tittsworth

and now the moment you've all been waiting for... me in front of some rims with a shower cap...

she said she look like janet jackson

First off, thanks for showing Dj Ayres how KRUNK DO! Last week was absolutely bananas just as we expected! Here's what Lloydski from TURNTABLELAB had to say about last week... "just writing to let you know i had a great time at your party. i was definitely taken by the amount of fun i had. no ones really doing parties like that in dc" !!!!!!!!!!!! Don't sleep on another big one!! FRIDAY : APRIL 22th : KRUNK PROUDLY PRESENTS... DC's Bacardi & Coke aka The Booze Bruvas aka Diallo Sharif and LBS of DISTRICT SOUL!! KRUNK FRIDAYS @ Singapore DC (1134 19th St NW DC) KRUNK, if you don't know, you betta axe sumbody!!! KRUNK, if you don't know, you betta axe sumbody!!! Don't sleep on another night of unforgettable MAYHEM with DC's very own Bacardi and Coke aka Diallo and LBS!! Reppin' District Soul, a LEGENDARY crew that has been dishing out top shelf beats fo longer than you've been wif yo baby momma!!! Diallo and LBS continue to show and prove the platinum respect associated with the DSC... Even if you haven't bugged out at D's residency Chocolate Milk (Saki) or the countless other hot-hot-hot gigs, all you need to know if these boys rep THE BEST in hip-hop, rnb, reggae and pretty much anything that KEEP that ass in motion!! Booze Bruv's + Krunk Kru = GUARANTEED MADNESS!!! NOT ENOUGH??? Cuz we love to see you KRUNK... 2-for-1 KAMIKAZE SHOTS!!! Get yo swerve on ALL night with TWO shots for a mere $5!! STILL NOT ENOUGH??? To all tha baby's momma's momma's... What's REALLY good? LADIES !!!! FREE !!!!! SHOTS! ALL LADIES, have a FREE SHOT on the house!! Simply ask FOR YOUR FREE SHOT COUPON when checking into the ticket counter!! Krunk has proudly been dubbed "the return of the underground hip-hop party" by The Washington Post. Dedicated to the unforgettable hits, golden era gems and cutting edge contemporary, Krunk serves a relaxing party-friendly alternative to the stuffy "rotation friendly" super clubs DC is sometimes known for. Krunk runs every FRIDAY with no dress code at Singapore DC (1134 19th St NW - Directions: http://www.tittsworth.com/dir ) STILL STILL NOT ENOUGH??? Then you're an asshole!! DO NOT MISS IT! 18+ w/ ID and only $5 to get in! FREE SHOT FOR LADIES THIS WEEK!! $7 parking garage located right across the street! Only 2 blocks from Farragut North Metro! Open until 3 am ! * * * * * PICS FROM LAST WEEK: http://tittsworth.com/images/2005/krunk0415/index.htm * * * * * HIPHOP - CLUB - 80'S / 90'S - REGGAE/DANCEHALL + MORE! Krunk residents: Cam One, Dave Nada, Ragz and Tittsworth! Singapore DC UPDATED SOUND!! (Mackie and now TURBOSOUND!), TWO BLOCKS from FARRAGUT NORTH METRO, three levels and the relaxed Krunk created vibe that SoBe once provided. Singapore Bistro 1134 19th St NW DC Directions including metro: http://tittsworth.com/dir Questions? Comments? Feedback? mailto:jessetittsworth@hotmail.com

