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SACRIFORCE#39 @ Zuccahbar Saturday April 10 1841 Columbia Rd NW, next door to Mantis no metal, stictly sexy dance sound SACRIFORCE#40 @ Lucky Bar Sunday April 11 1221 Connecticutt Ave NW Maile "The Hammer" Thompson is your Host and Barmistress Sexy Fitsum is your selector nuff metal, videogames, pool and tv's everywhere micromixes, directions and an approximation of "Hail Satan" in arabic available SACRIFORCE ( http://sacriforce.com )

Sacriforce#38 tonight at Cafe Saint Ex - 14th & T streets NW - trivia night vs Sexy Fitsum and sacriforce tv - no cover also*********************************** Sacriforce#39 this Saturday @ Zuccahbar - 1841 Columbia Rd NW, next door to Mantis - No metal, strictly sexy-dance riddim - $5 at the door - Did I mention sexy-dance riddim? SACRIFORCE rocks the ass and hips off Lucky Bar every sunday from 8pm -2am - your host Maile "The Hammer" Thompson @ bar - Sexy Fitsum on sound control and television - no friggin cover finally********************************* Keep an eye out for the EvilBadEvil party @ DC9 on May 1 and the DC Rock City megafest at Warehouse Next Do' on May 15. In both cases, SACRIFORCE gets brung up and applicated. ( http://sacriforce.com ) buggishdruggishrogue

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"... You might be talking about Sacriforce. I've heard this cat pretty much takes anything (punk, hip-hop, indie rock) and just throws it all into the blender." The Going Out Gurus Washingtonpost.com #36 TONIGHT MONDAY MARCH 1 CAFÉ SAINT EX 14th & T Streets N.W. 10pm - 2am FREE SACRIFORCE

of satan tonight 9 -2 free @ GALAXY HUT. Sexiful Fitsum brings heavy fkin metal, funx, and swamprock to the gates. Not allowed past the gates. sleep. you'll here it anyways SACRIFORCE

cuz of sacriforce#35 ( http://sacriforce.com ) Free tonight 10pm-2 @ 14th and T NW - sleep if sleepy, come if comey

SACRIFORCE#34. BARTENDER CEE-LO. WHO THE BARMAN TONIGHT? Will it be pretty Joel Diggler and his facial hurrz lookin like his name's really "RRRRrrrick" the Santana roadie of yore. Or will it be your next-generation-Persio Rican-club-mogul Crazy old Veen, a.k.a Shirl, the Chewbacca of this rap sh_t? It's Win-Win, regardless. Both candidates serve up muscular drink and good blar. Sound-cyst provisions from SACRIFORCE soundsource. SACRIFORCE TV is a licensed hippotist and will be in-house for mass treatment thing. Smooth Fitsum will wave hand and wands, make sure magic is good. Sexy dance riddim and savagery, top to bottom. Tonight and Everyother Thursday The Kingpin 917 U Street NW, Washington DC. No Cover. 11pm - Shhh. SACRIFORCE ( http://sacriforce.com ) All Sixes and Burning Goats

SACRIFORCE#33. HAIL SATAN. Yr old man Fitsum touchin pon Kingpin ( 917 U Street NW, between Vermont and 9th NW, next door to Velvet Lounge ) bringing saggy sound cause he sagiturriutt general. Pintglass and Glassbowl side by side like "hut 2-3-4, hut 2-3-4..." Anyway Doodoo Joel will helm. Serve drink like now THAT'S a noiff. Plus he's got rad wools. Plus Plus new eps of SACRIFORCE TV running all nighty-night. Like angel watching you watching it watching you. Dumb cyclical. Like that flick Cyclo. Tonight and every other Thursday. 11pm -2am. Your $oul. SACRIFORCE ( http://sacriforce.com ) Halle F-ckin Burry

OK,fuck the metal; I'm goin with "World of Bluegrass". It'll still suck though. Promise.

SACRIFORCE#32 MONDAY NIGHT FOOT, BALL and GAME. Tonight at Cafe Saint Ex (southeast corner of 14th and T NW) your gentleman sweetback Crazy Ol' Fitsum select from all flavors of sound, cause injury and insult, lawsuit, cave-in, fillibuster, booze shortage, really small class-size, malaria thing, fruit basquiat, sreepy toddrers, worrisome cobblers, etc, etc. SACRIFORCE TV will cause more of the same. 10pm -2am. No Cover. No Dresscode. And this Thursday at Kingpin ( on U between Vermont and 9th NW, next door to Velvet Lounge ) SACRIFORCE#33 brings it for three whole hours of seemingly endless heavy motherf-ckin metal - with sexy dance sound garnish for thing - and the house television tuned to SACRIFORCE all night. It's gonna suck. 11pm -11:01pm. $20 adv/$40 door. White-Tie and Tails SACRIFORCE ( http://sacriforce.com ) Hail F-ckin Satan

SACRIFORCE TOUCHES HEARTS AND BOTTOMS. big up Cafe Saint-Ex folk like John, Jessica, Mohammed, and that Nev-ill - plus Sacri-folk like Maile and Mr. Todd Mack - for fellowship and thing last sunday brunch. good times. plus they dig on SACRIFORCE TV. they hippotized now. Tonight and Every The Nuvver Thursday at the Kingpin Bar 917 U Street NW, next door to Velvet, 11pm +, 21+ Yalls main main, the Selector VurrSexy Fitsum come with bloodwar and sexy-dance sound. Barside find either zesty mains Sharveen or Joel. But ni both; zesty-folk require space, joe. Excellent Handoff-to-Hammond from Dex Dubious. I'm Hammond. Whadada - White Folk Fatigue Syndome Whitefolk, yall turred? Damn niggro vampires sucking all yern energy? Make you wan sip SoCo and chill-out? More labberish and shmuckery from Dartmouth U. Bust ( http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/3268315.stm ) SACRIFORCE ( http://sacriforce.com ) Hail Satan

sheeeeit, gimme a tarp.

see that's what I'm talking about. goddamn I'm slobbering like a fool.

SACRIFORCE SUNDAY SPEEDMETAL BRUNCH no Instead,Too-Pretty Fitsum - your excellector - come runnin straight from church to bring morning wonderment and sound. Wake-and-bake riddims. plus Sacriforce TV. Your hangover won't believe it; too much hypnosis, too much bouncing-black-ball pon screen-bottom guiding through sacri-lyric like Sacriforce crun-ches While youse brun-ches That's why you love Sac-ri-force Really though, no metal. Promise. Just hypnosis SUNDAY Nov 16 @ Cafe Saint-Ex 11 a.m. - 4pm, Downstairs in Gate 54, 21+ ( http://saint-ex.com/location.html ) And you, you remember this thing ... ... Forces and horses come trot about every other Thursday - including this Thursday, 20 Nov - at the Kingpin Bar. SACRIFORCE ( http://sacriforce.com ) sunday morning, weather is ...