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Chinese couple gets married - and she's a virgin.

> > On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the

> > bed sheets as her husband undresses.

> > He climbs in bed next to her and tries to be reassuring:

> > "My darring, I know dis you firt time and you flighten...

> > I plomise you, I give you anyting you want,

> > I do anyting you want.

> > What you want?"

> > "I wanna numma 69", she replies.

> >

> > He responds,

> > "You wanna beef with bloccolli?"

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