************* MYSPACE NIGHT! ************* Last chance to RSVP for TONIGHT'S special Krunk w/ Ayres and Dave Nada! Myspace ladies FREE w/ RSVP and ask for your FREE SHOT COUPON at the DOOR!! ALL MYSPACE LADIES GET FREE ADMISSION AND A FREE SHOT! Here's how: 1. Sign into your myspace.com account FIRST!!!! 2. Once signed in, copy and paste or click the following address from a different window: http://events.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=events.detail&eventID=10180.23336 3. RSVP with your name! Feel free to indicate guests but they will not be honored for guestlist Having Problems? Try this instead: 1. Hit http://myspace.com/titts 2. Send me a message 3. Sign in 4. RSVP, click send and you're golden!! That's it! We'll print out the list of those who have RSVP'ed on Friday night at 7pm. No pluses allowed! Everyone must check in with your MYSPACE RSVP'd alias! Ask for your free shot coupon at ticket counter when you check in! ================================================================== Also wish me luck in Brooklyn this weekend... I'll be playing at Savalas, 285 Bedford Ave btwn Grand & S.1st / Williamsburg, BK. More info on http://djayres.com ================================================================== Have you heard the Eastern Motors Remix yet by Titts? Drop it like it's hot: http://tittsworth.com/audio/tittsworth_easternmotorslo.mp3 ==================================================================

If you're looking for something to do I'm spinning B-more Club around 11pm @ Club 5 (mainroom). It's $5 to get in and $5 TOP SHELF booze all night. Dub on the roof, hiphop/club on the main. Info: http://www.asonofjack.com And if you don't already know about this Friday... I feel sorry fo ya mutha...

also, feel free to find me, add me and then send me an RSVP via PRIVATE MYSPACE MESSAGE: http://www.myspace.com/titts

here's another way to RSVP 1. sign into www.myspace.com 2. click events (on top blue banner) 3. click "advanced search" under search events (bottom right) 4. change keyword to "name" under events advanced search 5. key in "KRUNK MYSPACE LADIES" and click search 6. RSVP to event

4.15 : KRUNK SPRING MASSIVE! [MYSPACE NITE - "1 OF NY'S BEST" - FREE SHOT] Spring time is here and Krunk is rolling out larger-than-life line-ups for your warming weather misbehavior... THIS FRIDAY, APRIL 15th KRUNK IS EXTREMELY PROUD TO PRESENT... "One of NY's BEST mixtape D.J.'s"-The New York Times Resident at the "Best party in NYC" -New York Press With more than 30 mix CDs released in the last four years, sales are through the roof from NYC to Germany to Japan, and this man has become one of the most sought-after DJs in New York City!!! one of the best looking mother****ers you've ever seen... THE ONE THE ONLY... DJ AYRES !!!! ALSO THIS NIGHT: MYSPACE NIGHT! ALL MYSPACE LADIES GET FREE ADMISSION AND A FREE SHOT! Here's how: 1. Sign into your myspace.com account FIRST!!!! 2. Once signed in, copy and paste or click the following address from a different window: http://events.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=events.detail&eventID=10180.23336 3. RSVP with your name! Feel free to indicate guests but they will not be honored for guestlist That's it! We'll print out the list of those who have RSVP'ed on Friday night at 7pm. No pluses allowed! Everyone must check in with your MYSPACE RSVP'd alias! Ask for your free shot coupon at ticket counter when you check in! Still doubting the madness? Oh yeah.. we've also added DJ DAVE NADA, one of THE most demanded DJ's among Krunk ladies!! Metro. Carpool. Hijack. DO WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO NOT NOT NOT MISS THIS ONE! 18+ w/ ID and only $5 to get in! $7 parking garage located across street! Only 2 blocks from Farragut North Metro! DRINK SPECIALS!! $4 Bud Light $5 Vodka + Red Bulls $5 for *TWO* Kamikaze Shots!! $5 Imported Beer $5 Rail Mix Drinks $6 SoCo Lime Shot $7 SoCo & Coke $7 Captain & Coke $7 Amaretto Sour $7 Absolut drinks (all variations) $7 Jaeger BOMB shot ($10 for the drink) $8 Hennessey & Coke $9 Greg Goose drinks [LAST WEEK: http://www.tittsworth.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=1890] [HIPHOP - CLUB - 80'S / 90'S - REGGAE/DANCEHALL + MORE!] [Krunk residents: Cam One, Dave Nada, Ragz and Tittsworth! ] Singapore Bistro UPDATED SOUND!! (Mackie and now TURBOSOUND!), TWO BLOCKS from FARRAGUT NORTH METRO, three levels and the relaxed Krunk created vibe that SoBe once provided. Singapore Bistro 1134 19th St NW DC Each and every FRIDAY, 11pm - 3am Directions including metro: http://tittsworth.com/dir Questions? Comments? Feedback? e-mail: jessetittsworth@hotmail.com

