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SUNDAY / 8pm - 2am / LUCKY BAR / FREE / SACRIFORCE

First of all, SACRIFORCE Secondly, TONGUE OUT!!! Tonight @ DC9 we look back fondly at the rockin side of the mid to late 80s when the likes of Lita Ford, Cinderella, Winger, Europe, LA Guns and Ratt cold ran things. We will also pay homage to their forefolk - the likes of AC/DC, Van Halen, and other silly ass cock-rockers. Maile and Sexy Fitsum will run thangs with Dex Dubious on nexts. The likes of Bryan, Bill and Vanessa will help ease your pain via booze. Big Chris will monitor and maintain peace. Or cause afflictions, I don't know, man it's up to you. Starts at 9pm or so. Then on Sunday, it's back to the grill again with standard SACRIFORCE biz @ Lucky Bar. FREE in both cases. SACRIFORCE

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Like we, I'm sure most of you were probably deeply affected by the events of last weekend. Anyone with eyes, ears and most of all a heart knows that we all lost a great American icon. But we at SACRIFORCE want you all to know that CREED's breakup won't ever affect the quality of metal we drop. Shoot, it never has; we hate those bamas. Join Maile and Sexy Fitsum this and every Sunday as we explore the limits of your patience and the latency of your musical ADD. We loves us some hip hop. We loves us some metal. As well as urrything outside and inbetween. Love is only love, love. U P C O M I N G on Wednesday June 16th @ DC9 SACRIFORCE presents TONGUE OUT!!! A celebration of hairmetal and cock rock gorgonzola and cheddar. Cinderella, White Lion, Loudness, Vixen you name it we play it. With guest Dex Dubious. S A C R I F O R C E

of SACRIFORCE Free tonight at Galaxy Hut in Arlingtown. Right acrost from Fresh Fields and them at 2711 Wilson Blvd You know the deal; 52 styles. From Maynard James to Miles to Motely to Manheim. Sexy Fitsum hosts troubled with and Lary One 'R' on bar control, running the finest finest public house in NoVA. Starts at 9pm. IN ONE WEEK prep up for TONGUE OUT @ DC9. Hairmetal like you wished had just ... just ... gone away and died already. Sexy Fitsum is oldest in charge with guest Sexy Dex Dubious from Sexy X-y M-zy Radio. S A C R I F O R C E

TONIGHT AT LUCKY BAR 8pm - 2am No Cover Metal Up and Boogie Down SACRIFORCE

S A C R I F O R C E # 5 1 This and every sunday @ Lucky Bar, 8pm til ? with Maile & Sexy Fitsum hosting. Come out and support dub music. And death metal. And hip hop, electro, fusion and synth pop. And funk and r&b. And IDM, and ... Lucky Bar has satellite tv sports, pool table, video games, patio, and Atkins-hostile menu til 11pm or so. U P C O M I N G P U R R A N C E S June 9 @ Galaxy Hut Top notch Arlington bar, great crowd. Good times. June 16 @ TONGUE OUT!!!@ DC9 Hair Metal, Cock Rock and F LI C K Y O U 2 DJ Sexy Fitsum with guest Dex Dubious C H E C K O U T SACRIFORCE Profile on Myspace.com Bug out to pics, read drunken blogs, download mp3's and bust the lyrics This Week's Tracks by Goatwhore, Deicide, Kanye West, Funkdoobiest. S A C R I F O R C E Send Comments | Join Mailing List | Book We

SACRIFORCE #50 TONIGHT @ SAINT EX I'm 50! I like to kick! And do the splits! I'm FIFTAAAAAY!!!!! 10pm -? SACRIFORCE

SACRIFORCE #49 Tonight 1221 Connecticut Ave between M and N 8pm - ? METAL UP

Tonight 8-10 mellowed 10-2 metalled

This 48th ep of SACRIFORCE is so special, dun. Lucky Bar is now officially our new home, taking DuPont Circle's "Golden Triangle" one step closer to becoming D.C.'s "Scarlet Pentagram".We rock this Sunday. We rock every Sunday, 8pm to 2am Also, big up Pierce McManus, the whole Assrockers, Wooly Mammoth and the good Rockwell Jones for putting on one bitchin show at last surrday's DC ROCK CITY. And a billion thanks to Warehouse Next Door folk Denman, Matt, and especially Emily - who gets a shout in this week's Washington City Paper -"I Saw You" section - for facilitatin like a mug. So ... new week, same sh1t: metal, hip hop, dub, fusion, easy listening, disco, electro, and so on. Same folk: Sexy Fitsum and Maile the Hammer in the back bar with surrious taps, 22 tv's and 2 big screens of sports, sopranos, and SACRIGANDA. Plus video games, pool, high cholesetrol snackins and full-on meals. See Lucky Bar at 1221 Connecticut Ave NW neatly misplaced between Dragonfly and 1223. YO - On June 16th, SACRIFORCE and DC9 bring you Tongue Out: An evening of hairmetal, cock rock and F LI C K you too. PRAISE SATAN. DIG SACRIFORCE.

SACRIFORCE#47 Tonight @ Lucky Bar

I have a feeling tonight is going to sell the fuck out. Come early if you're comin.

