Xpander Posted July 18 Report Share Posted July 18 As you all should know by now, the rules of behavior on CP had to be reinforced recently.Reference A:http://bbs.clubplanet.com/showthread.php?threadid=107759Well you may have been wondering: how does this affect me, the common Clubplanet reader?Well, as some of you know by now, Iran has recently sentenced a man to death for raping a minor. Reference B:http://news.excite.com/article/id/114016|oddlyenough|07-18-2002::10:44|reuters.htmlAnd seeing as this law appears to be a relatively efficient method of suppressing behavior, CP will now apply a similar doctrine.Hoke and JoeG have proven recently that they are, in fact, children.Reference C:http://bbs.clubplanet.com/showthread.php?threadid=107818Reference D:http://bbs.clubplanet.com/showthread.php?threadid=107788So, based on the doctrine adopted from our Middle Eastern bretherns, Pederasty is PUNISHABLE BY DEATH.Reference B:http://news.excite.com/article/id/114016|oddlyenough|07-18-2002::10:44|reuters.htmlSo from now on, until abolished by official declaration, any person(s) attempting to engage in sexual behavior with Hoke and JoeG will be thrown off the nearest cliff in a sack.If they survive, then they will be hanged.I hope everyone abides by this new extreme, yet necessary measure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wideskies Posted July 18 Report Share Posted July 18 well, there goes MY evening... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sassa Posted July 18 Report Share Posted July 18 this is not funny at all... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotcheme Posted July 18 Report Share Posted July 18 :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoke Posted July 18 Report Share Posted July 18 Now, xpander... lucky for you that article doesn't say anything about past crimes... :goofy: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codica3 Posted July 18 Report Share Posted July 18 Hmm.. :blank: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeg Posted July 18 Report Share Posted July 18 wait, this doesn't effect anyone... no one IS having sex with me or hoke? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr0ne Posted July 18 Report Share Posted July 18 I fail to see the connection. Is having sex with either one of them forbidden by the CP rules? I think not. On that note - wideskies, have a GREAT evening!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoke Posted July 18 Report Share Posted July 18 Originally posted by dr0ne I fail to see the connection. Is having sex with either one of them forbidden by the CP rules? I think not. On that note - wideskies, have a GREAT evening!! psst . . . the check's in the mail . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
girly Posted July 18 Report Share Posted July 18 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abortionator Posted July 18 Report Share Posted July 18 Actually I think one of the new rules of CP is that you gotta keep rib-tickling chuckle-fests like this under 4 pages containing no more than 5 minutes of research and no more than 1 link.I need a nap from just trying to figure the joke out... Jeez Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeg Posted July 18 Report Share Posted July 18 Originally posted by abortionator Actually I think one of the new rules of CP is that you gotta keep rib-tickling chuckle-fests like this under 4 pages containing no more than 5 minutes of research and no more than 1 link.I need a nap from just trying to figure the joke out... Jeez :laugh: rib-tickling chuckle-fests :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr0ne Posted July 18 Report Share Posted July 18 Originally posted by abortionator Actually I think one of the new rules of CP is that you gotta keep rib-tickling chuckle-fests like this under 4 pages containing no more than 5 minutes of research and no more than 1 link.I need a nap from just trying to figure the joke out... Jeez yeah seriously, when i check posts on here, i expect some fucking seriously low brow entertainment! tis what i come here foh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teklord310 Posted July 18 Report Share Posted July 18 Originally posted by joeg wait, this doesn't effect anyone... no one IS having sex with me or hoke? :laugh: He's got u there!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abortionator Posted July 18 Report Share Posted July 18 Originally posted by dr0ne yeah seriously, when i check posts on here, i expect some fucking seriously low brow entertainment! tis what i come here foh! Exactly. We need shook here to sum it all up in 5 words. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoke Posted July 18 Report Share Posted July 18 Originally posted by abortionator Exactly. We need shook here to sum it all up in 5 words. No... shook would take a half-page run-on paragraph to go off about what could be summed up in 5 words... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xpander Posted July 18 Author Report Share Posted July 18 What can I say, it's been a slow day. *shrugs* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
echostar Posted July 19 Report Share Posted July 19 what?????? i couldnt decipher the 8 pages of words.......way too far for a joke.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nycmuzik Posted July 19 Report Share Posted July 19 Damn....I wish you told me alittle sooner..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted July 19 Report Share Posted July 19 Originally posted by xpander As you all should know by now, the rules of behavior on CP had to be reinforced recently.Reference A:http://bbs.clubplanet.com/showthread.php?threadid=107759Well you may have been wondering: how does this affect me, the common Clubplanet reader?Well, as some of you know by now, Iran has recently sentenced a man to death for raping a minor. Reference B:http://news.excite.com/article/id/114016|oddlyenough|07-18-2002::10:44|reuters.htmlAnd seeing as this law appears to be a relatively efficient method of suppressing behavior, CP will now apply a similar doctrine.Hoke and JoeG have proven recently that they are, in fact, children.Reference C:http://bbs.clubplanet.com/showthread.php?threadid=107818Reference D:http://bbs.clubplanet.com/showthread.php?threadid=107788So, based on the doctrine adopted from our Middle Eastern bretherns, Pederasty is PUNISHABLE BY DEATH.Reference B:http://news.excite.com/article/id/114016|oddlyenough|07-18-2002::10:44|reuters.htmlSo from now on, until abolished by official declaration, any person(s) attempting to engage in sexual behavior with Hoke and JoeG will be thrown off the nearest cliff in a sack.If they survive, then they will be hanged.I hope everyone abides by this new extreme, yet necessary measure.I think this definately goes down as one of the best things ive ever read on cp... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reeni Posted July 19 Report Share Posted July 19 damn and i was planning on have sex with both of them!!!! so who can i have sex with:confused: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted July 19 Report Share Posted July 19 prolly only dgmodel... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nycmuzik Posted July 19 Report Share Posted July 19 ::Kicks Dg out of the way::.......I need it more..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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