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SuGaRNSpIcE

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  1. thanx again everyone , love ya
  2. HE SAID-SHE SAID He said . .. ......I don't now why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. She said . .. .... You wear pants don't you? He said . .. .... Shall we try swapping positions tonight? She said . .. That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart! He said . .. ......... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? She said . .. .........Turn sideways and look in the mirror! He said . .. .... Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm? She said . .. .... I would but you're never there. He said . .. .... Why did the man cross the road? She said . .. .... He heard the chicken was a slut. He said . .. .... Why don't women blink during foreplay? She said ... .... . They don't have time He said . .. .... How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? She said .......... . . We don't know; it has never happened. He said . .. .... Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good-looking? She said ........ They already have boyfriends. She said...What do you call a women who knows where her husband is every night? He said . ... A widow. He said . ... .... Why are married women heavier than single women? She said . .. .... Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
  3. oh thank god , i thought i was the only one with that problem
  4. his scanner is broken, but we will try, i dont have one so thats out of the question, but we might see moz this weekend so maybe he can do it, where is the halloween thread anyway i didnt even see it
  5. I FIGURED THATS THE BEST DAMN B DAY PRESENT I COULD EVER GET, NOT THE BJ BUT THE GETIN LAID PART, I LOVES ME SOME SEX, LOL
  6. HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABE!!!!!!!!!!! GO GET A B DAY BJ OR HELL BETTER YET, GO GET LAID!!!!!!!
  7. thanx guuuuuuuuyzzzzzzzzz love yaz and yes i have retired as a fembot and was a black pussy for halloween!!!! oh yes , a pussy!!! darrellg didnt go but he was busy anyway, thanx guyz , and thank u baby
  8. we are sexaholics!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lets hear it for sex!!!!!!!!!!!! yeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy!!!!
  9. maybe oneday your replies will ctually make some sence, but in the mean time keep going u are actually ammusing me.................. ready ? go!!!!
  10. wow u are quite the clever one with that come back, is that u in ur avatar? because i wouildnt b surprised if it was , u obvioulsy have nothing else better to do with your life then to bash others, oh and by the way if u are talking about someone in particular learn how to spell their name asshole especially if u see his name posted 7483265845 times on these boards, here lemmie help you , repeat after me D-A-R-R-E-L-L , ok now u try!!!! fuckin faggot ass
  11. whos dick is up your homosexual ass
  12. happy b day girlie ur s is 2 days after mine!!!!!!!!!!
  13. SuGaRNSpIcE

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    me too me too
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