vip-tech Posted May 30 Report Share Posted May 30 Originally posted by liverlips Its a shame you and your fellow toilet cleaners didnt enjoy the weekend. Im sorry to hear that you couldnt get laid. Maybe if you updated your 88 mustang to a 92 youd have better luck? But all is well now, youre back home where you can hit the local gym to battle your insecurities. Im sure you have missed the tanning salon as Im sure they missed seeing your orange face (very attractive by the way). Im sure your brother was longing for your return as he needs help with his plumbing exam (Good luck Vito!) Maybe next weekend youll gather all the plumbers you call friends and give it another a go. P.S. Dont venture into Spring Lake or out to the Hamptons, US PREPPIES may have to show you what it takes to get girls. IT HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO MY ATTN THAT THERE IS A GUIDO HATER AMONGST US AND MY FELLOW WARRIORS HAVE REQUESTED A TOUNGE LASHING FROM THE ONE WITH THE GIFT OF GAB. IT IS PAINFULLY OBVIOS THAT FUCKIN ZERO WAS THE DORK IN GYM CLASS WHO NEVER CHANGED INTO HIS GYM CLOTHES BECAUSE HE WAS EMBARESSED OF HIS SMALL PENIS, PLAYING DUNGEONS & DRAGONS IN THE CORNER WITH THE REST OF THE URINE SMELLING, RETAINER WEARING, CHESS CLASS ATTENDING GEEKS THAT COULD'NT GET LAID IN A WHORE HOUSE WITH A FIST FULL OF HUNDREDS.I MUST APOLOGIZE FOR THE ACTIONS OF ONE OF MY FELLOW GUIDO COUSINS WHO MUST HAVE GIVIN YOU THE VIP TREATMENT WHEN THEY PULLED YOUR POWER-RANGER UNDER- ROOS THREW YOUR TOUGHSKINS RIGHT OVER YOUR HEAD, THREW YOU IN THE SHOWER, THEN THREW YOU IN THE CAFATIERIA. SOMETIMES WE JUST DO SHIT WITHOUT THINKINGGUIDO'S FINAL THOUGHT: THERE COMES A TIME IN EVERYONES LIFE WHEN THEY MUST LET GO OF THE WEDGIE RIPPING PAST AND NOT BE PREJUDICE AGAINST AN ENTIRE NATIONALITY JUST BECAUSE OF A FEW BAD APPLES. YOU MUST FOCUS ON A BRIGHT FUTURE WHERE MABYE, JUST MABYE, AN UGLY PREPPIE CHICK JUST MIGHT BE AS EQUALLY DESPRATE AS YOU, AND MIGHT ACTUALLY GIVE YOU A SHOT AT HER UNGROOMED ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH 70'S PORNO STYLED PUSSY. GOOD LUCK TO YOU,AND THE PUSSYLESS POSSE OF THE HAMPTONS. FOREVER FISTPUMPIN VIP-TECH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badassmafuka Posted May 30 Report Share Posted May 30 very well said MR TECH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tommyarmani Posted May 30 Report Share Posted May 30 check mate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liverlips Posted May 30 Author Report Share Posted May 30 Originally posted by vip-tech IT HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO MY ATTN THAT THERE IS A GUIDO HATER AMONGST US AND MY FELLOW WARRIORS HAVE REQUESTED A TOUNGE LASHING FROM THE ONE WITH THE GIFT OF GAB. IT IS PAINFULLY OBVIOS THAT FUCKIN ZERO WAS THE DORK IN GYM CLASS WHO NEVER CHANGED INTO HIS GYM CLOTHES BECAUSE HE WAS EMBARESSED OF HIS SMALL PENIS, PLAYING DUNGEONS & DRAGONS IN THE CORNER WITH THE REST OF THE URINE SMELLING, RETAINER WEARING, CHESS CLASS ATTENDING GEEKS THAT COULD'NT GET LAID IN A WHORE HOUSE WITH A FIST FULL OF HUNDREDS.I MUST APOLOGIZE FOR THE ACTIONS OF ONE OF MY FELLOW GUIDO COUSINS WHO MUST HAVE GIVIN YOU THE VIP TREATMENT WHEN THEY PULLED YOUR POWER-RANGER UNDER- ROOS THREW YOUR TOUGHSKINS RIGHT OVER YOUR HEAD, THREW YOU IN THE SHOWER, THEN THREW YOU IN THE CAFATIERIA. SOMETIMES WE JUST DO SHIT WITHOUT THINKINGGUIDO'S FINAL THOUGHT: THERE COMES A TIME IN EVERYONES LIFE WHEN THEY MUST LET GO OF THE WEDGIE RIPPING PAST AND NOT BE PREJUDICE AGAINST AN ENTIRE NATIONALITY JUST BECAUSE OF A FEW BAD APPLES. YOU MUST FOCUS ON A BRIGHT FUTURE WHERE MABYE, JUST MABYE, AN UGLY PREPPIE CHICK JUST MIGHT BE AS EQUALLY DESPRATE AS YOU, AND MIGHT ACTUALLY GIVE YOU A SHOT AT HER UNGROOMED ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH 70'S PORNO STYLED PUSSY. GOOD LUCK TO YOU,AND THE PUSSYLESS POSSE OF THE HAMPTONS. FOREVER FISTPUMPIN VIP-TECH Forgot to hit spell check huh? Listen, I know you didnt get past the 9th grade and youre forever jealous that preps have an education and you dont. Maybe I could have my 10 year old brother give you a spelling lesson but he would probably overwhelm you with too many big words. Dungeons and Dragons? Wedgies? OK then. You monkeys have it tough. Not much to look forward to in life. Youll probably marry some ugly monster with big hair and a big nose. Youll pound out a few plumbers and watch WWF Smackdown for the rest of your pathetic worthless lives. Forever answering to the almighty Preppies. WE ARE THE KINGS....Guidos wash our floors. Thank You. