vip-tech Posted March 14 Report Share Posted March 14 IT HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO MY ATTN THAT THERE IS A GUIDO HATER AMONGST US AND MY FELLOW WARRIORS HAVE REQUESTED A TOUNGE LASHING FROM THE ONE WITH THE GIFT OF GAB. IT IS PAINFULLY OBVIOS THAT FUCKIN ZERO WAS THE DORK IN GYM CLASS WHO NEVER CHANGED INTO HIS GYM CLOTHES BECAUSE HE WAS EMBARESSED OF HIS SMALL PENIS, PLAYING DUNGEONS & DRAGONS IN THE CORNER WITH THE REST OF THE URINE SMELLING, RETAINER WEARING, CHESS CLASS ATTENDING GEEKS THAT COULD'NT GET LAID IN A WHORE HOUSE WITH A FIST FULL OF HUNDREDS.I MUST APOLOGIZE FOR THE ACTIONS OF ONE OF MY FELLOW GUIDO COUSINS WHO MUST HAVE GIVIN YOU THE VIP TREATMENT WHEN THEY PULLED YOUR POWER-RANGER UNDER- ROOS THREW YOUR TOUGHSKINS RIGHT OVER YOUR HEAD, THREW YOU IN THE SHOWER, THEN THREW YOU IN THE CAFATIERIA. SOMETIMES WE JUST DO SHIT WITHOUT THINKINGGUIDO'S FINAL THOUGHT: THERE COMES A TIME IN EVERYONES LIFE WHEN THEY MUST LET GO OF THE WEDGIE RIPPING PAST AND NOT BE PREJUDICE AGAINST AN ENTIRE NATIONALITY JUST BECAUSE OF A FEW BAD APPLES. YOU MUST FOCUS ON A BRIGHT FUTURE WHERE MABYE, JUST MABYE, AN UGLY PREPPIE CHICK JUST MIGHT BE AS EQUALLY DESPRATE AS YOU, AND MIGHT ACTUALLY GIVE YOU A SHOT AT HER UNGROOMED ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH 70'S PORNO STYLED PUSSY. GOOD LUCK TO YOU,AND THE PUSSYLESS POSSE OF THE HAMPTONS. FOREVER FISTPUMPIN VIP-TECHoh.....thats priceless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stiffler Posted March 14 Report Share Posted March 14 oh.....thats pricelesslol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vip-tech Posted March 14 Report Share Posted March 14 remember the good old days stick........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stiffler Posted March 14 Report Share Posted March 14 yep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
someclown Posted March 14 Report Share Posted March 14 IT HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO MY ATTN THAT THERE IS A GUIDO HATER AMONGST US AND MY FELLOW WARRIORS HAVE REQUESTED A TOUNGE LASHING FROM THE ONE WITH THE GIFT OF GAB. IT IS PAINFULLY OBVIOS THAT FUCKIN ZERO WAS THE DORK IN GYM CLASS WHO NEVER CHANGED INTO HIS GYM CLOTHES BECAUSE HE WAS EMBARESSED OF HIS SMALL PENIS, PLAYING DUNGEONS & DRAGONS IN THE CORNER WITH THE REST OF THE URINE SMELLING, RETAINER WEARING, CHESS CLASS ATTENDING GEEKS THAT COULD'NT GET LAID IN A WHORE HOUSE WITH A FIST FULL OF HUNDREDS.I MUST APOLOGIZE FOR THE ACTIONS OF ONE OF MY FELLOW GUIDO COUSINS WHO MUST HAVE GIVIN YOU THE VIP TREATMENT WHEN THEY PULLED YOUR POWER-RANGER UNDER- ROOS THREW YOUR TOUGHSKINS RIGHT OVER YOUR HEAD, THREW YOU IN THE SHOWER, THEN THREW YOU IN THE CAFATIERIA. SOMETIMES WE JUST DO SHIT WITHOUT THINKINGGUIDO'S FINAL THOUGHT: THERE COMES A TIME IN EVERYONES LIFE WHEN THEY MUST LET GO OF THE WEDGIE RIPPING PAST AND NOT BE PREJUDICE AGAINST AN ENTIRE NATIONALITY JUST BECAUSE OF A FEW BAD APPLES. YOU MUST FOCUS ON A BRIGHT FUTURE WHERE MABYE, JUST MABYE, AN UGLY PREPPIE CHICK JUST MIGHT BE AS EQUALLY DESPRATE AS YOU, AND MIGHT ACTUALLY GIVE YOU A SHOT AT HER UNGROOMED ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH 70'S PORNO STYLED PUSSY. GOOD LUCK TO YOU,AND THE PUSSYLESS POSSE OF THE HAMPTONS. FOREVER FISTPUMPIN VIP-TECH LMFAO at "70's porno styled pussy" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
someclown Posted March 15 Report Share Posted March 15 This fruit cant get enough of me. You want to be one of my guido drones? There are a couple of requirements, and they are as follows.....1. Must listen to KTU at least 2 1\2 hours a day. 2. Must have a disgusting orange tan (a basketball head). 3. Must be insecure enough to "live" at the gym for at least 4 hours. 4. Must be a plumber/mechanic. 5. Must own at least 3 fake versace shirts. Those requirements are just for beginners. OK Pussyassmuthafuka??? Now leave me be, I have enough grease ball drones at my beck and call. I certainly dont need another.LMFAO at "a basketball head" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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