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Congratulations on your purchase of a brand new nigger! If handled properly, your nigger will give years of valuable, if reluctant, service. Contents Installing Your Nigger: Configuring Your Nigger: Housing Your Nigger: Feeding Your Nigger: Making Your Nigger Work: Entertaining Your Nigger: Disposal Of Dead Niggers: Common Problems With Niggers: INSTALLING YOUR NIGGER. You should install your nigger differently according to whether you have purchased the field or house model. Field niggers work best in a serial configuration, i.e. chained together. Chain your nigger to another nigger immediately on unpacking it, and don't even think about taking that chain off, ever. Many niggers start singing as soon as you put a chain on them. This habit can usually be thrashed out of them if nipped in the bud. House niggers work best as standalone units, but should be hobbled or hamstrung to prevent attempts at escape. At this stage, your nigger can also be given a name. Most owners use the same names over and over, since niggers become confused by too much data. Rufus, Rastus, Remus, Toby, Carslisle, Carlton, Hey-You!-Yes-you!, Yeller, Blackstar, and Sambo are all effective names for your new buck nigger. If your nigger is a ho, it should be called Latrelle, L'Tanya, or Jemima. Some owners call their nigger hoes Latrine for a joke. Pearl, Blossom, and Ivory are also righteous names for nigger hoes. These names go straight over your nigger's head, by the way. CONFIGURING YOUR NIGGER. Owing to a design error, your nigger comes equipped with a tongue and vocal chords. Most niggers can master only a few basic human phrases with this apparatus - "muh dick" being the most popular. However, others make barking, yelping, yapping noises and appear to be in some pain, so you should probably call a vet and have him remove your nigger's tongue. Once de-tongued your nigger will be a lot happier - at least, you won't hear it complaining anywhere near as much. Niggers have nothing interesting to say, anyway. Many owners also castrate their niggers for health reasons (yours, mine, and that of women, not the nigger's). This is strongly recommended, and frankly, it's a mystery why this is not done on the boat HOUSING YOUR NIGGER. Your nigger can be accommodated in cages with stout iron bars. Make sure, however, that the bars are wide enough to push pieces of nigger food through. The rule of thumb is, four niggers per square yard of cage. So a fifteen foot by thirty foot nigger cage can accommodate two hundred niggers. You can site a nigger cage anywhere, even on soft ground. Don't worry about your nigger fashioning makeshift shovels out of odd pieces of wood and digging an escape tunnel under the bars of the cage. Niggers never invented the shovel before and they're not about to now. In any case, your nigger is certainly too lazy to attempt escape. As long as the free food holds out, your nigger is living better than it did in Africa, so it will stay put. Buck niggers and hoe niggers can be safely accommodated in the same cage, as bucks never attempt sex with black hoes. FEEDING YOUR NIGGER. Your Nigger likes fried chicken, corn bread, and watermelon. You should therefore give it none of these things because its lazy ass almost certainly doesn't deserve it. Instead, feed it on porridge with salt, and creek water. Your nigger will supplement its diet with whatever it finds in the fields, other niggers, etc. Experienced nigger owners sometimes push watermelon slices through the bars of the nigger cage at the end of the day as a treat, but only if all niggers have worked well and nothing has been stolen that day. Mike of the Old Ranch Plantation reports that this last one is a killer, since all niggers steal something almost every single day of their lives. He reports he doesn't have to spend much on free watermelon for his niggers as a result. You should never allow your nigger meal breaks while at work, since if it stops work for more than ten minutes it will need to be retrained. You would be surprised how long it takes to teach a nigger to pick cotton. You really would. Coffee beans? Don't ask. You have no idea. MAKING YOUR NIGGER WORK. Niggers are very, very averse to work of any kind. The nigger's most prominent anatomical feature, after all, its oversized buttocks, which have evolved to make it more comfortable for your nigger to sit around all day doing nothing for its entire life. Niggers are often good runners, too, to enable them to sprint quickly in the opposite direction if they see work heading their way. The solution to this is to *dupe* your nigger into working. After installation, encourage it towards the cotton field with blows of a wooden club, fence post, baseball bat, etc., and then tell it that all that cotton belongs to a white man, who won't be back until tomorrow. Your nigger will then frantically compete with the other field niggers to steal as much of that cotton as it can before the white man returns. At the end of the day, return your nigger to its cage and laugh at its stupidity, then repeat the same trick every day indefinitely. Your nigger comes equipped with the standard nigger IQ of 75 and a memory to match, so it will forget this trick overnight. Niggers can start work at around 5am. You should then return to bed and come back at around 10am. Your niggers can then work through until around 10pm or whenever the light fades. ENTERTAINING YOUR NIGGER. Your nigger enjoys play, like most animals, so you should play with it regularly. A happy smiling nigger works best. Games niggers enjoy include: 1) A good thrashing: every few days, take your nigger's pants down, hang it up by its heels, and have some of your other niggers thrash it with a club or whip. Your nigger will signal its intense enjoyment by shrieking and sobbing. 2) Lynch the nigger: niggers are cheap and there are millions more where yours came from. So every now and then, push the boat out a bit and lynch a nigger. Lynchings are best done with a rope over the branch of a tree, and niggers just love to be lynched. It makes them feel special. Make your other niggers watch. They'll be so grateful, they'll work harder for a day or two (and then you can lynch another one). 3) Nigger dragging: Tie your nigger by one wrist to the tow bar on the back of suitable vehicle, then drive away at approximately 50mph. Your nigger's shrieks of enjoyment will be heard for miles. It will shriek until it falls apart. To prolong the fun for the nigger, do *NOT* drag him by his feet, as his head comes off too soon. This is painless for the nigger, but spoils the fun. Always wear a seatbelt and never exceed the speed limit. 4) Playing on the PNL: a variation on (2), except you can lynch your nigger out in the fields, thus saving work time. Niggers enjoy this game best if the PNL is operated by a man in a tall white hood. 5) Hunt the nigger: a variation of Hunt the Slipper, but played outdoors, with Dobermans. WARNING: do not let your Dobermans bite a nigger, as they are highly toxic. DISPOSAL OF DEAD NIGGERS. Niggers die on average at around 40, which some might say is 40 years too late, but there you go. Most people prefer their niggers dead, in fact. When yours dies, report the license number of the car that did the drive-by shooting of your nigger. The police will collect the nigger and dispose of it for you. COMMON PROBLEMS WITH NIGGERS. MY NIGGER IS VERY AGGRESIVE. Have it put down, for god's sake. Who needs an uppity nigger? What are we, short of niggers or something? MY NIGGER KEEPS RAPING WHITE WOMEN, BUT NEVER BLACK HOES. They all do this. Shorten your nigger's chain so it can't reach any white women, and arm heavily any white women who might go near it. WILL MY NIGGER ATTACK ME? Not unless it outnumbers you 20 to 1, and even then, it's not likely. If niggers successfully overthrew their owners, they'd have to sort out their own food. This is probably why nigger uprisings were nonexistent (until some fool gave them rights). MY NIGGER KEEPS BLEATING ABOUT ITS "RIGHTS" AND "RACISM". Yeah, well, it would. Tell it to shut the fuck up. MY NIGGER'S HIDE IS A FUNNY COLOR. WHAT IS THE CORRECT SHADE FOR A NIGGER? A nigger's skin is actually more or less transparent. That brown color you can see is the shit your nigger is full of. This is why some models of nigger are sold as "The Shitskin". MY NIGGER ACTS EXACTLY LIKE A NIGGER, BUT IS WHITE. What you have there is a "wigger". WOW! IS THAT LIKE AN ALBINO? ARE THEY RARE OR VALUABLE? They're as common as dog shit and about as valuable. In fact, one of them was President between 1992 and 2000. Put your wigger in a cage with a few hundred genuine niggers and you'll soon find it stops acting like a nigger. However, leave it in the cage and let the niggers dispose of it. MY NIGGER SMELLS REALLY BAD. And you were expecting what? MY NIGGER DISPLAYS A MASSIVE SENSE OF ENTITLEMENT. This is normal. SHOULD I ALLOW MY NIGGER TO FORNICATE WITH OTHER NIGGERS? Where are we, Wonderland? You'll have a lot of trouble getting it to fornicate with *other* niggers. WHERE CAN I BUY MYSELF A BETTER QUALITY OF NIGGER? I don't really understand the question ("better quality of nigger"...?WTF?)

