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Three women had a very late night drinking. They

> left in the early morning

> hours and went home their separate ways. The next

> day, they all met and

> compared notes about who was drunker the night

> before. The first girl

> claims that she was the drunkest saying, "I drove

> straight home and walked

> into the house. As soon as I got through the door,

> I blew

> chunks." The second said, "You think that was

> drunk? Heck, I got into my

> car and wrapped my car around the first tree I saw.

> I don't even have

> insurance!" The third proclaimed, "I was the

> drunkest by far. When I got

> home, I got into a big fight with my husband,

> knocked a candle over, and

> burned the whole house down!" The room was silent

> for a moment. Then, the

> first girl spoke out again, "Listen girls, I don't

> think you understand.

> Chunks is my dog."

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