Don't sleep on this one!! Big Big night between the FREE SHOTS for the ladies, XM + WPGC reppin', Jason Koitz's DJ DEBUT and of course, W-W-WINTERMAN!!!! Remember, if the 20% chance of rain materialize, there's a very convenient garage right across from Singapore that'll let you park all night for the cost of a drink! Cheers!

Friday, April 8th: ALL LADIES WITH ACTIVE UNIVERSITY OF MARYLAND COLLEGE ID: FREE ADMISSION !! EACH AND EVERY LADY WITH STAMPED KRUNK FLYER: FREE SHOT!! LADIES, HAVE YOUR FLYER STAMPED AT THE DOOR FOR A FREE SHOT!! Not even April Showers kept us down last week! Thanks to urry1 who kept the Ragz CD Release so live!! Brace yourselves for this week... ON THIS VERY SPECIAL EVENING... DJ PMD (XM RADIO - WPGC - WMUC) We are proud to announce the Krunk debut of PMD!! This XM Radio personality and once WPGC affiliated selector perfectly blends the golden era gems you love so much (as illustrated on his XM Radio show) with the commercial splashes and guilty pleasures one can't help but yearn for! Whether it's from the Soul Controllers, PGC or his University of Maryland radio show, if you haven't experienced PMD style hiphop yet, FRIDAY WILL BE YOUR OPPORTUNITY TO CHECK HIM OUT LIVE!! WINTERMAN http://www.winternett.com If you don't know about Moe, you're an asshole! One of the hardest working and firmest Krunk supporters of ALL TIME, this DNB turned reggae/dancehall badbwoy drops only the hottest plates for DC hotspots! Drawing from a strong background in grassroots support, Big Moe's sets show maturity, diversity and of course, crowd-maddening selection! Ladies Love Big Moe and come Friday, you'll understand why! DJ DEBUT!!! Jason Koitz aka Lefty 4 Fingers! The man, nah, better yet, the alcoholic's nirvana and liquid legend from South Beach, JASON KOITZ AKA Lefty 4-Fingers makes his Krunk DEEJAYING DEBUT after many years of hard work behind the scenes and bar. Show up EARLY as to NOT MISS this RARE opportunity to enjoy the new drink specials (see below) under his soulful backdrop and build to an amazing evening! NEW KRUNK DRINK SPECIALS!! $4 Bud Light $5 Vodka + Red Bulls $5 for *TWO* Kamikaze Shots!! $5 Imported Beer $5 Rail Mix Drinks $6 SoCo Lime Shot $7 SoCo & Coke $7 Captain & Coke $7 Amaretto Sour $7 Absolut drinks (all variations) $7 Jaeger BOMB shot ($10 for the drink) $8 Hennessey & Coke $9 Greg Goose drinks DO NOT MISS IT! 18+ w/ ID and only $5 to get in! FREE SHOT FOR LADIES THIS WEEK!! FREE ADMISSION FOR UMD LADIES THIS WEEK!! $7 parking garage located right across the street! Only 2 blocks from Farragut North Metro! Open until 3 am ! * * * * * PICS FROM LAST WEEK: http://www.tittsworth.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=1874 * * * * * HIPHOP - CLUB - 80'S / 90'S - REGGAE/DANCEHALL + MORE! Krunk residents: Cam One, Dave Nada, Ragz and Tittsworth! Singapore Bistro UPDATED SOUND!! (Mackie and now TURBOSOUND!), TWO BLOCKS from FARRAGUT NORTH METRO, three levels and the relaxed Krunk created vibe that SoBe once provided. Singapore Bistro 1134 19th St NW DC Directions including metro: http://tittsworth.com/dir Questions? Comments? Feedback? e-mail: jessetittsworth@hotmail.com

