lol. try sitting thru a 2 hour math class with some crackhead immigrant teacher who can't get thru a sentence without saying "emmm, eerrrr, jes, ok class.. " Interviewer: ahemm... so, yes, i see here you have no previous experience, you have a GED from romania.. (?just a wild guess), and you presently live in a shelter. but ya shure can SUK a mean dik.. YOU'VE GOT THE JOB!