mikeyloco Posted July 10 Report Share Posted July 10 There are so many, my favs are Full Metal JacketGunnery Sergeant Hartman, Drill Instructor: How tall are you, private?Pvt. Cowboy: Sir, five-foot-nine, sir!Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Drill Instructor: Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked shit that high.Good Will HuntingSkylar: You were hoping for a goodnight kiss.Will: No, you know. I'll tell ya, I was hoping for a goodnight lay, but I'll settle for like a kiss.Skylar: How very noble of you.Will: Thank you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmatas2277 Posted July 10 Report Share Posted July 10 Payback:"Thats just mean..."Billy Madison:"He called the shit poop!!"Taxi Driver:"Are you talking to me?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djfrosty Posted July 10 Report Share Posted July 10 "My advice to you is...start drinking heavily!!!"Animal House Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeydny Posted July 10 Report Share Posted July 10 Im like a walking guide to movie quotes....all Sandler FilmsGoodfellasScarfaceVegas VacationMeet the Parents...all classic one liners. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cooljunkie Posted July 11 Report Share Posted July 11 Swingers:"I'm supposed to be all happy cos she's like wearing a backpack"Fight Club:"How that workin' out for ya - being clever?"Goonies:"And then, in fifth grade..."Shit there are so many Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeyloco Posted July 11 Author Report Share Posted July 11 "Its the gift that keeps on giving" Cousin Eddie to Clark after Clark gets a check and its not his bonus but a membership to the Jelly of the Month club , CHRISTMAS VACATION Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest saleen351 Posted July 11 Report Share Posted July 11 "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW ABOUT SURFING, YOU'RE FROM NEW JERSEY"APOCOLYSPE NOW REDUX... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeyloco Posted July 11 Author Report Share Posted July 11 Mr. Jones: I grab a dog. I choke him and I kick the shit out of him. All day long got my foot up a dog's ass. Just bang, bang, bang up his ass. That's my pleasure. FRIDAYAfter Spicoli wrecks Jefferson's car.]Jefferson's Brother: My brother's gonna kill us! He's gonna kill us! He's gonna kill you and he's gonna kill me, he's gonna kill us!Jeff Spicoli: Hey man, just be glad I had fast reflexes!Jefferson's Brother: My brother's gonna shit!Jeff Spicoli: Make up your mind, dude, is he gonna shit or is he gonna kill us?Jefferson's Brother: First he's gonna shit, then he's gonna kill us!Jeff Spicoli: Relax, alright? My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it.Jeff Spicoli: No shirt, no shoes, no dice.Brad Hamilton: Right. Learn it, know it, live it.FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbflux Posted July 11 Report Share Posted July 11 from Guy Ritchie's Lock Stock and two smoking Barrels.... "Chiiiiiilllll, Winston" you gotta have watched that movie to understand how cool that quote was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
koky Posted July 11 Report Share Posted July 11 boy i tell ya , ya cant beat prostitution !! you got it ! you sell it !! you still got it !!(meet wally sparks:D ) if i were you , id ask myself "do i feel lucky ??" well ?? do ya ?? PUNK !! dirty harry.....say hello to my littol friend !!damn !! theres too many of these things to post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
absolutv Posted July 11 Report Share Posted July 11 Jay: I am the clit commander!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeygk Posted July 11 Report Share Posted July 11 Way of the Gun "Someone better shut that bitch up before I come over there and fuck start her face!" Monty Python & The Holy Grail {insert exaggerated British accent} "You mean to tell me that you're King just b/c some watery tart threw a sword at you........just b/c some moistened bitch lofts a scimitar........strange women lying in ponds, distributing armaments is no way to form a system of government." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pod Posted July 11 Report Share Posted July 11 chasing amy--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Holden: So, uh, what do you wanna do tonight?Banky: Mmm, get a pizza, watch "Degrassi Jr. High."Holden: You got a weird thing for Canadian melodrama.Banky: I got a weird thing for girls who say "aboot."aliens--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[Only in special edition][During the drop to LV-426]Hudson: I'm ready, man, check it out. I am the ultimate badass! State of the badass art! You do NOT want to fuck with me. Check it out! Hey Ripley, don't worry. Me and my squad of ultimate badasses will protect you! Check it out! Independently targeting particle beam phalanx. Whoa! Fry half a city with this puppy. We got tactical smart missiles, base plasma pulse rifles, RPGs, we got sonic electronic ball breakers! We got nukes, we got knives, sharp sticks...human traffic--------------------------------------------------------------------------------TV interviewer: Why do you come to these nights?Lulu: I'd like to answer that one if I may.Nina: Sure.Lulu: To get absolutely trashed.mallrats--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[At a Dating Game-like game show.]Brandi: Second suitor: if we were making whoopee, what sounds would you make?Brodie: Wait, what's whoopee?Brandi: You know, being intimate.Brodie: What? Like fucking?--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Brodie: One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck in his ass. True story. He bought it at the local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarassing for my relatives and all. But the next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with a trip to the emergency room. Then, last week, I saw him in the pet store. He was buying another cat! I said, "Walt, what the hell are you doing, you know you're just gonna get this cat stuck up your ass too, why don't you knock it off?" And he says to me, "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?" My cousin was a weird guy.