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sfqtipie Posted May 30 Report Share Posted May 30 Ughhhh Preppy guys are so boring. And they have absolutley NO style. Dockers shorts need to be taken off the market. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badassmafuka Posted May 30 Report Share Posted May 30 you are a fuckin loser Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tommyarmani Posted May 30 Report Share Posted May 30 Originally posted by liverlips Forgot to hit spell check huh? Listen, I know you didnt get past the 9th grade and youre forever jealous that preps have an education and you dont. Maybe I could have my 10 year old brother give you a spelling lesson but he would probably overwhelm you with too many big words. Dungeons and Dragons? Wedgies? OK then. You monkeys have it tough. Not much to look forward to in life. Youll probably marry some ugly monster with big hair and a big nose. Youll pound out a few plumbers and watch WWF Smackdown for the rest of your pathetic worthless lives. Forever answering to the almighty Preppies. WE ARE THE KINGS....Guidos wash our floors. Thank You. address the validity & content of the note, not the spelling.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laurie619 Posted May 30 Report Share Posted May 30 NO WAY, HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT PREPPY GUYS HAVE NO STYLE BR, Jcrew, Structure…Ect… THEY HAVE SUCH CLASS, UNLIKE THE JUICE HEADS, THAT JUST PUSH YOU OUT OF THE WAY. COCKY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tommyarmani Posted May 30 Report Share Posted May 30 Originally posted by laurie619 NO WAY, HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT PREPPY GUYS HAVE NO STYLE BR, Jcrew, Structure…Ect… THEY HAVE SUCH CLASS, UNLIKE THE JUICE HEADS, THAT JUST PUSH YOU OUT OF THE WAY. COCKY i have been picked on by preppy people my whole life:confused Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sfqtipie Posted May 30 Report Share Posted May 30 Gucci, Versace, Cristion Dior, DKNY, Diesal ertcetc I consider that style. Not J Crew and Structure:blown: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neena1979 Posted May 30 Report Share Posted May 30 Originally posted by tommyarmani i have been picked on by preppy people my whole life:confused So are you admitting that you were once a prep that was severly dramatized which forced you to turn GUIDO....Or were you always a GUIDO and were severly dramatized by preps your whole life that you now see the perfect opportunity to get them back.Just wondering... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stiffler Posted May 30 Report Share Posted May 30 this j.o. openly admits to being the captain of a bunch of pussy's.nufsaid.................. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sfqtipie Posted May 30 Report Share Posted May 30 I think he was being scarcastic. Obviousley you didnt catch the humor. :rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liverlips Posted May 30 Author Report Share Posted May 30 Originally posted by sfqtipie Gucci, Versace, Cristion Dior, DKNY, Diesal ertcetc I consider that style. Not J Crew and Structure:blown: Yes...Yes I too consider that style. However if you cant even spell C-h-r-i-s-t-i-a-n Dior properly then I guess youve never even owned it before.....Correct....Exactly. Moreover, I dont consider fake designer clothes to be stylish (this is what the grease balls wear). Lets not get into stly or fashion because all you know of is Versace and Gucci. You probably have no idea of what Prada, Prada Sport, Burberry, Miu Miu, Hermes, and Kors....is right???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sfqtipie Posted May 30 Report Share Posted May 30 Actaually i just bought a fierce pair of Christian Dior Sunglasses. I may not be a A PLUS speller like you. Anyhow Prada happens to be my choice in shoes. Why do you bother hatin on guidos anyway? Are yoiu bitter cause they flushed your head in the boll? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badassmafuka Posted May 30 Report Share Posted May 30 Originally posted by liverlips Yes...Yes I too consider that style. However if you cant even spell C-h-r-i-s-t-i-a-n Dior properly then I guess youve never even owned it before.....Correct....Exactly. Moreover, I dont consider fake designer clothes to be stylish (this is what the grease balls wear). Lets not get into stly or fashion because all you know of is Versace and Gucci. You probably have no idea of what Prada, Prada Sport, Burberry, Miu Miu, Hermes, and Kors....is right???? I bet you are some fat jealous mother fucker sitting behind a computer and bashing us pretty boys.......wishing you could look, smell, talk like us but let me tell you something buddy you cant be like us so go eat a dick....