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don't miss the krunk blow out!!

S A T U R D A Y , D E C 4 t h, 2 0 0 4 FINALLY KRUNK This Saturday will be the FINAL KRUNK at South Beach, Bethesda. You heard it right, after a year and a half, the 'only spot in MoCo that serves up top DJs, massive drinks live performances, and open mic' will leave its place of origin. Having proudly served DC metro hip-hop w/ a shot and a smile, to say memories were made and families were bonded would be a gross understatement. We started (almost as a joke) well over a year ago as the self proclaimed bruise of Bethesda, with a busted PA and a few hopes. With your help, we quickly redefined what a GOOD TIME REALLY meant in 301. Despite concrete strength and support in recent weeks, we feel that in order to best serve our patrons it will be necessary to find a new home. Events of great magnitude are in the works and this brief downtime (perhaps for you but not for us) shall greatly assist us in spring-boarding the next best conquest. A thousand thanks to every MC, open mic vocalist, DJ and turntablist, loyal Krunker and fellow drunkard. It's only the thoughts of a lucrative near future that make it so bearable to step away from such an unbelievable past. Stay up to date, because if you know Titts, you know, "I never sleep, cause sleep is the cousin of death. I ain't the type of brother made for you to start testin.'" I THOUGHT about scrounging up the residents to do one last blast but it wouldn't seem right with Dave in Equator, plus we'd rather spend time with fam! So we'll continue with our regularly scheduled program for one last time a la SoBe. Celebrate our departure alongside legendaries... T*E*C*K : Having managed, purchased for and acquired the Baltimore location of Joe's Record Paradise, the term "IMPECCABLE SELECTION" doesn't even seem appropriate enough. Educated Consumers, ResiNation, T.K., Iridium, Chemical Dependent, only a few of the impressive names among the skilled lyricists fortunate enough to have shined with T*E*C*K* productions. However tonight, we offer you a very special treat... a rare occasion to experience the man on the SOLO TIP. Needing no introduction but deserving of every hard earned word... do NOT miss this one. BLAKE 9 : Continuing the night's theme of those just as talented behind the decks as in the studio, we proudly present Blake 9. Forthcoming production for Time Machine, Mr. Nine gladly helps bring Krunk to its next chapter with classic plates and underground gems (with occasional sprinkles of commercial goodness for a perfect holiday seasoning). Blake9 steps out of the studio where he's working on the release of Deluxe Laminated (The second 12inch offering from Nine:Fifteen) and his new mix cd Vol.5. We hope that you will join us this Saturday as we say GOODBYE to South Beach and HELLO to succession and progression... Please make sure you're signed up to our e-mail list (hit jesse@tittsworth.com if you're not) and watch for sparks! Please feel free to leave your comments on the forum (http://tittsworth.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=1605). Much love, Titts !!! Get KRUNK this FINAL Saturday !!! - Free admission - Drink specials & more for MEMBERS ONLY (sign up for the forum to take advantage) - Sign up for the e-mail list to stay informed! jesse@tittsworth.com to sub - Open mic from 10:30 pm-12 midnight (crowd depending) - Late nite MENU for REAL EATS - Covered SMOKING SECTION available - 21+ w/ photo ID - Hours: 10:30 pm to 2:30 am - Only 10 mins from DC! - Directions including metro: http://tittsworth.com/sobe.htm - Free parking in front of Saphire (7940 Woodmont) For press, pictures, weekly line-ups and more, please visit: http://www.tittsworth.com

tonight. get yo freak on.

sabzi from seattle, hot hot beats!! blest f/ live band! don't misss this one!!!!

yeah, uh, no offense, but i think i run like THE only non-embarassing night in moco. krunk saturdays ( info: www.tittsworth.com ). i've been to polyesters on a couple occasions against my will and it was *NOT* pretty (in both locations). best of luck.. peace, titts

