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I'm sorry, man, I don't know what I'm going to do when my baby goes to the Great Dog Run in the Sky. Here's my dog, Maxx, taking a yarin:

PhuturePhelch, MUST you intrude on every goddamn thread with that obnoxious ellipse and general assinine commentary that no one GAF about? And unless you are a lady like that ones I describe that I seek (based on the subject), please leave. In fact, please turn off your computer, put down the twinkies, ho ho's, doritoes, and diet soda and punch yourself in the face. Unless this is some type of insinuation that you want to want to felch me...

Must have jungle fever. Definitely into felching, BDSM and snowballing. OK for dirty sanchezes and rusty trombones. Must be able to handle giant anacondas. Ambidextrous a plus. PM me if you're interested. Felch me, I H I

It was Honkey Tits. "Your pussy stinks, hello." Isn't that a great fucking name?

I made it and posted it on the 5000 post nonsense. Can you people do anything original? Jesus Christ. I H I

Can everyone please stop jacking my works of art please? Or at least credit me? I spend a lot of time (2 minutes) abusing people and I take pride in my filth. Thank you, I H I

You have to wonder about a 'guy' that keeeps a pic of half naked asian guys AT THE READY. And NOTHING (nothing) screams 'butt bronco', 'vaseline valentine' or just plain 'cum guzzler' louder than these things: pictures of cars in your sig joeg (period) I H I

that place is crap, IMO

so i heard

and by the by, my 'retort' made total sense. maybe you're brain has been turned to mush from vbeing middle-aged and chillin with 17 year olds. But if you're getting ass out of it, then bravo. (ps--I won't tell about the ass) I H I

I am against calling people porch monkey, cracker/crackorn. I simply exposed teklord for the racist he is. if calling people porch monkeys is 'how you do', then you can rim me too. (please)

the minute it took you to take your white hood off?

please just go back to trolling the internet and trying to get laid, i'm trying to make a social statement here. sorry it's interfering with your cyber-ass. I H I

If I may get serious for a moment in between reads and sarcasm. I cannot believe that in this day and age, THIS generation is racist. Especially a generation of kids that are fortunate enough to attend an accredited university, live in or near one of the most culturally diverse cities in the world, and attend music gatherings, which is the only thing in the world that sees beyond color, class and creed. Although I may toss around some salad, praise felching, rimming, and other acts of deviancy, racial slurs out of pure hatred and ignorance are where I even draw the line. The offending post can be found here: http://bbs.clubplanet.com/showthread.php?threadid=147667&perpage=15&pagenumber=2 If you hate black people so much, yarin, get the fuck out of New Jersey/New York. Now, back to reads/felshing/sarcasm/cursing I H I

it was a typo. So felch me. And 'porch monkey'? Nice. I would think if ANYONE is uneducated it would be some piss ant cock rider from Rutgers throwing around highly offensive racial slurs and not even knowing it. And if you and joeg can please get a room already and knock cocks or beat off on each other, or whatever you two are dying to do--please--go ahead. It's the year 2003 and no one will judge. Can't wait to see the updated collage!!! I H I

Fair enough, but since you're eating anyway, I have some ass hiars you can chomp through to get to this sweet ass PA of mine. I love a Monday mroning rimmer, don't you? FELCH IT UP!!!! I H I

Do you like snakes? If so I have a python you could slather those lips on.

Well, *blush*, actually it took about about 5.3 seconds to read you and I was multi-tasking at work. It's not that I don't care to put in more effort, well--it's that..I don't GAF. Piss off. I H I

Yarin I think you should celebrate by rimming the fuck out of me--dingleberries and all. Then I think you should unplug your PC, and donate to an inner-city youth that would get actually use it to get information, and not spend all day posing for car glamour shots and making 'fruity collages'. Then I think at the next porche meetup (chabad) you should ram your fucking head in a door. Then I think you should calculate the amount of time you beat off with the computer, and with your new found free time, do something more productive. hey--you asked. I H H

um--THat's how PVD spins. The same god awful beat over and over and over. In fact, that's all trance, or whatver genre they're lumping his sorry ass in. And yes, the crowd is cracked out. How else can you listen to that garbage? I H I

please enlighten me with your vast knowledge of nyc clublife that supercedes raving in someone's dorm with a blacklight, weed residue and that battleship you call an ass. I H I

Ah Factoria. You know, they used to have these 'theme parties' where they charged you something similiar to sodomy. Then they just flat out charged 60 for some piss-poor theme with a single streamer. They didn't even try to pretend anymore that you were forkng over some cash for something 'special' Then you get attitude from Paris. ATTITUDE FROM PARIS????? This thing has tits AND a dick, and YOU get attitude for bringing sneakers, so you can really dance. Not the bushwacker fist thump dance, but really get down, like they do in the basement. Then you get yelled at by Vivacious and sometimes spanked (which, ok is worth SOMETHING), then you risk your life on 'the stairs' from k-out half dead idiots that can't even get the fuck up. That place is filled with guido zombies on the edge of roid rage, who bristll/stumble past you with arm/back stubble. Fuck Factory. That place is digusting. I H I

THANK YOU. An answer that makes total sense, and succint to boot.

um, why don't you just turn the fucking volume down

OK Here is the FINAL WORD on Britney and Christina: BRITNEY: nice body whore (pent up after all that 'virgin crap and non-banging of fruity justin timberlake) one potatoe chip away from giving jaba the hut a run for his money potential double chin mongoloid eyes nice boob job needs a bang in the dumper from yours truly in that sweet puckered asshole of hers needs a cock smack can't sing can't dance CHRISTINA can fucking sing can't dance looks like she would disintergrate if I hit that in the dumper whore needs a golden shower needs a cock smack. codica seems to want to bump clams SUMMARY: WHO GIVES A FUCK. ALL I WANT TO KNOW IS WHY THESE CHICKS PLASTER THEM EVERYWHERE. Thanks! I H I I H I