dgmodel Posted July 6 Report Share Posted July 6 Chinese couple gets married - and she's a virgin.> > On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the> > bed sheets as her husband undresses.> > He climbs in bed next to her and tries to be reassuring:> > "My darring, I know dis you firt time and you flighten...> > I plomise you, I give you anyting you want,> > I do anyting you want.> > What you want?"> > "I wanna numma 69", she replies.> >> > He responds,> > "You wanna beef with bloccolli?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgym Posted July 6 Report Share Posted July 6 Oh NO! :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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