How come you're not bitching at dnice for posting meaningless shit behind the protection of a computer screen. Oh I forgot, he is a conservative nutcase just like you. That's why. Now shut your fucking hole and stay completely out of my busness. And how do you know I'm a deadbeat dad? I don't think you read the posting I made earlier in here jackass. If anyone here has an effect on our society is slanderous racist little pukes named dnice on CP, spewing his slanderous and hateful rants to make imself feel so important. YOU ARE A DISGRACE!! NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP OR I WILL SHUT IT FOR YOU!! DO NOT MAKE THIS PERSONAL IF YOU WANT TO LIVE!

Nice post!!

like democrats dont slander and abuse others...

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FUCK YOU! TERRORIST!

Liberal alternative patriotism Ann Coulter (archive) July 3, 2003 | On our nation's birthday, it is appropriate to honor the five men who did the most to defend our freedom in the last century. The names are easy to remember – they are the five men most loathed by liberals: Joseph McCarthy, J. Edgar Hoover, Richard Nixon, Whittaker Chambers and Ronald Reagan. McCarthy died censured and despised at 48 years old, his name a malediction. Hoover is maligned for having been a mad spymaster and is lyingly smeared as a cross-dresser – by people who admire cross-dressers. Nixon was forced to resign the presidency in disgrace. Though persecuted in his day, Whittaker Chambers is not hated today only on a technicality: The MTV generation doesn't know who he is. They'd hate him too, but it would take research. By contrast, Ronald Reagan has prevailed over the left's campaign of lies only because the American people do remember him – so far. Notwithstanding the left's fantastic lies, these men won a 50-year war because of the abiding anti-communism of the American people. These are the heroes of the Cold War, and all have been personally reviled for their trouble. The left's shameful refusal to admit collaboration with one of the great totalitarian regimes of the last century – like their defense of Bill Clinton – quickly transformed into a vicious slander campaign against those who bore witness against them. Caught absolutely red-handed, liberals started in with their typical bellicose counterattacks. Half a century ago, Louis Budenz, an ex-communist informant, warned investigators that if they dared go after the Communist Party, they would be subjected to savage attacks, never "honest rebuttal." Unless the American people understood that, he said, all was lost. Absurdly, liberals claim to hate J. Edgar Hoover because of their passion for civil liberties. The left's exquisite concern for civil liberties apparently did not extend to the Japanese. As President Franklin D. Roosevelt rounded up Japanese for the internment camps, liberals were awed by his genius. The Japanese internment was praised by liberal luminaries such as Earl Warren, Felix Frankfurter and Hugo Black. Joseph Rauh, a founder of Americans for Democratic Action – and celebrated foe of "McCarthyism" – supported the internment. There was one lonely voice in the Roosevelt administration opposed to the Japanese internment – that of J. Edgar Hoover. The American Civil Liberties Union gave J. Edgar Hoover an award for wartime vigilance during World War II. It was only when he turned his award-winning vigilance to Soviet spies that liberals thought Hoover was a beast. Liberals deemed it appropriate to throw Japanese citizens into internment camps on the basis of no evidence of subversive activity whatsoever. But it was outrageous for the FBI director to spy on high government officials taking their orders from Moscow. As we now know, Hoover didn't need to engage in much surveillance to know who the Soviet agents were – he already knew from decrypted Soviet cables. Liberals sheltered communists, Hoover was on to them, so they called him a fag. With precisely as much evidence as they had for McCarthy's alleged homosexuality, the left giddily "gay"-baited J. Edgar Hoover. Their sensitivity to homophobia was matched only by their sensitivity to the civil rights of Japanese. While Hoover was alive, any journalist who could have proved he was "gay" would have won a Pulitzer Prize. But they couldn't get Hoover on a jaywalking charge. Only after he was dead did liberals go hog-wild inventing lurid fantasies about Hoover showing up at Washington cocktail parties in drag (perhaps not recognizing their own Pamela Harriman). In 2003, the U.S. Comedy Arts Festival put on a musical comedy about Hoover's apocryphal homosexuality in "J. Edgar! The Musical," written by Harry Shearer and Tom Leopold. While slandering a dead man with impunity, rich celebrities – in Aspen, Colo., no less – paid tribute to their own dauntless courage. For the second year in a row, the festival celebrated the First Amendment, giving its "Freedom of Speech Award" to millionaire leftist Michael Moore, in an event hosted by Joe Lockhart, former press secretary to a president whose IRS audited people who engaged in free speech against him. The executive director of the festival, Stu Smiley, said the purpose of the festival was "to reacquaint ourselves with people who have sacrificed for their right to express themselves." Liberals' conception of sacrifice is rather broad, including: to work for up to three weeks for less than $1 million; and to not be showered with praise by Veterans of Foreign Wars while burning the American flag. Americans should thank God that McCarthy, Hoover, Nixon, Chambers and Reagan were men enough to make real sacrifices. Ann Coulter is host of AnnCoulter.org, a TownHall.com member group.

