How did I miss this beauty? Dennis Miller? Wow, I am more than honored. At least its better than Tom Arnold, whose humor you try to replicate, yet even fail miserably at that. Repeat it a third time - I don't think you made your point clear. Ooooooooh so close yet so far. You almost nailed it except you forgot the two most important words at the end - "no one cares around here about me." Need proof? Despite that you're constantly ignored and mocked - you continue to shove your foot further in your mouth and your gonorrhea infected cavity you call anus. Bravo! I enjoy playing with you, puppet.