quoth Posted July 1 Report Share Posted July 1 theme: joeg and hoke-THE TRUTH EXPOSED!!!!!!!!"It all starts with a little friendly shower activity at his place"http://bbs.clubplanet.com/showthread.php?s=&postid=902357#post902357 Oh and um...hope you enjoyed the parade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felix_Leiter Posted July 1 Report Share Posted July 1 u should do your gay thread of the day later on...the last 3 have been weak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoke Posted July 1 Report Share Posted July 1 :laugh: ... oh, wait.... HEY!!!! (Joe, I'm gonna kill you...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quoth Posted July 1 Author Report Share Posted July 1 Originally posted by smokesum u should do your gay thread of the day later on...the last 3 have been weak. brb...i gotta take this call...its this girl i met recently...she says she knows u....hmmmmmmmmmmm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeg Posted July 1 Report Share Posted July 1 lol... quoth kept saying his "gaydar" was going off whenever I walked over... but I think we all know his "gaydar" is a euphamism for his 4" of manmeat that were "going off" whenever I was around...Glimpse into quoth's head:"hey... fuckin... if i fuckin curse enough and act tough enough, no one will know i'm a fuckin... closet homo... I hope no one realizes everyone from fuckin scanectity (sp? who cares) is a closet homosexual..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quoth Posted July 1 Author Report Share Posted July 1 Originally posted by joeg lol... quoth kept saying his "gaydar" was going off whenever I walked over... but I think we all know his "gaydar" is a euphamism for his 4" of manmeat that were "going off" whenever I was around...Glimpse into quoth's head:"hey... fuckin... if i fuckin curse enough and act tough enough, no one will know i'm a fuckin... closet homo... I hope no one realizes everyone from fuckin scanectity (sp? who cares) is a closet homosexual..." yo...you set off ANYONES fuckin gaydar..but stop tryin to pull reverse psychology on me cause A) i have a girl 4"?? LOL um HARDLY bro...C)and yer seeing or fucking who again?? oh thats right NO ONE lol...but ya sure were MIGHY "SWEET" twards me eh eh ehhhhhh?? possibly tryin to swindle me into yer underground world of nostalgic gay porn and picture of sigfried and roy all yer wall..not to mention yer Liberace record collection at home mmmmmhmmmmm....just remember one thing lol..."The truth will set you free" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeg Posted July 1 Report Share Posted July 1 Originally posted by quoth yo...you set off ANYONES fuckin gaydar..but stop tryin to pull reverse psychology on me cause A) i have a girl 4"?? LOL um HARDLY bro...C)and yer seeing or fucking who again?? oh thats right NO ONE lol...but ya sure were MIGHY "SWEET" twards me eh eh ehhhhhh?? possibly tryin to swindle me into yer underground world of nostalgic gay porn and picture of sigfried and roy all yer wall..not to mention yer Liberace record collection at home mmmmmhmmmmm....just remember one thing lol..."The truth will set you free" lol... what do you mean TRYIN to swindle you?Quoth: "eyy ahh fuckstick... you know anywhere i can indulge my throbbing manjunk fantasies around here? i've been out of the scene for a little while cause of my health.."me: "what the fuck... I thought you had a girl?"Quoth: "fuckin of coarse i fuckin have a girl, but thats just for fuckin appearences... i need some 14" big black cock to satisfy me..."me: "yeah, I gotta go get some water or something... brb..." *runs like hell* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quoth Posted July 1 Author Report Share Posted July 1 Originally posted by joeg lol... what do you mean TRYIN to swindle you?Quoth: "eyy ahh fuckstick... you know anywhere i can indulge my throbbing manjunk fantasies around here? i've been out of the scene for a little while cause of my health.."me: "what the fuck... I thought you had a girl?"Quoth: "fuckin of coarse i fuckin have a girl, but thats just for fuckin appearences... i need some 14" big black cock to satisfy me..."me: "yeah, I gotta go get some water or something... brb..." *runs like hell* :laugh: hahah oh shit she is gonna smack the fucking living cellulite outta you when i show her this lol.14" big black cock? wtf? why is color an issue with you? but u know damn well the conversation went more like:joeg: (in a super trendy fag voice that is naturally his own) "AHHHHH FUCKSTICK YA MADE IT!!"Quoth: "well of fucking course i made it"joeg: "Damn...i figured that you would be a out of action longer being that, last time i saw you i had yer skinny McFuckable ass bent over and sweating out a whole fuckin happy meal on yer back"Quoth: "Ah dont worry bout it bro..its