Ann Coulter: Leftists Love Hate Speech Phil Brennan, NewsMax.com Wednesday, June 26, 2002 Editor's note: This is part one of a review of Ann Coulter's new book, "Slander: Liberal Lies About the American Right." See NewsMax.com's exclusive interview with her. If I were a liberal I’d lay awake nights worrying that I might somehow attract the attention of Ann Coulter and find myself in the sights of a writer the Washington Post’s Lloyd Grove calls a "human Uzi." In her new book, "Slander: Liberal Lies About the American Right," Coulter takes aim at leftists' hate speech, hypocrisy, lies and elitism. She lets loose a barrage that will leave her targets riddled with the truth they fear much as vampires fear crucifixes. From the opening line, "Political debate in this country is insufferable," to the closing lines describing liberals as "savagely cruel bigots who hate Americans and lie for sport," Coulter never lets up. Her theme revolves around the fact that American "liberals" are utterly bankrupt intellectually and spiritually, recoiling from the truth. As William Buckley once explained that the late Robert Kennedy refused to appear on his TV show "Firing Line" for the same reason that "baloney rejects the meat grinder," leftists cannot allow themselves to be exposed to facts. Faced with cold, hard facts, they can respond only with invective and lies. As a political philosophy American "liberalism" is among the walking dead. Like the character in the movie "The Trouble With Harry," it refuses to stay buried. With this book Coulter has taken her literary scalpel in hand, autopsied the corpse and exposed the great void she found within its rotting but still-talking carcass. It is devoid of guts; all that remains is the stench. This book will get your juices flowing and make you eager to join Coulter in the front lines where, as some Union army officer once told Gen. Phil Kearney when he asked where he should put his troops during the Peninsula campaign, "Anywhere, General, the fighting is lovely all along the line." Part One When All Else Is Lost, Liberals Resort to Slander Leftists have forgotten how to debate. "Prevarication and denigration are the hallmarks of liberal argument. Logic is not their metier. Blind religious faith is," Ann Coulter writes in "Slander." She describes the liberal catechism as a creed that includes: "A hatred of guns, the profit motive, and political speech and an infatuation with abortion, the environment and race discrimination … the most crazed religious fanatic argues in more calm and reasoned tones than liberals responding to statistics on concealed-carry permits." The same leftists who are so eager to invent unconstitutional "hate crimes" laws eagerly practice hate speech. Noting the left-wing domination over "every major means of news dissemination for a quarter century," she goes on to catalog the wall-to-wall liberal propaganda to which the nation is exposed from dawn to dusk. Americans, she reminds us, wake up in the morning listening to "Today Show" host Katie Couric "berating Arlen Specter about Anita Hill 10 years after the hearing," or "haranguing Charlton Heston on the need to stop school shootings." Co-host Matt Lauer mourns the government’s "failure" to pass a law decreeing national vacation time, and the New York Times "breathlessly announces 'Communism Still Looms as Evil to Miami Cubans'" without mentioning that the same feeling is shared by all those political prisoners rotting away in Castro’s dungeons. Time magazine’s Barbara Ehrenreich "gives two thumbs up to the Communist Manifesto," which Coulter reminds us resulted in the slaughter of at least 100 million people. Then comes the letters to the editor of the New York Times, written by "pathetic little parakeet males [was she describing Rep. Henry Waxman?] and grim, quivering, angry women on the Upper West Side of Manhattan hoping to be chosen as that day’s purveyor of hate ("I was reminded by your editorial that Bush wasn’t even your average politically aware Yalie; he was busy branding freshmen at his fraternity house.") Then, of course, we come to the evening hours, where Mr. Dan Rather can be found "falsely accusing Republicans of all manner of malfeasance or remarking that a president who has been impeached, disbarred, and held in contempt for his lies is an 'honest man.'" Rather takes few pains to conceal his blatant bias, as recently commented on by his "60 Minutes" colleague Andy Rooney, who told Larry King that Gunga Dan is "transparently liberal." To Rather, a prosecutor such as Ken Starr investigating a Democrat miscreant is always "a Republican prosecutor," unless he’s a Democrat investigating a member of the GOP; the House is always the "Republican-controlled House," but the Senate is never "the Democrat-controlled Senate." Coulter’s point: "Instead of actual debate about ideas and issues with real consequences, the country is trapped in a political discourse that increasingly resembles professional wrestling. The ‘Compassionate Conservative’ takes on the ‘Republicans balancing the budget on the backs of then poor.’" Leftists respond to reasonable Republican arguments by alleging they are "planning a second holocaust. No matter how inured one becomes to liberal hate speech, the regularity with which Republicans are compared to Nazis still astonishes." She cites the following examples: Speaking of the GOP’s Contract With America, Rep. Charles Rangel, D-N.Y., said, "When I compare this to what happened in Germany, I hope you see the similarities to what is happening to us." Rep. Major Owens, D-N.Y., chimed in with, "These are people who are practicing genocide with a smile; they’re worse than Hitler." Former Rep. Patricia Shroeder, D-Colo., charged that surgeon general nominee Henry Foster was "goose-stepping over women’s rights" and told League of Women Voters that Rush Limbaugh’s listeners "are the ones who are goose stepping." Socialists seem to forget that Nazi, of course, stands for National Socialist. Coulter recalls that left-wingers, while recoiling in horror from the idea of calling a woman ugly, had no trouble suggesting that "the ugliest women ever to darken the planet are Paula Jones, Linda Tripp and [Florida Secretary of State] Katherine Harris." Coulter adds, "This, from the party of Bella Abzug." Liberals, Coulter writes are "painfully self-righteous, they have fantastic hatreds, and they could not see the other fellow’s position if you prodded them with hot pokers. They are United States senators, New York Times editors, news anchors and TV personalities. "And they are completely unhinged."

