and told me about this, I would have no reason to be upset with her at all. But if she accepted that pass, then I would have words with both of them and I'm not sure I would be able to continue either relationship. "If you ever lie again girl, that'll be your last."

I know exactly how you feel. My girlfriend and I are pretty sexually active, but I always feel like I am the one who is initiating it. She thinks that we have alot of sex, but I think we don't have enough. I guess I am just a horny bastard But always being the initiator makes me sometimes feel like a "molestor" for lack of a better word. It also makes me very self conscious and unwanted. I find myself intentionally not initiating sex when I would really want to and hoping that she would jump on me and when that doesnt happen, I feel even worse.