barvybe Posted June 25 Report Share Posted June 25 (bad joke thread...please supply your worst)Q: Why did the telemarketer cross the road?A: To sell the chicken something he didn't need. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roha3000 Posted June 25 Report Share Posted June 25 Dude, that is horrible. Not even going to try to top that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJGaryMatthews Posted June 25 Report Share Posted June 25 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeg Posted June 25 Report Share Posted June 25 yeah, seriously, that was FOUL... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barvybe Posted June 25 Author Report Share Posted June 25 ok, i admit it was bad. that was the point.there are many more bad jokes out there than good ones.sometimes its nice to celebrate the bad things.since no one else will play, here's another:A woman walks into the doctors office and says, "Doctor I hurt all over."The doctor says, "that's impossible.""No really! Just look, when I touch my arm, ouch! it hurts. When I touch my leg, ouch!, it hurts. When I touch my head, ouch!, it hurts. When I touch my chest, ouch!!, it really hurts." she replies.The doctor just shakes his head and says, "You're a natural blonde, aren't you?"The woman smiles and says, "Why yes I am. How did you know?"The doctor replies, "Because your finger is broken." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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