IT'S ALL ABOUT YOU SHUTTING YOUR FUCKING TRAP! GO FUCK A BUFFALO!

YOURE THE ONE WHO HAS NO PATROTISM! YOURE THE ONE WHO HATES MY BELOVED COUNTRY! YOURE THE ONE WHO IS ANTI AMERICAN! GET THE FUCK OUT SINCE YOU HATE THIS COUNTRY SO MUCH! GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU FAG!! SHUT THE FUCK UP AND FUCK YOURSELF WITH A TOTEM POLE INDIAN BOY! THIS IS NOT YOUR COUNTRY ANYMORE! IT IS OURS NOW! GO FUCK YOURSELF FAGGOT!

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Fuck em. give the fucking sandniggers something to kill as an act of good will. we'll even throw you, poppanils and sassa in to sweeten the deal. we'll kill any fag that's left behind ourselves.

It's repulsive anti american fucks who ruined it for all decent true patriotic americans unlike yourself. Please shut the fuck up and take the next boat out of my beloved country idiot.

Well osassa, normalnoises, what do you have to say to this??

Somebody ought to put you in a coma. moron.

Good! I'm glad the supreme court refused hear the appeal. They did the right thing. these maggots are terrorists and dont deserve any rights. no raghead deserves any rights. I think they all should be rounded up and tried in a military tribuanal and executed because all ragheads are terrorists. terrorists like you maggot. Go on cheer the fucking leaches on after what they did to us loser.