DC ROCK CITY Four score and hibberty hobberty issues ago, the Washington City Paper ran a deeply retarded cover piece declaring D.C unfit to produce real rock bands. According to the article, real rockers eat red meat, do drugs on top of drugs and possess an arsenal of at-will and on-call bitches. Instead, D.C. rockers are mostly Fugazi-clones, sonically, politically, whatever-ally. Thankfully, The Assrockers' Pierce Macmanus was also reading said article and this Saturday May 15 at the Warehouse Next Door, his band, Rockwell Jones, Wooly Mammoth and your sexy mang will prove that woeful editorial wrong. I mean, wrongy. DC Rock City @ The Warehouse Next Door *1017 7th Str NW WDC - On 7th street east side, between M and N streets $7 8pm DJ Sexy Fitsum 9:15pm Rockwell Jones 10pm Dj Sexy Fitsum 10:30pm The Assrockers 11:30 DJ Sexy Fitsum Midnight Wooly Mammoth 1am DJ Sexy Fitsum DC ROCK CITY SACRIFORCE #47 You know the deal. This sunday just like err sunday: Lucky Bar, from 8pm - 2am. The Hammer known as Maile will return from her Perfect Cricle tour in Atlanta in time to host you with swill and chat. While shorty in the dj booth will produce opposite effect - spite, loathing, and meh-tull. Together we provide balance. Plus we got patio, pool table, video game, international and U.S. soccer on many many a-t.v., and SACRO-HYPNOSIS on the big screen. Lucky Bar is at 1221 Connecticut Ave, east side on Connecticut between M and N streets. SUPPORT LOCAL DEVIL MUSIC, OK?

TONIGHT Geh Tup! Geh Toh Nup!

SACRIFORCE. Once again this and every sunday at Lucky Bar, from 8-2, from Mellow to Metal. Meaning that- Goregoth sabretooth eskimo -metal. That- let the bird rot for a year outside your hut before you eat it -metal. If it's good enough for Drew, it's good enough for you. Lucky Bar is at 1221 Connecticut Avenue NW. Maile "The Hammer" & Sexy Fitsum are your hosts. Come rock with. And don't sleep on this one $7 for 3 bands and 1 sexy bastard check ( http://dcrockcity.org ) sacriforce #46 ( http://sacriforce.com )

First, a quick review SACRIFORCE#43 @ DC9 - Incredible. Period. Representing Evil Bad Evil. SACRIFORCE#44 @ Lucky Bar - Drew Barrymore was in the house, no diggety. And she loveded it. Tonight, your horse(-of-course)man Sexy Fitsum brings the 1 year anniversary tour to a scream-filled, gurgling end with SACRIFORCE#45 at the old Cafe Saint Ex. Your Sexy Main brings also some rotgut and an extended hangover so consider this a no-request night. Unless you're paying. You paying? Ok, no request night then. Saint -Ex is at the southeast corner of 14th and T St NW, D.o.C. The gza starts at 10pm In addition, please bust ( http://dcrockcity.org ). Can't stop. Won't stop. Nyukku. SACRIFORCE

I know ... but just that's the way it is: 12 months 42 events 5 different venues 1 new partner Thusly gwan the story of SACRIFORCE In mourning, the horse of force is spittin up food, screamin, and bitin nips like any old infant bastard ought; driving mammas crazy and dads to bassism. If you can't beat em, shoot em then join em bc they shoot back now. SACRIFORCE#43 EvilBadEvil.com's MayDay Mayhem Saturday May 1 @ DC9 - 1940 9th St NW, below U St. west side 4 bands, 6 dj's, tattoing, piercing, custom chopper giveaway and dirty ass fashion show. Dirty, I tell you. $15, nukka SACRIFORCE#44 Sunday, May 2 @ Lucky Bar - 1221 Connecticut Ave NW, below N St. east side Your Maitress-Barkeep Maile "The Hammer" will be out chasing Maynard James Keenan at the Patriot Center for a few hours before coming thru round midnight with too much posse. Be kind to the substiture bartender. Emphasis on tender; she don't know. Plus pool, video games and SACRIFORCE TV. $Free SACRIFORCE#45 Monday, May 3 @ Cafe Saint Ex - 1847 14th St NW, southeast corner of 14th & T Just Sexy Fitsum, no trivia night. plenty SACRIFORCE TV. $Free Questions? Holler at yr Horse

come drink enjoy - music's nice. who's spinni.....oh......!*&% that #*!@ drink - bartender's cute teevees - whoa, hypnotize drink bathroom - go, p, snort, wash, mirror, return drink teevees - huh? on blur drink alley - go, p, puff, no wash, return mount stool - miss, remount, blurrrrrr drink grab bartender - pain, sharp, tap out "You a'ight, dog?" drink - all good, slaps on baxxx enjoy leave - cab, walk, drive, ride, wait typical Monday cancelled Ruining it for everyone for almost 12 months straight sacriforce sundays@ Lucky bar, DC. 8pm -2am mellow to metal in 6 hours flat, my nigga #42 SACRIFORCE

... has never been easier. All's you gotta do is SACRIFORCE at Lucky Bar 1221 Connecticutt Ave NW This and every Sunday from 8pm -2am proudly sporting an entire weekend's medley of bar-musk, and a Stairway to Bathroom that's left suckas in neckbraces reclined pon EMT cot. I seen it like a Zenith, folks. Maile "The Hammer" Thompson is Domina @ Bar and co-selectress. You are guaranteed to crawl out blind screaming on bleedy hands and knees from strong drink and good chat. Your ADDj Sexy Fitsum will run sound and SACRIFORCE TV Pool table, video games, and crrrazy soccer on 20-odd tvs Plus rad food at radder prices. #41 ( SACRIFORCE ) buggishdruggish

TONIGHT AT LUCKY BAR METAL UP