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It is with the saddest heart that we must pass on the

following news....

Please join us in remembering a great icon of the

entertainment community.

The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast

infection and complications

from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin.

Dozens of celebrities

turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs.

Butterworth, Hungry Jack,

the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess

Twinkies, and Captain

Crunch. The gravesite was piled high with flours.

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly

described Doughboy as a man

who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose

quickly in show

business, but his later life was filled with

turnovers. He was not

considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his

dough on half baked

schemes.

Despite being a little flaky at times, he still, as a

crusty old man, was

considered a roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough; two

children, John Dough and

Jane Dough; plus they had one in the oven. He is also

survived by his

elderly father, Pop Tart.

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

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