Bush and Blair Nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize Friday, May 09, 2003 BILL O'REILLY, HOST: And now for the top story tonight. To the victors go the spoils. Today President Bush and Tony Blair were nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize in 2004. Joining us now from Washington is Michael O'Hanlon, senior fellow of foreign policy studies, Brookings Institution. And from Los Angeles, David Nott, president of the Reason Foundation, a left-leaning organization. All right, Mr. Nott, we will begin with you. Your reaction to the nomination? DAVID NOTT, PRESIDENT, THE REASON FOUNDATION: Well, I think there is no doubt that the people of Iraq are better off without Saddam Hussein, but I was talking to my babysitter this morning, and said, did you that hear Bush was nominated for the Nobel Prize for peace, and she just started laughing. I don't think this passes the laugh test. There is no doubt that the war in Iraq may have made the human rights situation there better or that the war in Iraq may have reduced weapons of mass destruction, but it was a war, and to give a prize for peace, which seems like word play... O'REILLY: I mean, with all due respect, is your babysitter sophisticated enough to analyze world events? I mean, sometimes war leads to peace in the sense that you wipe out an enemy who is fostering conflict, and then you replace the enemy with a peaceful regime. So, it is a connect the dot situation, which is, I believe, what the Norwegian who nominated Bush and Blair had in mind. NOTT: Well, I think that you can say that the world is very complicated, but for me, it is a simple question of the Nobel Prize for peace. If this were the Nobel prize for making the world better off or the Nobel Prize for some other -- for doing the good thing -- that seems to me that it... O'REILLY: By that measure, by that measure, Mr. Nott, you would have awarded a Nobel Peace Prize to the French in World War II who surrendered and avoided war. NOTT: Well, in World War II, the committee gave the award to the Red Cross. O'REILLY: No, but, I mean, I don't care about the committee. I'm caring about you. If all the criteria is is avoiding war, all right, you can give the Nobel Peace Prize to everybody who surrenders to dictators, can you not? NOTT: No, the criteria for me is not avoiding war, but it is an important part that the means are consistent with the name of the prize. And there have been many good examples of private citizens doing peaceful things who have made the world much better. O'REILLY: All right. Now, Mr. O'Hanlon, I'm sure you disagree with this, but Mr. Nott's point is that many around the world were taken aback by this nomination because force was used, and people died. MICHAEL O'HANLON, BROOKINGS INSTITUTION: Well, you know, I like the nomination. I'm not sure Blair and Bush should get the prize, but I think the -- the basic principle that people who use force to save lives are doing a good thing and serving the caution of peace is fine . If somebody had stopped the genocide in Rwanda in 1994, I would have been strongly in favor of giving that country or that group a Nobel Peace Prize. This may have been a little bit more of a mixed war. There may have been more controversy around it. I'm not sure, in the end, Mr. Bush and Blair should get the prize, but I think the nomination establishes a good principle that as you said earlier, making war this the right way sometimes in the broader cause of peace can be a noble venture. I would also point out in 1988, the U.N. peacekeepers won the prize. Now, granted, they were primarily monitoring peace, not imposing peace, but they sometimes had to use their weaponry, even in those days. And in 1973, Henry Kissinger won the Nobel Peace Prize for Vietnam. Now that was, in a sense, a peace negotiation, but it was also one based on... O'REILLY: Yes, he shared the prize with his North Vietnamese counterpart... O'HANLON: Exactly. O'REILLY: ... which was, you know, a little dubious, I think. But listen... O'HANLON: It was dubious, but... O'REILLY: Here is the problem -- and I understand the perception -- the Nobel Peace Prize should define itself, I think. Which it doesn't. I mean, Jimmy Carter won it a couple --you know, it's like Clinton wanted to get it because of the Camp David, so let's define what it is. Isn't that fair, Mr. Nott? Shouldn't we define this thing? NOTT: Perfectly fair. O'REILLY: All right because, you know, basically what we have now is -- see, I believe, and I could be wrong because nobody knows -- that removing Saddam Hussein will bring peace to the world, Mr. Nott, because number one, it makes it harder for Al Qaeda to operate. Number two, it puts pressure on Syria and Iran to stop supporting terrorism which is directed at Israel, makes it easier for the Israelis and Palestinians to get together. And there are all kinds of dominoes that I don't think your babysitter knows. Do you see what I'm talking about here? NOTT: I see what you are saying, and it is possible that the actions that Bush took will make the world a better place, and if you want to define it... O'REILLY: A more peaceful place, not a better place, a more peaceful place. Look, if you knock out Hezbollah, Hamas, Al Qaeda, and all of these people who are just running roughshod right now over the world, if you are able to do that by occupying Iraq, all right, and installing a regime there that, you know, you can keep an eye on the Iranians, you can put pressure on Syria, you know, come on, Sir. NOTT: With all due respect, the ends to me do not justify the means. O'REILLY: All right. Now Mr.... O'HANLON: Can I make one quick point? O'REILLY: Go ahead, sure. O'HANLON: Well, there is some language in the original idea of this Nobel Peace Prize on what it is supposed to be, and I think you and I, Mr. O'Reilly, have to concede, based on that language, that it is primarily in the direction of negotiations and peace processes and that sort of thing. But there is some language that says if you are making the world a safer, better place and a more peaceful place, that is also important. So, I think most of the language of the founding fathers of this prize is consistent with Mr. Nott's point, but there is enough ambiguity, and I think there have been enough contributions by people who have used force productively, that we should at least broaden the discussion a little bit. O'REILLY: Well listen, I think what is going to happen is the nominations in 2004, because they didn't meet the 2003 deadline, and by 2004, we will know, gentlemen, we will know whether this action in Iraq has made the world a more peaceful place. We appreciate you guys coming in and helping us out. Thanks very much

How about a bounty on osassa and normalnoises??