We hope you will take advantage of the wonderful weather and join us for a very special Krunk! We have the highly anticipated DJ Ragz / Jazz Addicts CD Release, MoCo's Finest, DJ NASIAN helping to celebrate NEPTUNE'S BIRTHDAY AND we can't forget about the Tittsworth Booty House/Club session on the drunken night cap tip!! Cuz it's Friday, come 6pm you ain't got no job... and you got Krunkin' to do!! Can't wait, Titts!

my granmama gave me dat chain!

What's your poison? NEW KRUNK BAR SPECIALS!! NEW KRUNK BAR SPECIALS!! NEW KRUNK BAR SPECIALS!! $4 Bud Light $5 Vodka + Red Bulls $5 *TWO* Kamikaze Shots $5 Imported Beer $5 Rail Mix Drinks $6 SoCo Lime Shot $7 SoCo & Coke $7 Captain & Coke $7 Amaretto Sour $7 Absolut drinks (all variations) $7 Jaeger BOMB shot ($10 for the drink) $8 Hennessey & Coke $9 Greg Goose drinks

3/28/05 - WPFW 89.3FM - DeCipher w/ special guest DJ Tittsworth The Roots - Silent Treatment (Kelo's mix) DJ Jazzy Jeff & Fresh Prince - Parents Just Don't Understand Pete Rock feat. Denosh & CL Smooth - It's A Love Thing Groove Theory - Tell Me Queen Latifah - U.N.I.T.Y. Jump Around Tease (Pete Rock Remix) Skee-lo - I Wish Heavy D - Mr. Big Stuff A Tribe Called Quest - Footprints Zhané - Hey Mr. DJ The J.B.'s - Pass the Peas T.R.O.Y. Instrumental *Tease* Salt-N-Pepa - Shake Yo' Thang Queen Latifah feat. De La Soul - Mama Gave Birth to the Soul Children Monie Love - It's A Shame De La + Mark Ronson "Ooh Wee" *Tease* De La Soul - Keepin' the Faith De La Soul - Me, Myself & I (Oblapos mode) J.T. and the Big Family - Moments In Soul Hard Drive - Deep Inside Eastern Motors Theme (DJ Tittsworth Remix) Sardines (DJ Tittsworth Remix) DOWNLOAD HERE: (right click, save target as, point to desktop) http://tittsworth.com/audio/tittsworth_wpfw032805.mp3