KRUNK URRY SATURDAY @ SOUTH BEACH (a mere 10 mins from DC in the heart of Bethesda) 7904 Woodmont Ave - Bethesda, MD Metro accessible! "There's only one spot in Montgomery County that consistently serves up top hip-hop DJs; massive, inexpensive mixed drinks; live performances; and an open mi©: Krunk..." -Fritz and Rhome (washingtonpost.com) !! Dance to Seattle's Finest, enjoy the Blest LP release & the live band !! THANKFULLY KRUNK!! Don't miss the Thanksgiving Krunk Jump-Off, this Sat, Nov. 27th! Anyone who remembers last year's Thanksgiving MADNESS knows we have GREAT expectations for this weekend, and have a lot to be thankful for! We've got a very special line-up in store for you including a rare visit from the one and only DJ Sabzi from Seattle, the Blest LP release (featuring his LIVE BAND!), an open mic, and Optimist + Titts keeping it extra Krunk!! There's something for everyone, so bring yo big ass out to Krunk and dance off those Thanksgiving calories!!! STRAIGHT FROM SEATTLE, KRUNK PRESENTS, DJ SABZI of BLUE SCHOLARS and esteemed weekly, JUICY!!! Do not miss this rare opportunity to dance your ass off to this talented West Coast turn table technician. Pulling from the so-called "middle-school" era of hip-hop with influences by the likes of A Tribe Called Quest, Pete Rock & CL Smooth, early Hieroglyphics and Pharcyde, Sabzi is a perfect fit for Krunk Thanksgiving madness! After years of listening to The Clash, Pete Rock, Jimi Hendrix, and the Mad Caddies, Sabzi's eclectic production is equally infectious without conforming to the mold that dominates most hip-hop today!! BLEST RELEASE f/ LIVE BAND! Recovering from a hell of a birthday weekend, our man Blest has been stockpiling top notch material for this very special unveiling of his solo LP! No stranger to many-a-impressive open mic session at Krunk, Blest will be appearing in RARE FORM this SATURDAY with his FULL ON BAND! Do NOT sleep on this rising MoCo and Krunk revered star! Please show up early to ensure you may reserve your copy of his long anticipated solo release! And of course, what would a Thanksgiving Krunk be without your thankful founders, Optimst and Titts. Defining the very meaning of Krunk, catch the forefathers dominate the open mic and weave Krunk sets of insanity from open to close. With only the hottest wax and rhymes, never underestimate the potential for these two to really get the party started right!! !!! Get KRUNK each and every Saturday !!! - Free admission - Drink specials & more for MEMBERS ONLY (sign up for the forum to take advantage) - Sign up for the e-mail list to stay informed! jesse@tittsworth.com to sub - Open mic from 10:30 pm-12 midnight (crowd depending) - Late nite MENU for REAL EATS - Covered SMOKING SECTION available - 21+ w/ photo ID - Hours: 10:30 pm to 2:30 am - Only 10 mins from DC! - Directions including metro: http://tittsworth.com/sobe.htm - Free parking in front of Saphire (7940 Woodmont) For press, pictures, weekly line-ups and more, please visit: http://www.tittsworth.com