Jul 3, 10:06 PM EDT U.S. Puts Bounty on Hussein and Sons By STEVEN GUTKIN Associated Press Writer BAGHDAD, Iraq (AP) -- The U.S. government put a $25 million bounty on Saddam Hussein and $15 million on his sons Thursday, seeking to quell a spreading insurgency fueled by uncertainty over the ousted Iraqi leader's fate. Saddam's capture is seen as crucial to ending anti-American resistance, which Thursday alone saw at least two Iraqis killed and 10 U.S. soldiers wounded. "We believe it is important to do everything we can to determine his whereabouts, whether he is alive or dead, in order to assist in stabilizing the situation and letting the people of Baghdad be absolutely sure that he's not coming back," Secretary of State Colin Powell told reporters in Washington. The last reported sighting of Saddam was April 9 in the Azamiyah neighborhood of northeastern Baghdad as the capital fell. He was targeted by at least two major U.S. airstrikes, but there was never any proof either was successful. Based on information from captured colleagues, officials increasingly believe they were not. Saddam loyalists are reportedly warning Iraqis not to cooperate with American occupation authorities, saying the ousted leader will one day return to punish those who do. The where-is-Saddam mystery is encouraging the resistance, officials say, as daily attacks against U.S. forces increase. At least 26 American troops have been killed in hostile fire since major combat was officially declared over on May 1. In the latest violence Thursday: - A two-Humvee convoy hit an explosive in Ramadi, 60 miles west of Baghdad, wounding six U.S. soldiers, said Sgt. Patrick Compton, a military spokesman. - An attacker standing in a car's sunroof in downtown Baghdad fired a rocket-propelled grenade at a U.S. Army convoy, wounding three soldiers. Troops returned fire, killing one Iraqi bystander and wounding two others, witnesses said. After the attack, a limping U.S. soldier sobbed and shook as a colleague help him into a car. - A sniper fired on a patrol in the west Baghdad neighborhood of Kadamiyah, wounding a soldier from the Army's 1st Armored Division, Compton said. Soldiers fired back, killing the attacker and wounding a 6-year-old boy who was with the man, he said. The soldier and the boy were in stable condition in a military hospital, Compton said. - In Baqubah, northwest of Baghdad, witnesses said a plastic bag filled with explosives blew up in a crowd of a few hundred Iraqis, who were protesting the U.S. Army's detention of Ali Abdul Kareem al-Madani, the city's top Shiite cleric. Witnesses said one man was killed and five wounded. But Capt. Josh Felker of the U.S. Army's 4th Infantry Division said the explosion occurred when a grenade blew up in a man's hands, wounding three bystanders. - Soldiers fired at vehicle that failed to stop at a military checkpoint in Baghdad, wounding three adult occupants, the military said. The $25 million Saddam bounty, announced by the occupation government, will go to anyone who provides information leading to ex-dictator's capture or proof that he is dead. Anyone doing the same for either of his sons, Odai and Qusai, will get $15 million. Word of the reward is being sent to Iraq and the rest of the Arab world on Radio Sawa, a public diplomacy arm of the U.S. State Department. The reward for Saddam matches the $25 million that Washington is offering for another top fugitive: Osama bin Laden, the al-Qaida leader missing since U.S. forces helped dislodge the Taliban regime in Afghanistan. A day after President Bush rankled critics by taunting would-be attackers with the phrase "bring 'em on," the ground forces commander in Iraq cautioned reporters against putting too much emphasis on U.S. casualties and not enough on the progress made in rebuilding Iraq. "There is still a war going on in this country. The enemy isn't taking a break. They're attacking us every day. But there is no crisis. We shouldn't lose perspective. A lot has been accomplished," said Maj. Gen. Ricardo S. Sanchez. "We're not really concerned about it. We can handle it. We're killing them on a daily basis when they attack us. We're going to win," he said. Anger at the U.S. troops has been high, especially in Fallujah, 35 miles west of Baghdad, where an explosion at a mosque killed 10 people Monday. Residents blamed the United States, but U.S. Central Command said the explosion was "apparently related to a bomb manufacturing class that was being taught inside the mosque." Maj. Geoffery Watson, the intelligence officer for the 3rd Infantry Division's 2nd Brigade, appeared to contradict the Centcom account when he told reporters in Fallujah that he knew of no intelligence on the ground pointing to a bomb-making class. However, he said the mosque had been broadcasting anti-American messages to the neighborhood "identifying the United States as occupiers." "The mosque was of concern for a few weeks," Watson said. The blast caused tempers to flare in a city already known for its anti-U.S. sentiment. Fallujah's mayor and a leading cleric, however, called for calm and urged residents to cooperate with U.S. forces.

