meng Posted July 23 Report Share Posted July 23 So...this skinny little chinese-eyed dude that was a good friend of mine and who I also played drums with in the University of Miami drumline in 1992 is currently the drummer of Shakira's band and I heard from a reliable source that he either has or is her boyfriend which means that he has or is getting a piece of that fine woman......my my my....why did my road not lead me in that direction......and I was a better drummer than him anyway.....fuck fuck fuck......so if you notice the skinny chinese-eyed drummer in Shakira's video.....that's my boy Brandon.....and he is one lucky motherucker......I need to get a hold of that guy somehow.....maybe Shakira's got a slot for a congo player or something.....I WANNA BANG SHAKIRA TOO DAMNIT!!!....and another drummer that played with me in the UM marching band, Ed Toth, turned out to be a drummer in the band Vertical Horizon....but I dont really care about that cuz they had like one hit song last year and disappeared.........okay.....had to vent...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeydny Posted July 23 Report Share Posted July 23 hahahahaha that sucks man, id feel the same way.....big FUCK YOU goes out to the lil skinny chinese dude banging Shakira Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meng Posted July 23 Author Report Share Posted July 23 The guy is cool as fuck but I must agree.....big ol FUK YOU to Brendan for landing that gig and most importantly, that girl....GOD!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeygk Posted July 23 Report Share Posted July 23 I thought she was kanoodling w/ the president of Argentina's son or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meng Posted July 23 Author Report Share Posted July 23 I think so too Joey which is why I'm not sure whether or not Brendan is still with her in that way, but I know that when he started drumming for her, they were together.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobeton Posted July 23 Report Share Posted July 23 don't playa hate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meng Posted July 23 Author Report Share Posted July 23 yeah yeah yeah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobeton Posted July 23 Report Share Posted July 23 Originally posted by meng yeah yeah yeah come on bro your a dj. where the dj hoes at.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest saleen351 Posted July 23 Report Share Posted July 23 she was married and still is long before she made her American break threw...........she is by the way no jessica simpson and never could out sing her... though i'd put on my snorkel and ear her ass, so i don't have to come up for air....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
koky Posted July 23 Report Share Posted July 23 Originally posted by sobeton come on bro your a dj. where the dj hoes at.. rock ho's , raver ho's , spanish music ho's ... tony , ho's is ho's dawg !! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meng Posted July 23 Author Report Share Posted July 23 come on bro your a dj. where the dj hoes at.. they ain't Shakira, bro!...that's for sure... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeydny Posted July 23 Report Share Posted July 23 Originally posted by saleen351 she was married and still is long before she made her American break threw...........she is by the way no jessica simpson and never could out sing her... though i'd put on my snorkel and ear her ass, so i don't have to come up for air....... Id rather eat Shakiras ass then Jess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeygk Posted July 23 Report Share Posted July 23 Originally posted by meng they ain't Shakira, bro!...that's for sure... no they're 17 years old and have boyfriends..........okay that was bad, but I couldn't help it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobeton Posted July 23 Report Share Posted July 23 Originally posted by koky rock ho's , raver ho's , spanish music ho's ... tony , ho's is ho's dawg !! :D true:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobeton Posted July 23 Report Share Posted July 23 Originally posted by joeygk no they're 17 years old and have boyfriends..........okay that was bad, but I couldn't help it! where you been hanging?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meng Posted July 23 Author Report Share Posted July 23 no they're 17 years old and have boyfriends..........okay that was bad, but I couldn't help it! Ok, your honor, I'd like to take the fifth on that one.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pod Posted July 23 Report Share Posted July 23 There's a whole plethora of nasty things I would do to that woman. I'd have her in the Portofino Tower and you'd hear the screams all the way down at Spin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shroomy Posted July 23 Report Share Posted July 23 Originally posted by pod There's a whole plethora of nasty things I would do to that woman. I'd have her in the Portofino Tower and you'd hear the screams all the way down at Spin. /Shroomy lets the softball down the middle pass by with out commenting.but I would love to pretend her ass was a set of bongo drums. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patrickl Posted July 23 Report Share Posted July 23 Shakira schamkira. I'd rather deal with Jessica Simpson, but actually it's Shirley Manson from Garbage that really gets me going, even if her last album stunk.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmatas2277 Posted July 23 Report Share Posted July 23 Originally posted by patrickl Shakira schamkira. I'd rather deal with Jessica Simpson, but actually it's Shirley Manson from Garbage that really gets me going, even if her last album stunk.... WHAT?? YOU GUYS ARE CRAZY!!! SHAKIRA HANDS DOWN!! after i am done with her, she can belly dance her ass to the fridge to get me a beer....GOD BLESS COLOMBIA!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raverdoll Posted July 23 Report Share Posted July 23 Originally posted by mrmatas2277 WHAT?? YOU GUYS ARE CRAZY!!! SHAKIRA HANDS DOWN!! after i am done with her, she can belly dance her ass to the fridge to get me a beer....GOD BLESS COLOMBIA!!! :eek: JESSE!!!!!!! :tongue: don't make me whip out the middle name too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmatas2277 Posted July 23 Report Share Posted July 23 Originally posted by raverdoll don't make me whip out the middle name too. speaking of whipping....after she would belly dance my beer back to me, i would put a veil on that sexy colombian sex toy and ride her like the two breasted...i mean humped camel that she is.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meng Posted July 24 Author Report Share Posted July 24 Patrickl, do you realize how Shakira moves?...the only who compares is J-LO.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmatas2277 Posted July 24 Report Share Posted July 24 Originally posted by meng Patrickl, do you realize how Shakira moves?...the only who compares is J-LO.... Shakira hands down!!! Colombian's are fiesty little things.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meng Posted July 24 Author Report Share Posted July 24 Colombian's are fiesty little things.... oh yeah...my ex is Colombian...Barranquillera like Shakira no less.....I know exactly what's up......too bad she's my ex......and I still work with her!...DAMN! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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