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Brandie: Second suitor, would you ever make whoopie in public?Brodie: I already did once today! But my cousin Walter jerked off in public once. True story. He was on this plane to New Mexico when all of the sudden the hydraulics went. The plane starts spinning around, going out of control, so he figures it's all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there. So all the other passengers take a cue from him and they start whipping it out and beating like mad! So all the passengers are beating off, plummeting to their certain doom, when all of the sudden, the hydraulics kick back in. The plane rights itself and they land safely and everyone puts their penises or, whatever, you know, away and deboard. No one mentions the phenomenon to anyone else.Gill: Well, did he cum, or what?Brodie: Jesus Christ, man! There's just some things you don't talk about in public!malice--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Jed: I have an M.D. from Harvard, I am board certified in cardio-thoracic medicine and trauma surgery, I have been awarded citations from seven different medical boards in New England, and I am never, ever sick at sea. So I ask you; when someone goes into that chapel and they fall on their knees and they pray to God that their wife doesn't miscarry or that their daughter doesn't bleed to death or that their mother doesn't suffer acute neural trama from postoperative shock, who do you think they're praying to? Now, go ahead and read your Bible, _Dennis_, and you go to your church, and, with any luck, you might win the annual raffle, but if you're looking for God, he was in operating room number two on November 17, and he doesn't like to be second guessed. You ask me if I have a God complex. Let me tell you something: I am God.dogma--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Bethany: Sex is a joke in heaven?Metatron: The way I understand it, it's mostly a joke down here, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasonmarc Posted July 11 Report Share Posted July 11 Goonies:"Heyyyyyy youuuu guyyyyyyysssssssssssssssssss!!!"Scarface:"Isok shee bee back" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmatas2277 Posted July 11 Report Share Posted July 11 i forgot:DUECE BIGALOW:"Thats huge bitch!!"POOTIE TANG:"Sada Tay" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
staceyg5 Posted July 11 Report Share Posted July 11 half baked "yo' B; i'm not mexican...i'm cuban!"then again, i think that whole movie is hilarious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmatas2277 Posted July 11 Report Share Posted July 11 Originally posted by staceyg5 half baked "yo' B; i'm not mexican...i'm cuban!"then again, i think that whole movie is hilarious :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
staceyg5 Posted July 11 Report Share Posted July 11 also, the shower scene when the white guy is sing'ng "all by myself"; drops his bar of soap and "nasty nate" is giving him the eye!beyond funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeyloco Posted July 11 Author Report Share Posted July 11 VACATION Cousin Eddie: I don't know why they call this stuff hamburger helper. It does just fine by itself, huh? I like it better than tuna helper myself, don't you, Clark?Clark Griswold: You're the gourmet around here, Eddie.Eddie: I got laid off when they closed that asbestos factory, and wouldn't you know it, the army cuts my disability pension because they said that the plate in my head wasn't big enough.FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGHJeff Spicoli: No shirt, no shoes, no dice.Brad Hamilton: Right. Learn it, know it, live it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lavosdeldiablo Posted July 11 Report Share Posted July 11 ROAD TRIP:Sean William Scott(stiffler) & Girlfriend Girl says: "Let me get this straight you want me to shove two fingers up your ass?!?!?!"Sean turns and says: "Your right better make it threee"--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Something about marry:Ben Stiller: (*Zips his pants over his n*tsack*)Mary's Dad: walks in and says "How'd you get the beans above the frank?!?!?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunnyhost Posted July 11 Report Share Posted July 11 Meet the Parents:Wait a second...your name is Gaylord Faucker??? Your parents named you Gay Faucker?!?!?!Friday:-You got knocked the F******ck out!-(Craig to fat "freddy" jackson)- Nah, its okay...my momma doesn't like it when a lot of people come with me to pick her up.Dangerous Minds:Waiter: ...And what will you have sir?Student: I'll have the chickenWaiter: What type of chicken sir?Student: A whole one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drewbongiorno Posted July 12 Report Share Posted July 12 Monique Junot: He keeps putting his testicles all over me.Lane Myer: Excuse me?Monique Junot: You know, like octopus? Testicles?Lane Myer: Ohhhh. Tentacles. N-T.Lane Myer: Sorry Johnny, I don't have a dime.Johnny: Didn't ask for a dime. Two dollars.Lane Myer: My mom's not home. She had to take my brother to the hospital. My grandma dropped acid this morning, and she was really stressed out. She hijacked a busload full of... penguins. It's sort of a family crisis. Bye!Charles De Mar: This is pure snow! Do you have any idea what the street value of this mountain is?Charles De Mar: How are we going to get real drugs in this town? We can't even get cable!Charles De Mar: Suicide is never the answer little trouper.Charles De Mar: And dying when you're not really sick is really sick, you know. Really!Charles De Mar: I've been going to this high school for seven and a half years. I'm no dummy. I know high school girls.Mailman: What's a little boy like you doing with big boy smut like this?Tree Trimmer: Now that's a real shame when folks be throwin' away a perfectly good white boy like that.Lane Myer: Gee, I'm real sorry your mom blew up, Ricky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
james954 Posted July 12 Report Share Posted July 12 from kalifornia"that there's a po-lice in a world a hurtin, and this here's a mercy killin" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naomi1 Posted July 12 Report Share Posted July 12 "I'll Be Back" Terminator I Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmatas2277 Posted July 12 Report Share Posted July 12 NIGHT AT THE ROXYBURY:"Did you touch my ass?"TOMCATS:"You will put your finger up his ass, but you wont touch his balls?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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