Fags like bigpoppanils and normalnoises fellate almost 100% of their sexual contacts and ingest semen from about half of those. Semen contains virtually every germ carried in the blood stream, so this is about equivalent to ingesting raw human blood (6). One study reports 70% of fags like bigpoppanils and normalnoises admitting to having sex only one time with over 50% of their partners (3). One study reports that the average fag like bigpoppanils and normalnoises has between 20 and 106 partners per year (6). The average heterosexual has 8 partners in a lifetime. Sperm readily penetrates the anal wall (which is only one cell thick) and gains direct access to the blood stream. This causes massive immunological damage to the body's T- and B-cell defensive systems (14). 50% of male syphilis is carried by fags like bigpoppanils and normalnoises as a rectal infection and can enter through the urethra of another fag during anal sex (7). Around 67-80% of fags like bigpoppanils and normalnoises lick and/or insert their tongues into the anuses of their partners (called "rimming", analingus, fecal sex, etc.) and ingest biologically significant amounts of feces (7), which is the chief cause of hepatitis and parasitic infections among fags (8). This practice is called the "prime taste treat in sex" in the bestseller The Joy of Gay Sex. 33% of fags like bigpoppanils and normalnoises admit to fisting (inserting the hand, sometimes part of the arm, into the rectum of his partner) (7). Urinating on each other ("golden showers") and torture has doubled among fags since the 1940s, and fisting has increased astronomically (7). 17% of fags like bigpoppanils and normalnoises eat and/or rub the feces of their partners on themselves (4). 12% of fags like bigpoppanils and normalnoises give/receive enemas as part of sexual pleasure (4). In one study, the average fag like bigpoppanils and normalnoises fellated somewhere between 20 and 106 men, swallowed 50 seminal discharges, had 72 penile penetrations of the anus, and ingested feces of 23 different men EVERY YEAR (6). Many fag sexual encounters occur while drunk, high on drugs, or in an orgy setting (7). Sounds like bibpoppanils and normalnoises. Many fags like bigpoppanils and normalnoises don't pay heed to warnings of their lifestyles: "Knowledge of health guidelines was quite high, but this knowledge had no relation to sexual behavior" (16). Activities of fags like bigpoppanils and normalnoises involve analingus "rimming, urophilia "golden showers", fisting, and using "toys" (21). Fags like bigpoppanils and normalnoises got homosexuality removed from the list of mental illnesses in the early 70s by storming the annual American Psychiatric Association (APA) conference on successive years. "Guerrilla theater tactics and more straight-forward shouting matches characterized their presence" (2). Since homosexuality has been removed from the APA list of mental illnesses, so has pedophilia (except when the adult feels "subjective distress") (27). Fags like bigpoppanils and normalnoises account for 3-4% of all gonorrhea cases, 60% of all syphilis cases, and 17% of all hospital admissions (other than for STDs) in the United States (5). They make up only 1-2% of the population. Fags like bigpoppanils and normalnoises live unhealthy lifestyles, and have historically accounted for the bulk of syphilis, gonorrhea, Hepatitis B, the "gay bowel syndrome" (which attacks the intestinal tract), tuberculosis and cytomegalovirus (27). 73% of psychiatrists say fags like bigpoppanils and normalnoises are less happy than the average person, and of those psychiatrists, 70% say that the unhappiness is NOT due to social stigmatization (13). 25-33% of fags like bigpoppanils and normalnoises and dykes like osassa are alcoholics (11). Of fags like bigpoppanils and normalnoises questioned in one study, 43% admitted to 500 or more partners in a lifetime, 28% admitted to 1000 or more in a lifetime, and of these people, 79% said that half of those partners were total strangers, and 70% of those sexual contacts were one night stands (or, as one fag admits in the film "The Castro," one minute stands) (3). Also, it is a favorite past-time of many fags to go to "cruisy areas" and have anonymous sex. 78% of fags like bigpoppanils and normalnoises are affected by STDs (20). Judge John Martaugh, chief magistrate of the New York City Criminal Court has said, "Homosexuals like bigpoppanils and normalnoises account for half the murders in large cities" (10). Captain William Riddle of the Los Angeles Police says, "30,000 sexually abused children in Los Angeles were victims of homosexuals" - like bigpoppanils and normalnoises. (10). 50% of suicides can be attributed to fags like bigpoppanils and normalnoises (10). Dr. Daniel Capron, a practicing psychiatrist, says, "Homosexuality by definition is not healthy and wholesome. The homosexual person, at best, will be unhappier and more unfulfilled than the sexually normal person" (10). For other psychiatrists who believe that homosexuality is wrong, please see National Association for Research and Therapy of Homosexuality. It takes approximately $300,000 to take care of each AIDS victim, so thanks to the promiscuous lifestyle of fags like bigpoppanils and normalnoises, medical insurance rates have been skyrocketing for all of us(10). One study reports that 90% of fags like bigpoppanils and normalnoises have engaged in anal sex, and 66% engage in anal sex regularly (6). Fags like bigpoppanils and normalnoises were responsible for spreading AIDS in the United States, and then raised up violent groups like Act Up and Ground Zero to complain about it. Even today, fags account for well over 50% of the AIDS cases in the United States, which is quite a large number considering that they account for only 1-2% of the population. Fags like bigpoppanils and normalnoises account for a disproportionate number of hepatitis cases: 70-80% in San Francisco, 29% in Denver, 66% in New York City, 56% in Toronto, 42% in Montreal, and 26% in Melbourne (8). 10% of fags like bigpoppanils and normalnoises admit to eating feces and/or drinking contaminated enema water (8). 29% of fags like bigpoppanils and normalnoises engage in urine sex (8). 37% of fags like bigpoppanils and normalnoises engage in sadomasochism, which accounts for many accidental deaths. In San Francisco, classes were held to teach fags how to not kill their partners during sadomasochism (8). In large cities, hospitals are often called on to remove objects from the rectums of fags like bigpoppanils and normalnoises. Sometimes, the fags do so much damage that they have to wear colostomy bags for the rest of their lives (8). 41% of fags like bigpoppanils and normalnoises say they have had sex with strangers in public restrooms, 60% say they have had sex with strangers in bathhouses, and 64% of these encounters have involved the use of illegal drugs (8). Depending on the city, 39-59% of fags like bigpoppanils and normalnoises are infected with intestinal parasites like worms, flukes and amoebae, which is common in filthy third world countries (8). The median age of death of fags like bigpoppanils and normalnoises is 42 (only 9% live past age 65). This drops to 39 if the cause of death is AIDS. The median age of death of a married heterosexual man is 75 (8). The median age of death of dykes like osassa is 45 (only 24% live past age 65). The median age of death of a married heterosexual woman is 79 (8). Fags like bigpoppanils and normalnoises are 100 times more likely to be murdered (usually by another fag) than the average person, 25 times more likely to commit suicide, and 19 times more likely to die in a traffic accident (8). 21% of dykes like osassa die of murder, suicide or traffic accident, which is at a rate of 534 times higher than the number of white heterosexual females aged 25-44 who die of these things(8). 50% of the calls to a hotline to report "queer bashing" involved domestic violence (i.e., fags beating up other fags) (18). About 50% of the women on death row are dykes like osassa (12). 