KRUNK URRY SATURDAY @ SOUTH BEACH (a mere 10 mins from DC in the heart of Bethesda) 7904 Woodmont Ave - Bethesda, MD Metro accessible! "There's only one spot in Montgomery County that consistently serves up top hip-hop DJs; massive, inexpensive mixed drinks; live performances; and an open mi©: Krunk..." -Fritz and Rhome (washingtonpost.com) !! Dance to Seattle's Finest, enjoy the Blest LP release & the live band !! THANKFULLY KRUNK!! Don't miss the Thanksgiving Krunk Jump-Off, this Sat, Nov. 27th! Anyone who remembers last year's Thanksgiving MADNESS knows we have GREAT expectations for this weekend, and have a lot to be thankful for! We've got a very special line-up in store for you including a rare visit from the one and only DJ Sabzi from Seattle, the Blest LP release (featuring his LIVE BAND!), an open mic, and Optimist + Titts keeping it extra Krunk!! There's something for everyone, so bring yo big ass out to Krunk and dance off those Thanksgiving calories!!! STRAIGHT FROM SEATTLE, KRUNK PRESENTS, DJ SABZI of BLUE SCHOLARS and esteemed weekly, JUICY!!! Do not miss this rare opportunity to dance your ass off to this talented West Coast turn table technician. Pulling from the so-called "middle-school" era of hip-hop with influences by the likes of A Tribe Called Quest, Pete Rock & CL Smooth, early Hieroglyphics and Pharcyde, Sabzi is a perfect fit for Krunk Thanksgiving madness! After years of listening to The Clash, Pete Rock, Jimi Hendrix, and the Mad Caddies, Sabzi's eclectic production is equally infectious without conforming to the mold that dominates most hip-hop today!! BLEST RELEASE f/ LIVE BAND! Recovering from a hell of a birthday weekend, our man Blest has been stockpiling top notch material for this very special unveiling of his solo LP! No stranger to many-a-impressive open mic session at Krunk, Blest will be appearing in RARE FORM this SATURDAY with his FULL ON BAND! Do NOT sleep on this rising MoCo and Krunk revered star! Please show up early to ensure you may reserve your copy of his long anticipated solo release! And of course, what would a Thanksgiving Krunk be without your thankful founders, Optimst and Titts. Defining the very meaning of Krunk, catch the forefathers dominate the open mic and weave Krunk sets of insanity from open to close. With only the hottest wax and rhymes, never underestimate the potential for these two to really get the party started right!! !!! Get KRUNK each and every Saturday !!! - Free admission - Drink specials & more for MEMBERS ONLY (sign up for the forum to take advantage) - Sign up for the e-mail list to stay informed! jesse@tittsworth.com to sub - Open mic from 10:30 pm-12 midnight (crowd depending) - Late nite MENU for REAL EATS - Covered SMOKING SECTION available - 21+ w/ photo ID - Hours: 10:30 pm to 2:30 am - Only 10 mins from DC! - Directions including metro: http://tittsworth.com/sobe.htm - Free parking in front of Saphire (7940 Woodmont) For press, pictures, weekly line-ups and more, please visit: http://www.tittsworth.com

KRUNK URRY SATURDAY @ SOUTH BEACH (a mere 10 mins from DC in the heart of Bethesda) 7904 Woodmont Ave - Bethesda, MD Metro accessible! "There's only one spot in Montgomery County that consistently serves up top hip-hop DJs; massive, inexpensive mixed drinks; live performances; and an open mi©: Krunk..." -Fritz and Rhome (washingtonpost.com) !! Dance to Seattle's Finest, enjoy the Blest LP release & the live band !! THANKFULLY KRUNK!! Don't miss the Thanksgiving Krunk Jump-Off, this Sat, Nov. 27th! Anyone who remembers last year's Thanksgiving MADNESS knows we have GREAT expectations for this weekend, and have a lot to be thankful for! We've got a very special line-up in store for you including a rare visit from the one and only DJ Sabzi from Seattle, the Blest LP release (featuring his LIVE BAND!), an open mic, and Optimist + Titts keeping it extra Krunk!! There's something for everyone, so bring yo big ass out to Krunk and dance off those Thanksgiving calories!!! STRAIGHT FROM SEATTLE, KRUNK PRESENTS, DJ SABZI of BLUE SCHOLARS and esteemed weekly, JUICY!!! Do not miss this rare opportunity to dance your ass off to this talented West Coast turn table technician. Pulling from the so-called "middle-school" era of hip-hop with influences by the likes of A Tribe Called Quest, Pete Rock & CL Smooth, early Hieroglyphics and Pharcyde, Sabzi is a perfect fit for Krunk Thanksgiving madness! After years of listening to The Clash, Pete Rock, Jimi Hendrix, and the Mad Caddies, Sabzi's eclectic production is equally infectious without conforming to the mold that dominates most hip-hop today!! BLEST RELEASE f/ LIVE BAND! Recovering from a hell of a birthday weekend, our man Blest has been stockpiling top notch material for this very special unveiling of his solo LP! No stranger to many-a-impressive open mic session at Krunk, Blest will be appearing in RARE FORM this SATURDAY with his FULL ON BAND! Do NOT sleep on this rising MoCo and Krunk revered star! Please show up early to ensure you may reserve your copy of his long anticipated solo release! And of course, what would a Thanksgiving Krunk be without your thankful founders, Optimst and Titts. Defining the very meaning of Krunk, catch the forefathers dominate the open mic and weave Krunk sets of insanity from open to close. With only the hottest wax and rhymes, never underestimate the potential for these two to really get the party started right!! !!! Get KRUNK each and every Saturday !!! - Free admission - Drink specials & more for MEMBERS ONLY (sign up for the forum to take advantage) - Sign up for the e-mail list to stay informed! jesse@tittsworth.com to sub - Open mic from 10:30 pm-12 midnight (crowd depending) - Late nite MENU for REAL EATS - Covered SMOKING SECTION available - 21+ w/ photo ID - Hours: 10:30 pm to 2:30 am - Only 10 mins from DC! - Directions including metro: http://tittsworth.com/sobe.htm - Free parking in front of Saphire (7940 Woodmont) For press, pictures, weekly line-ups and more, please visit: http://www.tittsworth.com

