dirtysanchezz

I am honored chosenone. I bow before you and accept this position. Now let the drama begin! I don't know about this kosta character, but if you think so. Hey kosta keep your pants zipped up around me please. Thanx you dirty whore!

that's it killer. That's what I'm talking about. Ok how about if I throw in a pair of x-ray glasses? Ok ok and a side kick nickname like robin or scrappy, you pick!

What is up? From what I have seen here you are all hyped up. I see you as an individual with potential to join in my efforts in my fight against "cheeseyness" if you accept I will give you an official glow in the dark decoder ring and your own kape and tights. This is no joke you have been summoned to join the Dirty Sanchez/Donkey Punch Squad. Please let me know soon. DONKEY!! That was that last thing the bitch heard before she woke up the next morning with a black eye, her pants at her ankles, and a really bad headache, BUT she did however, have a smile on her face. Haha that is dirty style. You got me kid? Hollllllllaaaaaa back cat!

I am not voodoo. Isn't he from connecticut? I'm from jersey. What exit you might ask. 69. Anybody hear the one about the club owner who got egged in front of his own club, please stop me if you heard this one. No? Ok ask me tomorrow cause I'm gonna egg voodoo tonight. Haha! Hey ronnie voodoo, do the voodoo!

Now didn't we just go over this asshole? Is that a tear? Come on, wipe that away, you can do it. There you go. Now, FUCK OFF! Before I slap you silly white boy. Hey, yer ghey!

Holy fucking shit! I have never in my life seen such bunch of soft crybaby slinky son a bitch assholes in my life. I dropped my pet rock this morning and he broke in half, boo-hoo! Waaaaa! People in other parts of the world raise the little suckers as livestock to chow down on. Get a grip and toughen up shitassmafuka! I didn't hear you cry about that poor chicken that you had for lunch today or that poor cow that was pumped up with juice and then slaughtered for your dinner last night, yeah exactly now wipe that tear away and zip your pants back up, stand up and repeat after me, "I am a man and I will act like one even if I want to cry I will pretend that I don't want to." Get dirty. Sorry for your loss I had a dog once, then one day he didn't come home, I always suspected my mongolian neighbors, those bastards!

Hey sanchez, how about you and me, and the pug, and joe patrick or does it stand for john peter or is it just jp anywayz, how about we get together dinner sounds good to me. Holllllllllllaaaaaaaa back boooooooo!

Hey voodooooooooooooooo! How's it going? I think I'm going to come see you at voodoo with my dozen eggs. You still stand outside? I'm gonna get you dirty! Yeah, dirty sanchez style. Hey who is this voodoo guy? Anybody know? "Rice a Ronnie" is that you?

Now that you know who I am, NOT. What is next, the jfk assassination? Area 51? Who is ninadd? Or maybe is badass gayass? Which mystery will this degenerate solve next.

Since you are sooooooo curious as to who I am I want know who you are. Will the real miss sanchez please stand up! Please stand up! Hey give little wednesday a dirty *muah* from me. Anywayz peace boo. Holllllllaaaaa back!

Word on the street is that you can put together something pretty wicked. Listen up. The dirty one requests a copy of anything you have to offer. I'll be the judge of that. Fugotz you can't be as dirty as I am on the tables. I am NASTY! Hollllllaaaaaa back paizon!

Djchoopie AKA djpoopie last seen in tree in front of Melanie C's house. He was supposedly trying to get her attention so that he could get her to listen to his new remake of "I turn to choopie" Now he was found with binoculars & a tube of k-y hmmmmm. Dirty boy. You must be Djpoopie as dirty as you are.

Oh good now I know that weirdo's name. Ronnie voodoo. Nice ring to it. Anyway you think what you want to, I will see you soon bitchass. Do you hear my footsteps here I come!?

Yes they did. Or should I say he did. Bastard billydickinmyassmafuka. What were you thinking idiot you gotta poke breathing holes in the box moron. Fucking flamer.

I know! But I'm not telling.

Ohhhhhhh. Getting angry. I love it. Let's get angry & dirty. Don't get pissed boo. Hollllllaaaaaa back!

Damn this guy is harsh! Hey dirt-tek, you never had a dog man? This shit is serious, how the hell was weakass supposed to know that you couldn't leave the dog in a box in the closet for a week? Shit weakass has spent his whole damn life in the closet & he's still with us. Haha! Hollllllaaaaa back dirtyassmafuka!

Wow. I don't even know what to say to that except that you and your fruitcakes are dirty dogs. Dirty dog-e. Bobby who? Bobby Analog? I think I've heard that name around. Hollllllaaaaaa back flamer!

You are a weird one aren't you?

You heard it here badass & dogekid spotted leaving the factory this past sunday at 1pm holding hands. They were supposedly wearing matching pink boots with purple short ass skirts. PICTURES to follow!!! Hollllllllaaaaaaa!

That is rough man. As much as I don't like you and I think that you are Weakassmafuka I do have to give you respectful "sorry". Ok that is enough of that yo I hears that you were moving to Boston. Is this true?

Hey Miss Sanchez don't worry I don't bite, unless of course you ask me to.

Ninadd where are you? So when are we gonna get dirty? Hey how about you and me and some chocolate pudding? Or how about jello, there's always room for jello. Dirty chicken in jello, mmmmm that sounds good. Haven't seen you in a while maybe I'll give you a call this weekend to see what is up. Hollllllaaaaaa back boo!

Bassston. I love basssston. Once I pakkkked my caaaaaahhhhhh there to go into a bahhhh. Good shit. Boston has some dirty chickens. Good in my book.

Hey voodoo man. Do you do the voodoo? Who are you really? Show yourself. Everybody should do the voodoo. The dirty voodoo.