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Mary Mary quite contrary shaved her pussy cause it was so damn hairy.

Roll, roll, roll your joint twist it at the end, take a puff, that's enough and pass it to a friend.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, unzipped his fly, and Jill said "I don't wanna"

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun. Stupid Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son.

Jack be nimble

Jack be quick

Jack burnt off his little Dick!

Old Mother Hubbard went to the cubbard

to fetch her poor dog a bone.

But when she bent over,

Rover took over

And the bitch got a bone of her own!

Peter peter pumpkin eater

had a wife loved to beat her

smacked her twice across the head

fucked her ass and went to bed

Mary had a little lamb

she kept it in her back yard

when she took her panties off

his wooly dick got hard

Hickory Dickory Dock

The bitch was suckin my cock

The clock struck two

I dropped my goo

And dropped the bitch off at the next block!

Little boy blue,

he needed the money.

Little bow peep fucked a sheep

blew a horse, licked his feet,

she ate his ass so very nice

tongued his balls not once but twice


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