tonight. jump on it.

Flex Math, Seez Mics, K-Crome, Blest, Optimst Rhymz, Tittsworth, Saturday Saturday Saturday. Don't miss this one!!

Also this Saturday will be the official BLEST b-day JAM!!! It's ON!!

KRUNK URRY SATURDAY @ SOUTH BEACH (a mere 10 mins from DC in the heart of Bethesda) 7904 Woodmont Ave - Bethesda, MD Metro accessible! "There's only one spot in Montgomery County that consistently serves up top hip-hop DJs; massive, inexpensive mixed drinks; live performances; and an open mi©: Krunk..." -Fritz and Rhome (washingtonpost.com) SAT.NOV.20.2004 | KRUNK and TITTSWORTH.COM Present ... OPTIMST INVITATIONAL f/ FLEX MATHEWS and MORE OPTIMST INVITATIONAL Krunk proudly presents the debut of O.P.T. Rhymz' INVITE ONLY freestyle session. As an ongoing series, we will invite only DC's strongest improvisational MC talent ever to touch mics in Bethesda. Only the hottest will bless and who better to start it off right than SeezMics, K-Crom(e), Blest, Flex Math, and of course Optimst Rhymz. Please please please, somebody, anybody, remind me to rock my minidisc recorder for this one!! Unparalleled lyrical excellence in the making!! Do NOT MISS THIS ONE!! COME ONE, COME ALL. FLEX MATHEWS aka "The Outta Work Super Hero" hails from Sioux Falls , South Dakota . No stranger to lyrical acrobatics, this freestyle champ stitches together airtight vocals in the written and improvisational sense. Currently featured on " School of Emceeing ,†his efforts have been ranked in the Shotgun Review board. Mr. Math has been seen on the infamous Warped Tour and is no stranger to local venues such as U-Turn Bar, Velvet Lounge, Club Five, Ben 'N' Moes, and Capital City Records at Friday Night Tru Skool. Flex has opened for well-established rap artist such as Das Efx, Breez Evaflowen, Poison Pen, Immortal Technique, Grand Agents, Camp Lo , Tajai from Souls of Mischief, and he showcased the art of free styling at the KRS-ONE nine elements show. Before he started performing his written material, Flex Mathews built a local reputation by entering as many rap competitions as possible. Flex Mathews is a 2x and still reigning Guerilla Grammar battle champion, 8 time battle champion for H.E.R., and 3 time plus current reigning of Tru Skool's Rip The Mic Battle. "Flex Mathews brings back a style of Hip-Hop that is long forgotten and I'm not ashamed to call him a true MC." -Krayola of the Thirteenth Floor HUNG OVER CREW. Seen profiling here with a big bag of greasy Fat Burgers, a Steele Reserve deuce deuce and some cheap champagne, the soon to be Hung-Over Crew (aka Jason K and Jesse Titts) had to rep Krunk, especially in Vegas. Masters of their respective crafts... catch Titts on the decks making your dancing shoes scream, only to take brief breaks to the bar so that Jason may do the same to your liver. Back by popular demand (THANKS for making last week so live urry1!), Titts will be pulling only the best in old and new hip-hop, B-more club, 80's embarrassments and much much more! Feeling adventurous? Find J at the bar and ask for a personalized shot! OPTEEZY REMEEZY. Besides ripping the open mic to pieces, O.P.T. spins the hottest reggae, rnb and hip-hop, and of course, Jackson driven grooves. Show up early and watch him blaze the decks with the ultimate in funk and soul, proving his ability to master many trades. 10:30 is when the party starts and mic acrobatics will partake at 11:30 (midnight at the latest, crowd depending. !!! Get KRUNK each and every Saturday !!! - Free admission - Drink specials & more for MEMBERS ONLY (sign up for the forum to take advantage) - Sign up for the e-mail list to stay informed! jesse@tittsworth.com to sub - Open mic from 10:30 pm-12 midnight (crowd depending) - Late nite MENU for REAL EATS - Covered SMOKING SECTION available - 21+ w/ photo ID - Hours: 10:30 pm to 2:30 am - Only 10 mins from DC! - Directions including metro: http://tittsworth.com/sobe.htm - Free parking in front of Saphire (7940 Woodmont) For press, pictures, weekly line-ups and more, please visit: http://www.tittsworth.com

