laptuaz

Your bike picture is fucking awesome, I wish I had pictures of me on my bike before I....got rid of it...

Wasent there a bitch on MTV that had something done to look just like Britney Spears? Cant member but I think she had some fake tittys installed...

Id always like to see my woman dessed up as a walmart employee mopping the floor...Id sneek up behind her and fuck her agains the fridge and pretend it was the frozen food section while her nipples got hard...yeah!!

http://entertainment.msn.com/music/article.aspx?news=170372 If anything, they should play it more to warn little kids about touchy MJ...

No...at least my socks dont look like that anyways...

Blonde, Brown, Red...NONE? Which is better...or even shaving styles...a blonde stripe gets me dik hard!

Funny...

OMG Sex all the say...I always try to sneak the old, "Go down on me" in the middle of the sex session...something about her sucking on...HER that really gets me going...

I dont even like to move after eating...at least not right away...I like to give it some time so I dont end up farting durring sex...

Loose about 15lbs, till then, its all anal with the lights off

I would rather dream about doing good skateboarding then having sex...I get sex every day...I only have about 2-3 good skate days a week...

When does the next season start? (Date wise)

There are many reasons why people cheat...most of the time its both partys fault, they good looking cause your lacking in something, whether it be lack of sexual activitys or too much (women not trying anal). Another reason is lack of interest's together, ie. You love the PSX2 more then her, she loves make-up and going out more than you. Oh yeah, BTW if your woman wants to go out and you dont...your f00k'd how many people go out to the bar for a "GOOD TIME" fuck that, you go out to get some attention and be around people, you dont go for the dollar beers till 11 and show up at 10:30. Men go for the option of "Strange" pussy, women go for the "Lets Go Girls and make some guys want us" this is all fun and games till the girl is like, "Fuck...I bet he's got money, and he makes his life sound so better then mine" next day...come to find out he's got his self a McJob and takes the bus to work...fuck...I dont know...just rambling now...so hows the wiping problem going?

Hate to admit this but, blacks do nothing for me...sorry, I know they are attractive in their own way, but just not my way...same with the asians, everyone else is fair game, including islanders...

Fucking awesome, blowing ass in some whores face...about made me shit...

Who seen that one comming? What a great show... (Nip/Tuck)

Isint she getting married to that d00d from Sum41?

Im going to guess...I think its the Son...he just kinda dissapeared...

Last girl that cheated on me, her parents got some nice photo's of their daughter taking a load in the face...oh yeah, and I also owed them around 7k and didnt pay them back...they were the type that tries to fix everything with $$$

Personally, I love them cock washers of hers...best qualitity!

Id like to give her the old Spiderman, Cum in the hand and flick it in her face!

....And YES, she does need 3 other girls to pick her fat leg up...

Feed Me Fuck Me Shut the Fuck up!

Dont try this at home... http://www.cnn.com/2004/LAW/09/22/elderly.assault.ap/index.html