dgmodel Posted May 21 Report Share Posted May 21 Three women had a very late night drinking. They> left in the early morning> hours and went home their separate ways. The next> day, they all met and> compared notes about who was drunker the night> before. The first girl> claims that she was the drunkest saying, "I drove> straight home and walked> into the house. As soon as I got through the door,> I blew> chunks." The second said, "You think that was> drunk? Heck, I got into my> car and wrapped my car around the first tree I saw. > I don't even have> insurance!" The third proclaimed, "I was the> drunkest by far. When I got> home, I got into a big fight with my husband,> knocked a candle over, and> burned the whole house down!" The room was silent> for a moment. Then, the> first girl spoke out again, "Listen girls, I don't> think you understand.> Chunks is my dog." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faith11878 Posted May 22 Report Share Posted May 22 OMGThats gross!But funny:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ryan121174 Posted May 29 Report Share Posted May 29 :laugh: :laugh2: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bighead40242 Posted June 11 Report Share Posted June 11 that was mad funny.....lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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