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tunnelbandit Posted May 30 Report Share Posted May 30 Originally posted by sfqtipie Actaually i just bought a fierce pair of Christian Dior Sunglasses. A fierce pair of sunglasses....... :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liverlips Posted May 30 Author Report Share Posted May 30 Originally posted by sfqtipie Actaually i just bought a fierce pair of Christian Dior Sunglasses. (Im sure you did...but yours read Cristion Dior...oh but wait now that I corrected you, they changed to Christian Dior, right?) I may not be a A PLUS speller like you. (This is very true....you are illiterate) Anyhow Prada happens to be my choice in shoes.(Dont you mean Prodah...lol?) Why do you bother hatin on guidos anyway?(Hatin?...Im sorry I dont speak ebonics. Try English. And because guidos are inferior to me) Are yoiu bitter cause they flushed your head in the boll? (Im sorry I dont know what boll is...care to tell me?) bold[/bold red RIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDD A NEW ASSHOLE.TRY AGAIN. THANK YOU. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stiffler Posted May 30 Report Share Posted May 30 did anyone notice that our famous spelling bee champ(liverlips) spelled style wrong.........STLY.................forgot spell check, huh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vip-tech Posted May 30 Report Share Posted May 30 Originally posted by tunnelbandit A fierce pair of sunglasses....... :laugh: OH NO.......JUST WHEN YOU THOUST IT WAS SAFE..............BAM!!!!!!! TUNNELFAGGOT.......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stiffler Posted May 30 Report Share Posted May 30 Originally posted by liverlips bold[/bold red RIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDD A NEW ASSHOLE.TRY AGAIN. THANK YOU. [/quotecaptain of the pathetic posse........................the only ass you rip is that of your frat buddies during your fistfest toilet fettish......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jennijugs Posted May 30 Report Share Posted May 30 Originally posted by SPYGIRL2 Yeah, I was there Saturday and Sunday. I was at Ace and Lynn's bar. I spent a most of the night at Ceeotter's bar in the back. Sunday, I was the girl sitting on the bar..... I WAS ON THE BAR SUNDAY TOO --- I HAD A PINK KANGOL HAT ON --- WERE YOU SITTING NEXT TO ME?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badassmafuka Posted May 30 Report Share Posted May 30 LIVER LIPS is that the preppy tag name....While us Guido are surrounded at TEMPS with beautiful women...LIVER LIPS and his FRAT are at the Ophspray or whatever the fuck the prep bar is in MANASQUAN bent over on the bar with their pants down.....While his ass cheeks are spread at one side of that long bar....his fellow brother are launching ping pong balls in his ass....They call this game.......Toilet Pong: direct: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liverlips Posted May 30 Author Report Share Posted May 30 Originally posted by stiffler Originally posted by liverlips bold[/bold red RIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDD A NEW ASSHOLE.TRY AGAIN. THANK YOU. [/quotecaptain of the pathetic posse........................the only ass you rip is that of your frat buddies during your fistfest toilet fettish......... Hey look its stiffler....you know, from American Pie. What a great name....If you cant do better than this ^ then Im wasting my time. Fistfest toilet fetish?? Funny stuff....Whats even funnier is the line outside your moms room last night.....I was 19th in line Guidos are the Preppies slave boys.P.S. Stly......thats called a....ready for this?.....t-y-p-o. Come on people fourth grade shit...Give me something better to work with its getting too easy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vip-tech Posted May 30 Report Share Posted May 30 Originally posted by jennijugs I WAS ON THE BAR SUNDAY TOO --- I HAD A PINK KANGOL HAT ON --- WERE YOU SITTING NEXT TO ME?? NO, THESE BROADS WERE BY CEEOTTERS BAR. BY THE BATHROOMS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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