saleena351 Posted April 24 Report Share Posted April 24 When I was young my dad really wanted a daughter and not a son. My dad was so angry with me when I was born that he would Guido fist pump me in the ass everyday to punish me. I had the personality: I loved being a drama queen, Ken dolls, mini skirts and men. The only problem is that I needed a vagina! When I turned 10 years old my dad finally got me the present I’ve always dreamt of, a sex change operation for my birthday. Thanks to dad I can finally wear all my favorite pink dresses, tall heels and disposable tampons. I would love to meet everyone from the Miami board and maybe have a girl’s only night out. Unfortunately, I don’t know how to get along with people so I have to start drama on the board so everyone will notice me. I try my best to search through every single thread/post on the messageboard and try to make controversial comments in the hope that someone will like me and maybe, just maybe, want to be my friend. Will you people from the Miami board PLEASE, PLEASE accept me into your lives? I wish I could move back to NJ but I still live with my mom and dad and they’re the reason I had to move down here in the first place.BTW, I’m single and looking for a good man to sweep me off my feet, if you have really big hands and think you’re my knight in shining armor then please PM me cause I’m desperate to get Guido fist pumped by someone other than my dad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nightstar01 Posted April 24 Report Share Posted April 24 Oh my........this is way too FUNNY!!!! This shit is hilarious!!! LMFAO!!!! :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobeton Posted April 24 Report Share Posted April 24 outta hand ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigpoppanils Posted April 24 Report Share Posted April 24 just browsing through....and i stumble on thiswhoever did this...i must saygood work! :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest saleen351 Posted April 24 Report Share Posted April 24 Ok, first off, it ain't funny at all, another great attempt, but come on, do it under your real name.... a real man would..... rookies....NEXT................. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobeton Posted April 24 Report Share Posted April 24 Originally posted by saleen351 Ok, first off, it ain't funny at all, another great attempt, but come on, do it under your real name.... a real man would..... rookies....NEXT................. come on.. stupid as the post is. you have to admit it's funny. think of it as a form, of flattery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mimid Posted April 24 Report Share Posted April 24 :laugh: LMAO.......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunnyhost Posted April 24 Report Share Posted April 24 LMFAO :laugh: Tooo funny! ok ok...now on a more serious note...what ab if saleena is really saleen and is just pulling this on us so that we give him even more attention?!?!?! hmmmmmmmmm...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunnyhost Posted April 24 Report Share Posted April 24 P.S: Who ever did this....good job on the guido fist pumping....kinda sounds like another post.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soldado Posted April 24 Report Share Posted April 24 HAHA :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmatas2277 Posted April 24 Report Share Posted April 24 ...nice job, whoever did this post!! sunny, does have a good point...maybe saleen could use this very useful info: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mimid Posted April 24 Report Share Posted April 24 Jesse, you're to much... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgeacasta2 Posted April 24 Report Share Posted April 24 Originally posted by saleen351 Ok, first off, it ain't funny at all, another great attempt, but come on, do it under your real name.... a real man would..... rookies....NEXT................. I'm sure you'll find someone to guido fist pump you soon enough saleena :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meng Posted April 24 Report Share Posted April 24 There is only one person I know on the board that could have written that..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunnyhost Posted April 24 Report Share Posted April 24 Mrmatas...do u by any chance know the directions to the sausage for guido stuffing store so that way we can give saleen and saleena a hand (sorry no pun intended!lol) and send them on their merry way??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmatas2277 Posted April 24 Report Share Posted April 24 Originally posted by mimid Jesse, you're to much... ..thanks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmatas2277 Posted April 24 Report Share Posted April 24 Originally posted by sunnyhost Mrmatas...do u by any chance know the directions to the sausage for guido stuffing store so that way we can give saleen and saleena a hand (sorry no pun intended!lol) and send them on their merry way??? sorry i only do from point "a" to point "b"...i really dont want to get involved with point "c":moon: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunnyhost Posted April 24 Report Share Posted April 24 good point! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nightstar01 Posted April 24 Report Share Posted April 24 Originally posted by meng There is only one person I know on the board that could have written that..... ............... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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