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  1. How dare you!? I will get you! Soon. Very soon. Fuckin' crackpot!!
  2. NOW EVERyBODY IN BOSTON BEnD OVER....THERE YA GO......A LITTLE LOWER!.....YEAH RIGHT THERE...... SO WE CAN STICK It IN YOUR ASS......AGAIN!!!! ROUND TWO!!!.......YANKEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!
  3. Haven't seen any of you faggot ass mother fuckers in a while! What the fuck is up? Hey Choopa, you still sucking black cock? Yo Stifffler, you ever get rid of those shrooms growing on your cock n balls? Kosta, just on word for you asswipe-suckmyhairycocknballsyouhomo! Oh and p.s. I'm showing up to the BadAss-notallstraight bought to kick the living shit out of you 2 myself, never have I seen such a sorry display of bitch smacking internet fags like you 2! More to come as I please.
  4. BILLY FAG ASS HaS HAD HIS COMING TO HIM LONGER THAN YOU JERK-OFfS HAVE SO MAYBE I'll DIRTY SANChEZ YOU ALL AT ONE TIME! NOW FUCK OFF ASSWIPES, YOUr MOMS ARE WAITInG FOR ME!!!
  5. HEY X, THANX FOR THE MESSAGE. YOU KNOW I WASN'T EVEN TALKING BULLeTS BIG MAN, BUT SINCE YOU WANT TO TAKe IT TO THAT LEVEL!! DONKEYYYYYY!!!!! OH P.S. DON'T THREATEN ME AGaIn COWBOy IT'S YOUr OWN MouTH THAT HAS PUT YOu INTO THIS PREDICAMEnT! HEEEEEEE HAWWWWWW!!!!
  6. KEEp GUESSING STYMAN Ha HA! STOP BEING SO sCARED I'm GOiNG TO LET YOU ALL LIVE. IT's JUST GOING TO HURT REAL BaD!
  7. XLR8TED- I DOn'T LIKE YOU, I'm NOT EVEN GONnA GIVE YOU A CHANCE TO SAY "WHAT?" JUST "WHA"..........."KA BOOM!!!" "HOLY CATFISH STYMIE THAT WAS HARDER THAN YOU GIVE IT TO ME iN THE BACK DOOR!"
  8. KEEP IT UP BOYZ YoUR DOiNG JuST FINE. HA HA HA. SO FuNNy. YOU KnOW A 5 HOUR RIDE TO BOSTON IS REALLY nOT THAT FAR! STAy TUNED EVERYBODY FOR BLOODY PICTURES OF YOUR FAVORiTe BASSTAN HERB tO POSTED On ALl THE JERSEY WEBSITES! DONKEYYYYYYY!!!!!
  9. YOU MOTHERFUCKERS ARE IN FOR A TREAT!!! I AM GOING TO PERSONALLY DROP A LOAD ON EACH ONE OF YOUR FACES!! THEN I AM GOING TO FUCK YOU UP WiTH BAT TO YOUR SKULLS AND That's NOT A THREAT BUT A PROMISE. I'VE BEEN QUIET FOR A LITTLE WHILE BUT ENOUGH IS ENOUGH VERY SOON HAHA VERY SHORTLY I WILL BE CALLING ALL OF YOU EnVIOuS "MOCASSiN WEARING CHOWDER SlURPING DeGENERATE WHITE TRASH PREPPY SWEATER HANGING OVERMYSHOuLDERS FUCKFACE HILLBILLIES" OUT!! AnD WHEN I DO CALL yOU OUT, I AM GOING TO TEACH YOU WHAT IT REALLY MEANS TO BE FROM JERSEY, YEAH iT'S ALL FUN AND GAMES UNTIl ONE OF YOU FAGGot ASS COMPUTER GEEKS WaKES UP WITH A MOCASIN UP YOUR ASS AND A bROKEN NOSE IN SPANISH HARLEM NAKED. HaaaaaaH! NOW JUSt CONTINUE AS YOU WErE UnTIL WE ARE ReADy FOR YOu, YOU WiLL KnOW FOR SURE WHEN IT IS TImE. UNTIL THEN DONKEYYYY!!!!! OH AND CHECK YOUR PANTS BOYZ ITHINK YOu MIGHT HaVE JUST SHIT YOUr KHAKIS YOUR mOM BOUGHT YOU.