!!! 10 reasons to not miss this Saturday's Krunk !!! 10. Still the tallest, strongest drinks around! 9. Open mic open mic open mic - speak yo clout! 8. Watch out for our bluelight specials (insane specials randomly announced) 7. Tittsworth got the ill 12"'s and 7"'s that make you blush f*****shly and dance uncontrollably 6. Still only 10 minutes from DC set in comfy candle lit loungy plushness 5. It's the ST/MIC and The Unknown ALBUM RELEASE PARTY!! 4. When was the last time you saw DMC caliber talent for FREE? 3. Krunk B-Day Jams got a rep to maintain... come show Terri Brown some love! 2. Did we mention that we're STILL FREE after a year of operation? 1. Because we're not just another local swordfight!

don't sleep on this one. ragz is NO JOKE and his last krunk show was well received and talked about for weeks

DJ Paceone and DJ Ragz: Dope Fiendz Urban Ambiance is proud to offer the ill Muzik Fiendz joint from 2001, Dope Fiendz. DJ Paceone and DJ Ragz rip the shit out of underground tracks by Eyedea, Akbar, J-Live, and Storm with plenty of ill scratch interludes. Well known on the east coast DJ scene, Paceone and Ragz deliver the goods... Dope Fiendz makes a great stocking stuffer any time of year! Reviews "[W]e have to give praise to the selection of songs, that is giving us a host of hot tunes, and we give props to the juggling, the scratching, two crafts the DJs seem to have mastered." - tadah, UrbanSmarts.com Order this album now! ($10.95) http://www.uaunderground.com/store/music.php

