An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Texan and an Arab are all talking about war. Being that he is a raving lunatic, the Texan declares war on the Arab. Naturally, the Brit (seeing as he sucks Bush's, I mean the Texan's, cock) joins in the effort. Being a smart fellow, the Frenchman stays out of it. The Arab then has no choice but to defend himself. To be Continued.