  10. Dj bad ass sucks my dirty sanchez balls!! Keep trying asshole! Haaaaaah dj my nutz!! I would play frisby with anything that you call a cd jerk off, hey I would pay 28.99 for one night with your girl but not for your cd fuck face!
  11. Here I am jerk off! I knew you would like the fingur mittens I sent you. Now you don't have too wash your hands between clients you fucking wack job! Suck away my man, suck away. Hey ill see you tonight fucker! I'll be sure to introduce myself!!
  12. I will see you tonight! Dirty sanchez you until my finger falls off!!! Ha ha. Sniff sniff. DIRTY! DONKEY!!!!!!! Heeeeeeeeeeee Haaaaaaawwwww Sanchez! Hollllllaaaaaa back boo!
  13. OHHhhH YEAHHHHH!!!! Here I am. The dirty one. Just got back from alambama from my family reunion. Holllllllaaa! Had to spend the holidays visiting the parental units. But now. It is time. You fucking degenerates. Who will get the first dirty sanchez!!!? Who wants it? Don't be shy! Ill smack a big one on you bitch! Happy sanchez year fuck faces!!
  14. Wow. Those are tight. Thanks man.
  15. All I want for christmas is... For choopie to turn to me! Fuckin ghey feg. Hey slimy-i can't find macosins anywhere need them for a gift plaese help!!
  16. Yea PI bad ass. Yer ghey. Stop being so scurred. Hey if you want to think I'm this bobby analog character that is cool with me. Then I get no heat. Haha. Thanks asshole.
  17. Hey here's an idea for ya, why don't you gargle donkey balls all night long. And then call me in the morning. Fuck face!
  18. BBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAA HUUUUUMMMMMBBBBBUuuuGGGGGG!!! Christmas sucks and do all you monkey wrenches. Hey vooodoo man-wazzzzzzuuuuppppp! Yo la costra nostra kosta-merry donkey balls to ya Bad ass-suck a dick Dee "dirty" lite-stick your head in mashed potatoes and then pour gravy over yer head. Choopie Loopie-i herd ur scurrred? PUSSY! VIP-SMEKma-nice mohawk! Killer. AXel Folley-i herd u suck dick? Ok ladies and gents no time to dilly dally today, ho ho ho hoes are on the way to my house as we type. Peace monkeys!
  19. 1. To be straight. 2. To really be straight. 3. Hopes that the cure to herpies will someday be available for him. 4. To get his balls back from his girlfriend. 5. To move to boston. 6. A pair of mocasins. 7. A bigger dick, 4 inches ain't cutting it. 8. Viagra, this needs no explanation. 9. A new pet rock, his old one is no longer with us, a freak wead wacker incident.
  20. 1. A new dildo, old one is all chewed up. 2. A new pillow, lot of saliva on the old one. 3. A swedish messuese, how do you spell that, named victor. 4. A new swingers club in nyc. 5. An ass-plug, the leakage is getting un bearable. 6. A penis. Dirty basrard lost his somewhere along the way. 7. A new tricycle, pink preferably. 8. MORE GAY CARTOON PORN!
  21. Bobby Analog's Christmas Wish List: 1. A new teddy bear, his old one is all banged up and all the cotton is hanging out from all the holes in him, you figure it out. 2. A copy of choopies new mix featuring "I turn to choopie". 3. Turntables- I guess he doesn't want to be a drummer. Everybody wants to be a dj these day. 4. Choopies new remake of "you're the one", what was that guys name? Eh who cares. 5. Fountain of youth pills, it seems that the poor chap can't make it out more than once a month, old age. 6. To be Italian. 7. a pair of mocasins. 8. A leather wristband aka boston wear. 9. To know who Dirty Sanchezz is. Haha! WAIT A MINUTE!! Bobby Anolog doesn't celebrate christmas. He's Jewish, shalom my brother.
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