KRUNK is every Saturday @ South Beach 7904 Woodmont Ave / Bethesda, MD (10 mins from DC) SAT.NOV.13.2004 | KRUNK and TITTSWORTH.COM Present ... TURR BURN B-DAY JUMP OFF! with Ragz, ST/MIC, Unknown, Tittsworth and Optimst Rhymz! HAPPY B-DAY TURR!!! It's with utmost delight that we are able to host the very special birthday of our fam, our sis, our favorite horse clipper and glue truck chaser, TURR BURN (Terri Brown for the Balmer challenged). These days our girl stays busy between two jobs and keeping us crazy Swan Stream cats in check so you know she needs to blow off some birthday steam come Saturday. Please do not miss this opportunity to show one of MoCo's sweetest some love!! We love ya homegirl, but ooo wee that ain't fair, give that horsy back his hair!!! DMC FINALIST DJ RAGZ! The legendary RAGZ has opened for some of the biggest of names, Busta Rhymes, Heltah Skeltah, Mobb Deep, Black Star, Organized Konfusion, Company Flow and Biz Markie to name a few. Whether its his comprehensive collection that spans 15 years plus or his unbelievably ability to make your jaw drop by his technical turntable tricks and scratching, Dj Ragz grabs your attention and never lets go. Come check out this 1997 DMC battle finalist and 1999 Turntable Showdown champion, reppin' the Jazz Addixx, Embassy Click and Muzik Fiendz, the one, the only DJ RAGZ! His Krunk summer debut was talked about for weeks and our man KNOWS how to command a crowd to say the least. DO NOT MISS THIS!!! ST / MIC Truly the very definition of a renaissance man, ST/MIC effectively works the faders and decks just as thorough as the m.i.c. or Cubase V.S.T. This Saturday we proudly host the unveiling of Saint Mike's brand new lyrical AND production material! We proudly welcome back the hardest working man in Richmond, plus or minus a few pounds in scrap metal. We're glad to see our fam on his feet as not even surgery could keep ST out the studio!! UNKNOWN Some say he is the sixth element of hip hop, containing fundamentals of all five. Krunk proudly presents The Unknown, a new breed of producer, lyricist, recording engineer AND artist. Stemming from the outskirts of our Nation's Capitol, The Unknown has been revered as the Kevin Bacon of local hip hop... 'cuz somehow everyone has worked with him or knows someone who has. Uns versatility has him working with a range of different styles such as jazz, dnb, deep house, r&b, alternative and even scores for indie film. The potential of this artist is immense, mixed with the skills of recording, the ear for sound manipulation and the drive that will bring his legacy to the hearts of millions. the unknown was, is and always will be a permanent fixture in modern music culture... TITTS and O.P. RHYMZ Your Krunk founders will be warming up the crowd with the hottest wax of yesterday and today. From D.I.T.C. to D.O.double.G, Tittsworth and Alex Vert (aka Optimst Rhymz) provide you with the sharpest cuts, the most inspired wax, the wittiest rhymes and the strongest shots allowed in MoCo. Show up early (10:30-midnight) for the lyrics and beats perfect for soothing you into what will inevitably become KRUNK MADNESS!! !!! Get KRUNK each and every Saturday !!! - Free admission - The hottest live acts, DJ's and MC's - Drink specials & more for MEMBERS ONLY: - Sign up for the forum to take advantage! http://tittsworth.com/forum - Sign up for the e-mail list to stay informed! jesse@tittsworth.com to sub - Open mic from 10:30 pm-12 midnight - Consistently praised by Washington Post & more! - Late nite MENU for REAL after hour EATS! - Covered SMOKING SECTION available! - 21+ w/ photo ID - Hours: 10:30 pm to 2:30 am - Only 10 mins from DC! - Metro accessible! - South Beach = 7904 Woodmont Ave/ Bethesda,MD - Directions from Connecticut Ave / DC - Directions from I-495, 355 & others - Free parking in front of Saphire (7940 Woodmont) For press, pictures, weekly line-ups and more, please visit: http://www.tittsworth.com

Be the first to answer all 10 Krunk related riddles and I will make sure you need a designated driver for this Saturday.. 1. Which member of Tribe shares the same name as a prominent metal member? Which band? 2. What's a "hossa?" 3. Who will "put lead in ya ass and drink a cup of tea?" 4. Finsh the acronym, King Asiatic ... 5. "It was me, my true DJ Jerona, that would be my right hand man ????????" 6. Who said they'd "stuff my face to a funky beat" and 7. (RE: question #6) how much did it cost? 8. Which rapper thinks they can knock out Mike Tyson? 9. What's Jimbrowski wearin'? 10. Who's the black private dick That's a sex machine to all the chicks? You'll hear these artists and many many more come Saturday. We hope that you'll take the time to get it Krunk with us. I'll be dropping a late night set spanning the best in new and old hip-hop, classic party hits, touch of 80's, early 90's, B-more club and much much more. Of course before that we have the Man Meistro doing the reggae thang, in addition to uptempo, 80s, dance classics and funk on the cohesive air-tight mix tip. Add in the open mic hosted by Optimst Rhymz and the cheapest, tallest drinks in town and you know it's gonna be like that. Still keepin' it FREE after over a YEAR strong!!

KRUNK is every Saturday @ South Beach 7904 Woodmont Ave / Bethesda, MD (10 mins from DC) SATURDAY , NOV 6th There’s not a problem that I can’t fix Cause Titts can do it in the mix... FREE - FREE - FREE - FREE * LATE NITE TITTS SESSION + DANCE HALL + REGGAE by MEISTRO + OPEN MIC * What the deal is party people? Titts here, back from a somewhat hectic, therapeutic and very necessary vacation on the West Coast tip. After chalking up over 20 hours in the air, let’s just say I can’t WAIT to get it KRUNK for yall this weekend. Leaving no stacks unturned, I’ve been hitting vinyl piles of the physical and electronic form for weeks and this Saturday I will be unleashing a relentless onslaught of party hits, forgotten gems and guilty pleasures. The 45’s are getting broken out for this one… EXPECT THE ABSOLUTE BEST in Baltimore club, 80’s embarrassments, the hottest in underground and party-oriented hip-hop, golden era stormers, breaker friendly beats, you name it and I’m covering that tempo and style. You know how KRUNK DO, so don’t wear yo good shoes. Late night Titts sessions in FULL EFFECT… you know what time it is!! B-boys, b-girls, hip-hop heads, Balmer club freaks, dance hall honeys, open mic’ers and dance floor exciters, DO NOT MISS THIS SATURDAY!!! ALSO THIS VERY EVENING, MEISTRO will be adding his signature style of dance hall and reggae with a splash of top shelf hip-hop. From sexy mid-tempo Caribbean beats to hyper hip-hop and perverted B-more breaks, GET THE WORD OUT that THIS SATURDAY *KRUNK* will be *THE* spot for yo dancin’ needs. Add in our dangerously tall, strong and cheap drinks (GET IT KRUNK), the FREE COVER (abuse it while you can!), a widely recognized open mic (SPEAK YO CLOUT) and you’ve got a Krunk not to be forgotten.. inappropriate pics likely involved... ALSO THIS VERY EVENING... OPTIMST RHYMZ If you don't already have a copy of Op-teezy's new joint, BUG HIM EACH AND EVERY WEEK TIL YOU GET THE RECORDED HOTNESS. Having said that, I'm ecstatic to present the widely talented and co-Krunk founder as he blesses both mic and deck. Hosting the freestyle sessions, O.p. Baby drives you crazy with his Krunk caliber off the top rhyming ability.. and we've even taught him to down a tequila shot or two! OPEN MIC Show up early (11) to witness or partake in the poisonous paragraphs perfect for Krunk jump off. Keep it tight but civil. Bring a demo if you want a show. !!! Get KRUNK each and every Saturday !!! - Free admission - The hottest live acts, DJ's and MC's - Drink specials & more for MEMBERS ONLY: - Sign up for the forum to take advantage! http://tittsworth.com/forum - Sign up for the e-mail list to stay informed! jesse@tittsworth.com to sub - Open mic from 10:30 pm-12 midnight - Consistently praised by Washington Post & more! - Late nite MENU for REAL after hour EATS! - Covered SMOKING SECTION available! - 21+ w/ photo ID - Hours: 10:30 pm to 2:30 am - Only 10 mins from DC! - Metro accessible! - South Beach = 7904 Woodmont Ave/ Bethesda,MD - Directions from Connecticut Ave / DC - Directions from I-495, 355 & others - Free parking in front of Saphire (7940 Woodmont) For press, pictures, weekly line-ups and more, please visit: http://www.tittsworth.com

saturday, the freaks come out no doubt don't miss this one guys and ghouls.

