sgoinon

POO!!!

fucking miserable bitch

why people hang around when someone farts just to see if it really stinks.

- When you find a pair of pants that you like and its the last pair and there isnt a price on it, so you go up to pay for it and noone know how much it fucking costs! - When you walk up to a automatic door and its not working properly and you slam into the door! - When you come up to a 4 way stop and three other car come up at the same time and no one wants to go. And when you decide to go so does everyone else. - When the fucker in front of you slams on the brakes and you flip him off and he waves at you. - When your having sex and your girlfriend/boyfriend calls. - When you're having trouble sleeping and you finally are dozing off and your best fucking friend calls.

When you buy something without looking at the price and it cost more than you wanted to pay. When you win free tickets to a show that you don't want to see

You Fucking Mistake!

When your dog runs away the day before you were going to give it away ... When an apple looks good on the outside, but when you take a bite it's rotten

When you you set your alarm by habit on a night when you don't have to wake up early the next day

Why is it that people say, "I'm going to take a shit" when you're actually leaving it.

I went to school with a guy named, Phillip McCrevus:laugh: :laugh:

Best Movie(s) Boondock Saints Scarface The Godfather Good fellas

I would chew through a 3 inch sewer pipe just to watch her shit float by...

"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy

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