If you must, I'm far from short and only wear sunglasses at night. I skip to the tunes of Armin Van Buren, Ferry Corsten, Pete Tong and occasionally Paula Abdul. I dont like import cars but I'm a victim of conformity. I like the look of tight levi's but with my stature, Rocawear is a better alternative for any JW shopper. As far as sex, paper please not plastic I lay great vengeance upon thee