KRUNK is every Saturday @ South Beach 7904 Woodmont Ave / Bethesda, MD (10 mins from DC) SATURDAY : OCTOBER 30, 2004 : TYPHOID-MARY.com HALLOWEEN BASH FREE - FREE - FREE - FREE HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!! What better way to spend your decadent, daylight saving extended hours than with the Typhoid-Mary girls! Our friends and firm Krunk supporters have been providing sinfully sensuous online entertainment and now it's our turn to launch their OFFICIAL website KRUNK STYLE. Order the exclusive BLOOD RED TYPHOID MARY SHOT at the bar and/or do ANY SHOOTER via a body shot off of ANY TYPHOID MODEL for a mere DOLLAR MORE (tips certainly encouraged!!). Show up early for the TYPHOID GIVEAWAYS (lubricants, panties, other unmentionables) and stay late cuz you know the 'freaks come out at night,' especially on HALLOWEEN! As mentioned, the Typhoid models will be joining us for this very special occasion and a surprise guest (perhaps shown in this pic?) will be making a SPECIAL DJ APPEARANCE on our WHEELS of STEEL! WINTERMAN Also this night, Krunk favorite WINTERMAN will be dropping the ILLEST in devious dancehall, the ampest hip-hop and his signature twist of dark DNB, perfect for your Halloween! It is our pleasure to present the Halloween WInterman set. Look for future WINTERNETT.com and KRUNK collabs, right around the corner! INDEETHOT and OPTIMIST RHYMZ Between these two staunch crate diggers, there shall be no Halloween classic left unturned! Jackson's Thriller and Nightmare on My Street are easy givens... no doubt what else our unsettling selectors have in store for us this week! Krunk ain't 'fraid of no ghost! TITTSWORTH Big Titts will be on the ones and twos, always warming up the crowd with ultimate hip-hop funk. Having recently redefined well-lit floors at Cubik/Nation, Club 5 and more, Tittsworth stays pleasing the dance-fond ear as well as the polished trainspotter. Drawing from the Krunkest in B-more club, classic hip-hop, RNB, golden era and more, Titts got that funk for yo mind and feet! Please sign up to the Tittsworth.com Newsletter if you have not already, so that you do not miss weekly updates on DJ gigs, the hottest club nights and more! E-mail jesse@tittsworth.com to sign up! OPEN MIC Show up early (11) to witness or partake in the poisonous paragraphs perfect for Krunk jump off. Keep it tight but civil. Bring a demo if you want a show, otherwise keep the cypha goin! -Stay up to date on events by joining the Krunk/Tittsworth.com newsletter: E-mail jesse@tittsworth.com !!! Get KRUNK each and every Saturday !!! - Free admission - The hottest live acts, DJ's and MC's - Drink specials & more for MEMBERS ONLY: - Sign up for the forum to take advantage! http://tittsworth.com/forum - Sign up for the e-mail list to stay informed! jesse@tittsworth.com to sub - Open mic from 10:30 pm-12 midnight - Consistently praised by Washington Post & more! - Late nite MENU for REAL after hour EATS! - Covered SMOKING SECTION available! - 21+ w/ photo ID - Hours: 10:30 pm to 2:30 am - Only 10 mins from DC! - Metro accessible! - South Beach = 7904 Woodmont Ave/ Bethesda,MD - Directions from Connecticut Ave / DC - Directions from I-495, 355 & others - Free parking in front of Saphire (7940 Woodmont) For press, pictures, weekly line-ups and more, please visit: http://www.tittsworth.com