Friday, April 1st APRIL FOOLS KRUNK!!! RAGZ ADDICTS!! CD RELEASE!! LATE NITE BOOTY TITTS!! MoCo'S FINEST NASIAN!! Steam rollin' into you spring, Krunk presents a Friday full of foolish debauchery and drunken mischief!!! There's ALOT going on and we hope that you bring you digital camera and cab fare for this one!! THE DJ RAGZ DANCERS !!! JAZZ ADDIXXX CD RELEASE !!! You heard it right... Dj Ragz DANCERS, cats comin in from coast-to-coast (like space ghost), the CD release and turntable induced INSANITY by this DMC bad boy! Expect to hear a few cuts off of this AMAZING side project (CD COPIES and GEAR AVAILABLE FRIDAY!) before this Krunk Champ launches into his usual turntablism and party stompin fury!! LATE NIGHT BOOTY BOOTY TITTSWORTH !!! Back by popular demand, the late night Tittsworth booty bass set!! Featuring an onslaught of hot original remixes (Eastern Motors, Sardines and more surprises!!) and alllllllll the perverted uptempo beats to make that make that booty get LOOOOOOOW!!!! ARE YOU LISTENIN' MAAAAN? DJ NASIAN !! MOCO HERO !! ORANGE BALL BANDIT Whether it's from checking him at his Orange Ball residency (Rockville), his various gigs in and out of MoCo or some mo' ish, you know him one way or another!! :wink: Make sure you represent this hometown hero and his impeccable ability to blend the commercial with the underground, lacing party breaks and sharp scratching, our boy NASIAN was a LONG TIME COMING! DO NOT MISS HIS KRUNKED UP DEBUT!!!!! DO NOT MISS IT! 18+ and only FIVE BUCKS FOR THIS MADNESS!!! * * * * * PICS FROM LAST WEEK: http://tittsworth.com/images/2005/krunk0325/index.htm * * * * * [HIPHOP - B-MORE CLUB - 80'S - 90'S - REGGAE/DANCEHALL + MORE!] Krunk residents: Cam One, Dave Nada, Ragz and Tittsworth! - A mere $5 to get yo KRUNK ON!!! - $5 redbull and vodkas all night long!!! - $7 parking garage located across the street! - Only 2 blocks from Farragut North Metro! - Hours of operation: 11pm - 3am - 18 to motion, 21 to potion Singapore Bistro features proper sound, a two block walk from FARRAGUT NORTH METRO, three levels and the relaxed Krunk created vibe that SoBe once provided. MoCo heads, $7 parking across the street and it's only a $25 cab ride from Bethesda! Krunk is each and every FRIDAY at Singapore Bistro 1134 19th St NW DC Directions including metro: http://tittsworth.com/dir Questions? Comments? Feedback? mailto:jessetittsworth@hotmail.com

It's rainy, Monday and you're likely hung-over, tired or both. What a PERFECT opportunity to tune into **89.3 FM** WPFW for DJ TITTSWORTH on the DECIPHER radio show! If you haven't heard, Decipher is a hot new alternative to commercial hip hop radio - 5 nights, 5 crews, 1 show. Each weeknight will feature its own crew of hosts and DJs offering listeners a wide variety of skills and sounds while providing something to DC radio that can not be found anywhere else!! I'll be dropping hip-hop, up-tempo classics and some VERY SPECIAL TITTSWORTH REMIXES towards the end!! Listen from 11pm-midnight on 89.3 FM *OR* ONLINE at http://www.wpfw.org ALSO, HEADS UP on another BLAZIN' KRUNK THIS WEEKEND!! THIS FRIDAY ONLY, KRUNK WILL FEATURE THE OFFICIAL DJ RAGZ ADDICTS CD-RELEASE! NUFF HOT HOT HOT RAGZ recordings, gear, etc will be available!! RAGZ DANCERS in EFFECT and RAGZ HIMSELF rockin' decks alongside MoCo Hero DJ NASIAN and the late night TITTSWORTH BOOTY CLUB SET!! You KNOW how we bring it-bring it-bring it on the CLUB TIP!! DO NOT SLEEP ON THIS MONSTER FOLKS!! * * * * * * * KRUNK PICS: http://tittsworth.com/images/2005/krunk0318/index.htm http://www.tittsworth.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=1803 http://tittsworth.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=8838#8838 * * * * * * * Krunk residents: Cam One, Dave Nada, Ragz and Tittsworth! Krunk info: - A mere $5 to get yo KRUNK ON!!! - $5 redbull and vodkas all night long!!! - $7 parking garage located across the street! - Only 2 blocks from Farragut North Metro! - Hours of operation: 11pm - 3am - 18 to motion, 21 to potion Singapore Bistro features proper sound, a two block walk from FARRAGUT NORTH METRO, three levels and the relaxed Krunk created vibe that SoBe once provided. MoCo heads, $7 parking across the street and it's only a $25 cab ride from Bethesda! Singapore Bistro = 1134 19th St NW DC Directions including metro: http://tittsworth.com/dir Questions? Comments? Feedback? mailto:jessetittsworth@hotmail.com

tonight's the night! cats are AMPED over the bday madness!! + eurok and ragz? IT'S ON!!!!!!!!

mustard head after party bunn says don't sleep on friday!! if you miss it: