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Posts posted by andydick
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still dont understand the hatred of the "internet don juan". if people wanna flirt let them live man...jeez
MEMO TO WHITE ZINFANDEL BOY:
Please apply for a position as my future assistant. You do a fine job of ass kissing and have feminine characteristics such as tastes in wine. Red is for men big guy!
Yours Truly,
- Dick
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Mine was my ex ex. It was unintentional. I had a crush on him for about 4 months but never said anything. But on day that was about 105 degrees out at my friends party. And it was melting everyone's drinks. So we decided to make floaters. To keep them cool longer. SO I went into the kitchen to make some in the blender. While I was my ex ex walked in and asked me if I could make one for him too. So I did. As I was making it we started talking and I got side tracked. And I forgot to put the top on the blender tight enough. Well, when I turned it on the top went flying and we both got all the crap from the blender all over us. I was so embarrassed. But he started laughing and then I started laughing. We ended up dating for 4 years. Every year on that day we would make floater and laugh about it
Please find a "DICKtionary" or take some lessons in grammar b4 posting.
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Name that face -> ?
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It's game time bitches! Who can name that face with only one hint?
HINT: "This fine lad was a member of the CP power couple elite status until recently until his gf gave him the SNIP * SNIP * SNIP"