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Yo mama has 3 eyes and they call her "Eye-eye-eye."

I'm sorry, I shouldn't talk about Yo mama, 'cause I don't even know the man. Yo mama has the whitest teeth I've ever cum across

yo mama so ugly she makes blind kids cry

Yo mama is so fat she eats wheat thicks yo moma so fat when she gets on an elevator it always goes down

Yo' mama's breath is so nasty, when she burps her teeth have to duck Yo momma's so stupid she asked me what kinda jeans I wore, I said Guess and she said "Um Levis?"

Yo mama is like a brick...square...lays on her back... and always gets laid by Mexicans

Yo Mamma so stupid she bought an answering machine and trie askin it questions!

Yo mama's so ugly, her nickname is "DAAAAAAAMN!". Yo mama's so stupid she stands up on an empty bus.

Yo mama's so fat her yearbook picture took up pgs 25, 26, AND 27 Yo mama so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she looks at the menu, and says, "Okay".

Yo mama so fat, she's got more rolls than a bakery.". Yo mama's so fat the only thing attracted to her is gravity:jawdrop:

yo mama is so black she got into her car and the oil light came on.

Yo Mama so fat she went bungee jumping and went strait to hell!!! Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it. Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book! Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!

Yo mama's so fat, she auditioned for Indiana Jones and won the big rolling ball part.

Yo mama is so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs!!

Yo mama is so tall when she did a back flip she kicked Jesus in the chin! I'm goin' to hell for that..

Well sorry XLR8 you dont have a sense of humor... that alright... cause... Yo mama's so big, she whistles bass. :laugh:

ok lets see them.. I'll start off... -- Yo mama is so poor she has to jerk off the dog to feed the cat. yeah I know.. A little sic:blown:

"Thanks for the gas, Yogurt" -- SpaceBalls!

-- when I played dont brake the ice -- Soda pop machines that dispensed glass bottles -- when war was a card game -- Stuff from the store came without safety caps and hermetic seals because no one had yet tried to poison a perfect stranger? -- Mistakes were corrected by simply exclaiming, "Do Over!"? -- "Race issue" meant arguing about who ran the fastest? -- The worst thing you could catch from the opposite sex was "cooties"? -- The worst embarrassment was being picked last for a team? -- Taking drugs meant orange-flavored chewable aspirin? yea...

I could care less if it made you mad or happy. There's only one kind people that like assholes and thats faggots and you must be one of those. Go give your b/f a reach around... LOL :laugh: :laugh:

self-proclaimed asshole... fits you well... have a nice day

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:what really happened...

FUCK YOU!! and you and you, ummm, you and you, your mother and father for having you, ummm you, oh yeah you, and ummm well hell while I'm at it, me too and some of my friends. If I left anyone out....FUCK YOU TOO! If in any way I offended anyone....tough shit and fuck you.