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Does anyone have a spare pair of balls I can borrow for the evening? I promise to return them in the morning, unscathed and clean (possibly shaven, too)

Let me know.

Crack

P.S. I don't don't wear underwear so if they appear a bit droopy upon return, please don't be alarmed. They go right back to where they should be with proper handling and care.

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Whats the matter got married then castrated?

Sex change go screwy?

or just feeling unmanly?

Forgot to do the KWB(Keys,Wallet,Balls) check before you left the house?

I can understand losing your marbels....but losing your balls? thats a sad story my friend...

:flame:

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Originally posted by Crackorn

Does anyone have a spare pair of balls I can borrow for the evening? I promise to return them in the morning, unscathed and clean (possibly shaven, too)

Let me know.

Crack

P.S. I don't don't wear underwear so if they appear a bit droopy upon return, please don't be alarmed. They go right back to where they should be with proper handling and care.

if i let u borrow them, will you promise me you won't "dip my balls in it"? :cool:

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