joeg Posted June 17 Report Share Posted June 17 This info has been passed down from generation to generation of clubkids... as to protect/educate the youths from the evils of clubland females...Jack Tripper - v. 1. the act of revealing to someone that your feelings for them are merely platonic, 2. to allow someone to spend time with you, giving him or her the false understanding that there will eventually be romance.Examples:1. "Yo, last night I was hanging out with this cutie, having a great time, and then she totally jack trippered me!"2. "She jack trippered me into picking her up from class!"3. "It's just plain sad to get jack trippered after you wine and dine a girl."Learn It, Live it, Avoid It... Don't thank me... thank the Legendary Reverand Doctor BrooklynKid Mike C. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xpander Posted June 17 Report Share Posted June 17 uh... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phuturephunk Posted June 17 Report Share Posted June 17 . . . rawk rawk on . . . . . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoke Posted June 17 Report Share Posted June 17 Sad but true... and funny in a fatal-car-wreck kind of way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brooklynkid Posted June 17 Report Share Posted June 17 To best explain it, I use this example:You know you're being "jacked" when...1. You're picking up a female friend at the airport only to be asked to drop her off at her boyfriend's house.2. You're driving your female friend to a club, she ditches you all night to hook up with a shirtless guido, and then you're driving her home afterwards.Feel free to add more... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abortionator Posted June 17 Report Share Posted June 17 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LavenderMenace Posted June 17 Report Share Posted June 17 I dont know what you guys are talking about Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoke Posted June 17 Report Share Posted June 17 ... a girl invites you to her apartment after a long night of drinking... and makes you a bed on her couch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeg Posted June 17 Author Report Share Posted June 17 Originally posted by lavendermenace I dont know what you guys are talking about Token response from every female who hears about this... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brooklynkid Posted June 17 Report Share Posted June 17 Originally posted by hoke ... a girl invites you to her apartment after a long night of drinking... and makes you a bed on her couch. ouch. been there done that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcid21 Posted June 17 Report Share Posted June 17 JoetheMangina...I was gonna post about this today....LOL!Good Job! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigpoppanils Posted June 17 Report Share Posted June 17 this thread is bringing up bad memoriesi'm gonna go cut myself a few times...see ya'll in a little bit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brooklynkid Posted June 17 Report Share Posted June 17 Originally posted by bigpoppanils this thread is bringing up bad memoriesi'm gonna go cut myself a few times...see ya'll in a little bit Don't do that...think of this as group therapy. I am here to help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phuturephunk Posted June 17 Report Share Posted June 17 . . . I really should say something here . . . but I'll get back to lackeying for my boss . . . . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigpoppanils Posted June 17 Report Share Posted June 17 Originally posted by brooklynkid Don't do that...think of this as group therapy. I am here to help. too late...ahhh..thats better... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djdecay Posted June 17 Report Share Posted June 17 I dunno, cannot sympathise, only relate.I guess I'm to paranoid in the first place to get worked over like that.However I always find myself in relationships like that, there is sex, there is romance, but the whole point of the thing is "can i live with you?"or "marry me and make my daddy happy?"Some crap like that... I know my current girl had some dude drive her from some place to my house, it must have been bad to be him tho....Anyways in all moments of life!Now, not to sound like a Misogenist BUT!!!@@ A) Paranoya Saves time and money! If you think its TRUE no matter what she sez, IT PROBABLY IS!!C) In all human interactions SOMEONE has power, if its not you, it's prolly HER!D) Dumber GIRLS (and ppl in general) do dumber things.E) Suplication is not the way out! Dont take anyone out to dinner or provide rides etc.. unless you allready know them and are in some sort of interaction with them. Do NOT buy any female a drink at a club unless you have drink tickets and are promoting! CARS, Money, other crap do not matter in your dating stature, neither does braggin.If a girl finds you attractive she won't say it but in the words or Chris Rock she knows if she is going to get with you "right then and there" unless you ofcourse say something STUPID! BUT That's just my opinion, I could be wrongPS. USERS EXIST in every walk of life, financial and social demographicspot users and you won't get used.Or USE the user back! