The 30 Truths of Porn

[pod]

1. Women wear high heels to bed.

2. Men are never impotent.

3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than

satisfactory.

4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she

will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her.

5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face

with sperm.

6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men.

7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob.

8. Women always orgasm when men do.

9. A blowjob will always get a woman off a speeding ticket.

10. All women are noisy fucks.

11. People in the 70's couldn't fuck unless there was a wild

guitar solo in the background.

12. Those tits are real.

13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to

take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt.

14. Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they cum.

15. If there is two of them they "high five" each other. (and

the girl isn't disgusted!)

16. Double penetration makes women smile.

17. Asian men don't exist.

18. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in

the bushes, the boyfriend won't bash seven shades of shit out of

you if you shove your cock in his girlfriend's mouth.

19. There's a plot.

20. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite a

woman by giving her a gentle slap on the butt.

21. Nurses suck patient's cocks.

22. Men always pull out.

23. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best

friend, she'll only be momentarily pissed off before fucking the

both of you.

24. Women never have headaches... or periods.

25. When a woman is sucking a man's cock, it's important for

him to remind her to "suck it".

26. Assholes are clean.

27. A man ejaculating on a woman's butt is a satisfying result

for all parties concerned.

28. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a

man's trousers and find a cock there.

29. Men don't have to beg.

30. When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place

one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly on his hip.

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porn rules.....

[digital7]

Originally posted by pod

1. Women wear high heels to bed.

2. Men are never impotent.

3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than

satisfactory.

4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she

will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her.

5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face

with sperm.

6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men.

7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob.

8. Women always orgasm when men do.

9. A blowjob will always get a woman off a speeding ticket.

10. All women are noisy fucks.

11. People in the 70's couldn't fuck unless there was a wild

guitar solo in the background.

12. Those tits are real.

13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to

take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt.

14. Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they cum.

15. If there is two of them they "high five" each other. (and

the girl isn't disgusted!)

16. Double penetration makes women smile.

17. Asian men don't exist.

18. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in

the bushes, the boyfriend won't bash seven shades of shit out of

you if you shove your cock in his girlfriend's mouth.

19. There's a plot.

20. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite a

woman by giving her a gentle slap on the butt.

21. Nurses suck patient's cocks.

22. Men always pull out.

23. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best

friend, she'll only be momentarily pissed off before fucking the

both of you.

24. Women never have headaches... or periods.

25. When a woman is sucking a man's cock, it's important for

him to remind her to "suck it".

26. Assholes are clean.

27. A man ejaculating on a woman's butt is a satisfying result

for all parties concerned.

28. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a

man's trousers and find a cock there.

29. Men don't have to beg.

30. When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place

one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly on his hip.

LMAO!

[lomenus]

THat shit was HILARIOUS!

Don t forget

Rule 31: changing positions every 5 secs is ok

Todays porn is awesome, with all the super hot girls in porn,

you d think there were NO ugly girls in the world!

But plenty of old, ugly white guys.

:knife:

Enjoy your porn!

PEACE!