all good..ya gave me a real good poundin..more than i expected actually...its just that my ass doesnt feel quite the same anymore"joeg: "oh no?"Quoth: "yea fuckin...i think you tore the lining or some shit when you put that rectal thermometer in me"joeg: "Quoth, that was no rectal thermometer buddy...that was indeed some Cellulite Cock"Quoth: "well holy fuckin shit...that "cellulite cock" or whatever you call it was so goddamn terrible size wise that it felt like i was gettin my temperature takin rectally"joeg: "hmm..sorry you feel this way...hokw never complains? odd. Quoth: "Thats because hoke LIKES IT!!" i DO NOT...i just do it so i can help you outta yer car modification debt"joeg: "well...if i invest in a penis pump will it make things better?"Quoth: "Perhaps...but you will still be a large sack of monkey shit with tits almost as big as wideskies"joeg: "Ok well i know a few sex shops on christopher st.?"Quoth: "FUCK THAT!!! BITCH, WE TALKIN YER ASS TO JENNY CRAIG BEFORE ANYTHING"joeg: "Does that mean i have to cut down on my calorie intake? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoke Posted July 1 Report Share Posted July 1 Originally posted by quoth hahah oh shit she is gonna smack the fucking living cellulite outta you when i show her this lol.14" big black cock? wtf? why is color an issue with you? but u know damn well the conversation went more like:joeg: (in a super trendy fag voice that is naturally his own) "AHHHHH FUCKSTICK YA MADE IT!!"Quoth: "well of fucking course i made it"joeg: "Damn...i figured that you would be a out of action longer being that, last time i saw you i had yer skinny McFuckable ass bent over and sweating out a whole fuckin happy meal on yer back"Quoth: "Ah dont worry bout it bro..its all good..ya gave me a real good poundin..more than i expected actually...its just that my ass doesnt feel quite the same anymore"joeg: "oh no?"Quoth: "yea fuckin...i think you tore the lining or some shit when you put that rectal thermometer in me"joeg: "Quoth, that was no rectal thermometer buddy...that was indeed some Cellulite Cock"Quoth: "well holy fuckin shit...that "cellulite cock" or whatever you call it was so goddamn terrible size wise that it felt like i was gettin my temperature takin rectally"joeg: "hmm..sorry you feel this way...hokw never complains? odd. Quoth: "Thats because hoke LIKES IT!!" i DO NOT...i just do it so i can help you outta yer car modification debt"joeg: "well...if i invest in a penis pump will it make things better?"Quoth: "Perhaps...but you will still be a large sack of monkey shit with tits almost as big as wideskies"joeg: "Ok well i know a few sex shops on christopher st.?"Quoth: "FUCK THAT!!! BITCH, WE TALKIN YER ASS TO JENNY CRAIG BEFORE ANYTHING"joeg: "Does that mean i have to cut down on my calorie intake? :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeg Posted July 1 Report Share Posted July 1 Originally posted by quoth hahah oh shit she is gonna smack the fucking living cellulite outta you when i show her this lol.14" big black cock? wtf? why is color an issue with you? but u know damn well the conversation went more like:joeg: (in a super trendy fag voice that is naturally his own) "AHHHHH FUCKSTICK YA MADE IT!!"Quoth: "well of fucking course i made it"joeg: "Damn...i figured that you would be a out of action longer being that, last time i saw you i had yer skinny McFuckable ass bent over and sweating out a whole fuckin happy meal on yer back"Quoth: "Ah dont worry bout it bro..its all good..ya gave me a real good poundin..more than i expected actually...its just that my ass doesnt feel quite the same anymore"joeg: "oh no?"Quoth: "yea fuckin...i think you tore the lining or some shit when you put that rectal thermometer in me"joeg: "Quoth, that was no rectal thermometer buddy...that was indeed some Cellulite Cock"Quoth: "well holy fuckin shit...that "cellulite cock" or whatever you call it was so goddamn terrible size wise that it felt like i was gettin my temperature takin rectally"joeg: "hmm..sorry you feel this way...hokw never complains? odd. Quoth: "Thats because hoke LIKES IT!!" i DO NOT...i just do it so i can help you outta yer car modification debt"joeg: "well...if i invest in a penis pump will it make things better?"Quoth: "Perhaps...but you will still be a large sack of monkey shit with tits almost as big as wideskies"joeg: "Ok well i know a few sex shops on christopher st.?"Quoth: "FUCK THAT!!! BITCH, WE TALKIN YER ASS TO JENNY CRAIG BEFORE ANYTHING"joeg: "Does that mean i have to cut down on my calorie intake? :laugh: :laugh:and its a color thing, because ask white guys don't have 14" cocks... lol... so i'm the reason you've been in the hospital? lol... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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