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snoozi8 Posted June 17 Report Share Posted June 17 so what's it called when a guy misleads a girl??? hmmmm a female on television who guys have always wanted to be friends with....... ???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeg Posted June 17 Author Report Share Posted June 17 Originally posted by snoozi8 so what's it called when a guy misleads a girl??? hmmmm a female on television who guys have always wanted to be friends with....... ???? Gay.why? because all guys want sex... so no (hetero) guy will mislead a girl and not have sex with her... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoke Posted June 17 Report Share Posted June 17 Originally posted by snoozi8 so what's it called when a guy misleads a girl??? hmmmm a female on television who guys have always wanted to be friends with....... ???? At least if a guy acts like he wants to get laid, it's because he does. Sometimes I wish I were gay... my sex life would be so much more straightforward. EDIT: dammit Joe beat me to it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phuturephunk Posted June 17 Report Share Posted June 17 Originally posted by snoozi8 so what's it called when a guy misleads a girl??? hmmmm a female on television who guys have always wanted to be friends with....... ???? . . . well . . it's the same syndrome as the "guy friends with girls" situation . . . . . you know . . an old boss of mine put it perfectly one day while we were wasting time one afternoon. . . . He's like: "Mike, there's no such thing as a female friend . . . they're just chicks you haven't fucked yet. . . " . . And that's very true alot of the times from the outset of a guy/girl relationship . . I'm not saying that it's always the case, but that's usually the norm. . . .. . Now, the simple fact of the matter is . . if a chick wants to be friends with you . . it simply implies that she's not attracted to you, hence NOT willing to fuck you . . but she DOES find you appealing enough to associate with . . yeah, it's a pain at times, but it can be enriching as well . . . . . Same on the flipside . . when a male says he just wants to be "friends" with a girl, that means he doesn't find the girl in question attractive enough to fuck. . . that simple . . . . . . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoke Posted June 17 Report Share Posted June 17 Originally posted by phuturephunk . . . Same on the flipside . . when a male says he just wants to be "friends" with a girl, that means he doesn't find the girl in question attractive enough to fuck. . . that simple . . . . . . . . Ah... but never forget the wise words of Billy Crystal in "When Harry Met Sally"..."Nah, you pretty much wanna nail them too." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeg Posted June 17 Author Report Share Posted June 17 Originally posted by phuturephunk . . you know . . an old boss of mine put it perfectly one day while we were wasting time one afternoon. . . . He's like: "Mike, there's no such thing as a female friend . . . they're just chicks you haven't fucked yet. . . " . . And that's very true alot of the times from the outset of a guy/girl relationship . . I'm not saying that it's always the case, but that's usually the norm. . . .My freshman yr, HS english teacher ALWAYS said that...lol... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sillyrabbit Posted June 17 Report Share Posted June 17 Originally posted by hoke ... a girl invites you to her apartment after a long night of drinking... and makes you a bed on her couch. Hold up....what if the girl doesn't want your drunk ass to drive home drunk?I am currently getting the backlash from a guy who thought we were dating, but I thought we were just happy hour buddies....Guys, wouldn't you get a clue if - in 10 months, 1 quick kiss goodbye, you alternate paying for the tab, no phone calls, all planning communication is done through emails - that you ain't getting any and are in the friend category??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wideskies Posted June 17 Report Share Posted June 17 Originally posted by hoke ... a girl invites you to her apartment after a long night of drinking... and makes you a bed on her couch. .. it's better than being thrown to the curb...". . Now, the simple fact of the matter is . . if a chick wants to be friends with you . . it simply implies that she's not attracted to you, hence NOT willing to fuck you . . but she DOES find you appealing enough to associate with . . yeah, it's a pain at times, but it can be enriching as well . ."untrue for me, at least. i have been and am attracted to some of my friends, but attraction is not the only thing that determines whether i'd be in a relationship with someone. "..Sometimes I wish I were gay... my sex life would be so much more straightforward. "was that sarcasm? 'cause you know love/sex lives are NEVER straightforward. anyone who thinks so is not paying attention... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bebby Posted June 17 Report Share Posted June 17 I agree.. girls are fucked up.....BUT.. if a guy drives a girl to a club, she ditches him all night to hook up with a guy and he still drives her home and he gets a piece than its a differnet story.. guys work in weird ways as well as girls do.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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