33% of fags like bigpoppanils and normalnoises ADMIT to minor/adult sex (7). There is a notable fag group, consisting of thousands of members, known as the North American Man and Boy Love Association (NAMBLA). This is a child molesting fag group whose cry is "SEX BEFORE 8 BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE." This group can be seen marching in most major fag parades across the United States. Fags like bigpoppanils and normalnoises commit more than 33% of all reported child molestations in the United States, which, assuming fags make up 2% of the population, means that 1 in 20 fags is a child molester, while 1 in 490 heterosexuals is a child molester (19). 73% of all fags like bigpoppanils and normalnoises have had sex with boys under 19 years of age (9). Many fags like bigpoppanils and normalnoises admit that they are pedophiles: "The love between men and boys is at the foundation of homosexuality" (22). Because fags like bigpoppanils and normalnoises can't reproduce naturally, they resort to recruiting children. Fags can be heard chanting "TEN PERCENT IS NOT ENOUGH, RECRUIT, RECRUIT, RECRUIT" in their fag parades. A group called the "Lesbian Avengers" prides itself on trying to recruit young girls like osassa. They print "WE RECRUIT" on their literature. Some other fags like bigpoppanils and normalnoises aren't as overt about this, but rather try to infiltrate society and get into positions where they will have access to the malleable minds of young children (e.g., the clergy, teachers, Boy Scout leaders, etc.) (8). The fag agenda. The fag agenda includes desensitizing the public: "The first order of business is desensitization of the American public concerning gays and gay rights.....To desensitize the public is to help it view homosexuality with indifference instead of with keen emotion. Ideally, we would have straights register differences in sexual preferences the way they register different tastes for ice cream or sports games....At least in the beginning, we are seeking public desensitization and nothing more. We do not need and cannot expect a full 'appreciation' or 'understanding' of homosexuality from the average American. You can forget about trying to persuade the masses that homosexuality is a good thing. But if only you can get them to think that it is just another thing...then your battle for legal and social rights is virtually won" (25). Part of the fag agenda is to get the public to affirm their filthy lifestyle, as one fag admitted in the October 1987 fag rally on Washington: "We are no longer seeking just a right to privacy and a protection from wrong. We also have a right -- as heterosexual Americans already have -- to see government and society affirm our lives" (27). Part of the fag agenda is to turn people from Christianity: "The teaching that only male-female sexual activity within the bounds and constraints of marriage is the only acceptable form should be reason enough for any homosexual to denounce the Christian religion" (1). Fags knowingly lied (and still lie) about the 10% figure (i.e., fags make up 10% of the population). As Tom Stoddard (formerly of the Lambda Legal Defense Fund) said, "We used that figure when most gay people were entirely hidden to try to create an impression of our numerousness" (17). The true number of fags like bigpoppanils and normalnoises. The Kinsey study of 1948, which fags often cite to say that 10% of the population is homosexual, actually says that only 4% of the population is EXCLUSIVELY homosexual. This study involved a disproportionate number of people who had been in jail for sex crimes (hardly a random sample of the population). Kinsey also did perverse studies involving young boys and pedophiles. Current research shows that the true percentage of fags is in the 1-2% range (15,23,26,28). Consider how small this number is when compared to most of the numbers above. Fags like bigpoppanils and normalnoises aren't discriminated against in employment, so why should they be a protected class? The average yearly income of a fag like bigpoppanils and normalnoises is $55,430.00 (most of which is disposable because no children to take care of!). The average of the general population is $32,144.00. The average of blacks is $12,166.00 (24). 59.6% of fags like bigpoppanils and normalnoises are college graduates. 18.0% of the general population are college graduates (24). Too bad they aren't smart enough to listen to God. "Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools" (Romans 1:22). 49.0% of fags like bigpoppanils and normalnoises hold professional/managerial positions. 15.9% of the general population hold such positions (24). Where's the job discrimination? A phrase that has come up recently in this earth is "sexual orientation." This is a phrase made up by fags to try to make themselves look less filthy than they really are. The purpose of the phrase is to take the spotlight from what these perverts do, and put it on the notion that they are just poor, mistreated people, who simply are attracted to members of the same sex - as if they aren't engaging in activity forbidden by God Almighty. "Sexual orientation," as used today, has nothing to do with sexual activity (yeah, right), but only refers to who or what a particular person is attracted to. If you think that people of other "sexual orientations" are just fine, let's see what other "sexual orientations" you would necessarily have to accept as wholesome and pure. If you're not going to discriminate based on "sexual orientation", then you must not discriminate against any of the following. If you discriminate against any of these, you're a hypocrite. These "sexual orientations" are generally known as "paraphilias", and are mental disorders - just like homosexuality used to be (29). Exhibitionism - involves people who are sexually aroused by the idea of exposing their genitals to a stranger. Fetishism - involves people who are sexually aroused by non-living objects. Frotteurism - involves people who are sexually aroused by the idea of touching and rubbing against a non-consenting person. Pedophilia - involves people who are sexually attracted to prepubescent children (usually 13 years or younger). Sexual Masochism - involves people who are sexually aroused by being "humiliated, beaten, bound, or otherwise made to suffer." Sexual Sadism - involves people who are sexually aroused by causing the psychological or physical suffering of a victim (e.g., "restraint, blindfolding, paddling, spanking, whipping, pinching, beating, burning, electrical shocks, rape, cutting, stabbing, strangulation, torture, mutilation, or killing"). Transvestic Fetishism - involves people who are sexually aroused by cross-dressing. Voyeurism - involves people who are sexually aroused by watching unsuspecting strangers have sex. Telephone Scatologia - involves people who are sexually aroused by making obscene phone calls. Necrophilia - involves people who are sexually attracted to corpses. Partialism - involves people who are sexually attracted exclusively to one part of the body. Zoophilia - involves people who are sexually attracted to animals. Coprophilia - involves people who are sexually aroused by feces. Klismaphilia - involves people who are sexually aroused by enemas. Urophilia - involves people who are sexually aroused by urine. Sounds like bigpoppanils, normalnoises and osassa have serious issues.

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myopic \My*op"ic\, a. Pertaining to, or affected with, or characterized by, myopia; nearsighted. Myopic astigmatism, a condition in which the eye is affected with myopia in one meridian only. Source: Webster's Revised Unabridged Dictionary, © 1996, 1998 MICRA, Inc. myopic adj 1: (ophthalmology) inability to focus on near objects [syn: shortsighted] 2: visual impairment resulting from faulty refraction of light rays in the eye [syn: ametropic, astigmatic, presbyopic, visually impaired]

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